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Beware of developed girls that appear to be older, but are not!
Topic Started: Sep 7 2009, 12:03:42 AM (1,043 Views)
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So here I was, on my daily night shift at work, innocently minding my own business, when suddenly I look to my left to see this fine ass booty shaking left and right, walking by me like it was just A-OK to distract me from working. The Lord had no mercy. I had fallen under the spell of this fine specimen. At her side was a familiar face- an old friend of mine! We exchanged greetings, but of course, I was staring at the girl while he was shaking my hand. I texted him 10 minutes later, and asked if it was his sister, which I assumed she was. I got the reply and YES, I was right!

So I ask my friend to hook a brother up. He replied an hour later and said "fuck you." D:

At this point, I'm a mixture of emotions, mostly angry, at the verge of RAAAAAAEG. So I asked why. And he said "she's 12." >___> So I replied saying "oh, nevermind then. Got any older sisters?" And he replied that he doesn't. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk.

moral: 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS COULD LOOK LIKE 18 YEAR OLDS, BUT ARE IN REALITY, TRAPS!

tl;dr: hot girl turned out to be wayyy underage so i gave up the hunt
F3nnies
Mar 25 2009, 11:05:14 PM
No. Why would they? Who would care? "Sorry sir, but you're eating grapes. You're buying $100 worth of food, but these grapes, they're very important. I'm paid minimum wage but you simply have to stop eating those so you can pay the right price for them. Because it is my civic duty to stop grape-eaters everywhere."

No one would do a thing, in fact I usually eat something while shopping. Sometimes it's a bag of potato chips or something, which sometimes I also don't pay for. SOMETIMES GOOD-BYE IS A SECOND CHANCE


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KHAI IS A CHILD MOLESTER
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why'd you give up 12 is a fine age
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Dart
Sep 7 2009, 12:06:32 AM
KHAI IS A CHILD MOLESTER


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Dart
Sep 7 2009, 12:06:32 AM
SPIT IS A CHILD MOLESTER
Edited by Chaffeemancer, Sep 7 2009, 12:07:56 AM.
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Dart
Sep 7 2009, 12:06:32 AM
KHAI IS A CHILD MOLESTER
i thought the same thing at first, but he didn't go for it! he's trying to be better!
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my problem is the exact opposite of that lady's problem
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Sep 7 2009, 12:07:33 AM
Dart
Sep 7 2009, 12:06:32 AM
KHAI IS A CHILD MOLESTER


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Dart
Sep 7 2009, 12:06:32 AM
SPIT AND BOOK IS A CHILD MOLESTER
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PROTIP: Females are evil, regardless of age.
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Buriki Daioh
Sep 7 2009, 01:12:11 AM
PROTIP: Females are evil, regardless of age.
"What's that? You're tired and want to go to bed? Too bad, I'm gonna stay on this video phone, squawking at the other person even though they can hear me just to piss you off."
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I'm not really evil
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You won't take pictures of cute, fluffy little kangaroos; you're evil!
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Buriki Daioh
Sep 7 2009, 01:20:36 AM
You won't take pictures of cute, fluffy little kangaroos; you're evil!
Yeah, why wouldn't you?

Communist scum.
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Obviously not me, but still a girl with a small kangaroo.

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YAY, KANGAROO!
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YAY, KANGAROO!

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