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| Happy Mask Salesman | Sep 7 2009, 12:03:42 AM Post #1 |
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Guy Who Posts a Lot
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So here I was, on my daily night shift at work, innocently minding my own business, when suddenly I look to my left to see this fine ass booty shaking left and right, walking by me like it was just A-OK to distract me from working. The Lord had no mercy. I had fallen under the spell of this fine specimen. At her side was a familiar face- an old friend of mine! We exchanged greetings, but of course, I was staring at the girl while he was shaking my hand. I texted him 10 minutes later, and asked if it was his sister, which I assumed she was. I got the reply and YES, I was right! So I ask my friend to hook a brother up. He replied an hour later and said "fuck you." D: At this point, I'm a mixture of emotions, mostly angry, at the verge of RAAAAAAEG. So I asked why. And he said "she's 12." >___> So I replied saying "oh, nevermind then. Got any older sisters?" And he replied that he doesn't. Fuckkkkkkkkkkk. moral: 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS COULD LOOK LIKE 18 YEAR OLDS, BUT ARE IN REALITY, TRAPS! tl;dr: hot girl turned out to be wayyy underage so i gave up the hunt |
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| Hammer Kirby | Sep 7 2009, 12:06:32 AM Post #2 |
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Go outside
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| Machinae | Sep 7 2009, 12:07:27 AM Post #3 |
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You're no warrior
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why'd you give up 12 is a fine age |
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| Chaffeemancer | Sep 7 2009, 12:07:33 AM Post #4 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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EDIT:
Edited by Chaffeemancer, Sep 7 2009, 12:07:56 AM.
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| Stone Kirby | Sep 7 2009, 12:11:10 AM Post #5 |
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¢¾¢Ü!?
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i thought the same thing at first, but he didn't go for it! he's trying to be better! |
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| Violet Vixen | Sep 7 2009, 12:14:48 AM Post #6 |
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Minty Fresh
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my problem is the exact opposite of that lady's problem |
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| Tornado Kirby | Sep 7 2009, 12:31:43 AM Post #7 |
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Local Madokafag
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| Frankystein Mark II | Sep 7 2009, 01:12:11 AM Post #8 |
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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PROTIP: Females are evil, regardless of age. |
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| Chaffeemancer | Sep 7 2009, 01:18:03 AM Post #9 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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"What's that? You're tired and want to go to bed? Too bad, I'm gonna stay on this video phone, squawking at the other person even though they can hear me just to piss you off." |
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| Anika | Sep 7 2009, 01:19:20 AM Post #10 |
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<3
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I'm not really evil |
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| Frankystein Mark II | Sep 7 2009, 01:20:36 AM Post #11 |
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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You won't take pictures of cute, fluffy little kangaroos; you're evil! |
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| Chaffeemancer | Sep 7 2009, 01:21:09 AM Post #12 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Yeah, why wouldn't you? Communist scum. |
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| Anika | Sep 7 2009, 01:22:21 AM Post #13 |
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<3
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Obviously not me, but still a girl with a small kangaroo.
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| Frankystein Mark II | Sep 7 2009, 01:23:11 AM Post #14 |
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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YAY, KANGAROO! |
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| Frankystein Mark II | Sep 7 2009, 01:23:26 AM Post #15 |
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-GENERATES A BURST OF STEAM-
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YAY, KANGAROO! Yes, this needed to be said twice. Edited by Frankystein Mark II, Sep 7 2009, 01:24:05 AM.
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