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| Happy Mask Salesman | Sep 4 2009, 04:09:33 PM Post #1 |
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Guy Who Posts a Lot
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Yeah, you heard me right. Just came home from walking around with a friend, because walking is all you can do in the dull residential area of Dearborn. We stopped by the gas station, purchased a pack with 3 condoms. Me and her kept one condom each in our wallets, and took the other one, and we put blue shaving cream inside of it, and filled it up. We called it condom with alien jizz. Our intention was to leave it inside the trojan condom box and put the box in a mailbox of a person we mutually hated, but we walked by their house and noticed their parents were home, so it wasn't a good idea. A better alternative? Leaving it in a public park. Even better, the local middle school's football field. So we went, and buried the box, but not completely, in a dirt patch in the middle of the field. As seen here. Spoiler: click to toggle Damn phone quality. I wasn't content with it. So I took a 2nd picture a bit farther away. Spoiler: click to toggle Finally, one to show where the dirt patch is in the field. Spoiler: click to toggle And now the hunt begins, a worthy treasure is in store for the brave middle schooler to salvage and claim! Edited by Happy Mask Salesman, Sep 4 2009, 04:10:43 PM.
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awesome speed lynch Spoiler: click to toggle is khai | |
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| Naglfar | Sep 4 2009, 04:14:41 PM Post #2 |
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FANNERU
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what an exciting game |
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| Happy Kirby | Sep 4 2009, 04:14:59 PM Post #3 |
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So exciting!
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A condom full of blue shaving cream? THE HUNT IS ON. |
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asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig: MYSTERY SQUAD MEMEBERS Leader: I AM THE MYSTERY, Rider-chan! HEAR MY VOICE! Memeber: Lemon-chan, KVD-chan | |
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| Stone Kirby | Sep 4 2009, 04:26:15 PM Post #4 |
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¢¾¢Ü!?
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Wow. |
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| Chaffeemancer | Sep 4 2009, 04:26:20 PM Post #5 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Sep 4 2009, 04:58:00 PM Post #6 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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you didn't take a picture of the alien jizz? |
![]() fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col. | |
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| Happy Mask Salesman | Sep 4 2009, 05:00:16 PM Post #7 |
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Guy Who Posts a Lot
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Taking pictures didn't cross my mind til after we buried the box, but yeah, I should have. |
awesome speed lynch Spoiler: click to toggle is khai | |
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| Tornado Kirby | Sep 4 2009, 05:05:06 PM Post #8 |
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Local Madokafag
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It's a Trojan with blue shaving cream. What's to expect? Although massive lulz will ensue. |
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| Itachi | Sep 4 2009, 05:53:15 PM Post #9 |
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Cool like a breeze
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| derp | Sep 4 2009, 06:02:52 PM Post #10 |
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Indeed.
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How will you check up on it without drawing suspicion on yourself? Someone looking at a certain exact spot every so often would lead people to dig it up, but what will people think when they know you bury condoms full of shaving cream? |
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| Happy Kirby | Sep 4 2009, 06:49:44 PM Post #11 |
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So exciting!
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"That guy and his girlfriend are cool!" |
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asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig: MYSTERY SQUAD MEMEBERS Leader: I AM THE MYSTERY, Rider-chan! HEAR MY VOICE! Memeber: Lemon-chan, KVD-chan | |
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| Animal Kirby | Sep 4 2009, 07:01:07 PM Post #12 |
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Pupil of Ignis
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| Moon | Sep 5 2009, 12:01:17 AM Post #13 |
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excuse me princess
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youre weird |
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| ullu | Sep 5 2009, 10:40:18 AM Post #14 |
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Action Punch Role Model Strength Bomb
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Oh middle school. lool |
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| Daloth | Sep 5 2009, 03:05:44 PM Post #15 |
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God of Slitting throats and harvesting kidneys
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lol gotta love it |
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