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Alien jizz condom treasure hunt!
Topic Started: Sep 4 2009, 04:09:33 PM (1,168 Views)
Happy Mask Salesman
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Yeah, you heard me right.

Just came home from walking around with a friend, because walking is all you can do in the dull residential area of Dearborn.

We stopped by the gas station, purchased a pack with 3 condoms. Me and her kept one condom each in our wallets, and took the other one, and we put blue shaving cream inside of it, and filled it up. We called it condom with alien jizz.

Our intention was to leave it inside the trojan condom box and put the box in a mailbox of a person we mutually hated, but we walked by their house and noticed their parents were home, so it wasn't a good idea. A better alternative? Leaving it in a public park. Even better, the local middle school's football field. So we went, and buried the box, but not completely, in a dirt patch in the middle of the field. As seen here.

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Damn phone quality. I wasn't content with it. So I took a 2nd picture a bit farther away.

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Finally, one to show where the dirt patch is in the field.

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And now the hunt begins, a worthy treasure is in store for the brave middle schooler to salvage and claim!
Edited by Happy Mask Salesman, Sep 4 2009, 04:10:43 PM.
F3nnies
Mar 25 2009, 11:05:14 PM
No. Why would they? Who would care? "Sorry sir, but you're eating grapes. You're buying $100 worth of food, but these grapes, they're very important. I'm paid minimum wage but you simply have to stop eating those so you can pay the right price for them. Because it is my civic duty to stop grape-eaters everywhere."

No one would do a thing, in fact I usually eat something while shopping. Sometimes it's a bag of potato chips or something, which sometimes I also don't pay for. SOMETIMES GOOD-BYE IS A SECOND CHANCE


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So exciting!

A condom full of blue shaving cream? THE HUNT IS ON.
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¢¾¢Ü!?

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The hunt is on!
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you didn't take a picture of the alien jizz?
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Happy Mask Salesman
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Taking pictures didn't cross my mind til after we buried the box, but yeah, I should have.
F3nnies
Mar 25 2009, 11:05:14 PM
No. Why would they? Who would care? "Sorry sir, but you're eating grapes. You're buying $100 worth of food, but these grapes, they're very important. I'm paid minimum wage but you simply have to stop eating those so you can pay the right price for them. Because it is my civic duty to stop grape-eaters everywhere."

No one would do a thing, in fact I usually eat something while shopping. Sometimes it's a bag of potato chips or something, which sometimes I also don't pay for. SOMETIMES GOOD-BYE IS A SECOND CHANCE


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It's a Trojan with blue shaving cream. What's to expect?

Although massive lulz will ensue.
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How will you check up on it without drawing suspicion on yourself? Someone looking at a certain exact spot every so often would lead people to dig it up, but what will people think when they know you bury condoms full of shaving cream?
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So exciting!

"That guy and his girlfriend are cool!"
asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig:
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"That guy and his girlfriend are cool!"
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Oh middle school. lool
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