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I know this is petty, but I need to make sure I'm not going crazy.
Topic Started: Sep 1 2009, 02:07:35 AM (1,066 Views)
Raptova
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Sep 1 2009, 03:18:48 PM
batman's parents are dead
spider-man's parents are clones or something

also, batman's hypothetical girlfriend doesn't cheat on him
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That's because Batman is too much of a psycho to actually have a girlfriend for any amount of time. Most just dump him and go sleep with Dick Grayson.


Also, am I the only one who thinks Batman is a bit of a whiny bitch about the whole "MY PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!" thing. There are a whole lot of Superheroes that have had a lot worse shit go down than that, and they don't turn into nutjobs.

Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

batman is cool he punches dudes and drops down from skylights into warehouses
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

and he doesn't wear hockey pads
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"In the time it's taken me to say this sentence, I've thought of a nearly fool-proof plan to defeat you, as well as several backup plans."

Also, Batman's more skilled in hand to hand combat than Spider-man. He'll have gadgets with him to disable spider-man's advantages. If he doesn't, he's more than capable of incapacitating spider-man, retreating, and coming back with whatever he needs.

But in a straight-up one on one fight where neither can run away and there's only one round, Spider-man has the advantage, but would probably still lose.

Stargirl who people call Raptor?
 
He has no super exploitable weaknesses


Loud sounds fuck with him, like a fire alarm bell. IIRC him and Venom used one to beat Carnage once but the bell kicked all three of their asses.
Edited by Anna, Sep 1 2009, 06:02:10 PM.
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Raptova
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Batman may be better at hand to hand, but that won't make a difference when it takes a single sucker punch to take him out. Also Spider-man's vastly superior agillity and Spider-sense make Batman's superior fighting skills useless.

Spider-man is way more durable than Batman. Batman's punches would do nothing.

Batman has no gadget on him to counter Spider-man's advantages. Webs are also a huge factor toward Spidey. They are essentially steel cables that he can shoot a out of his wrist. Batman could cut them, but it would take time. And Spidey needs about two seconds, to finish off Batman.

And Symbiotes are only super effective against Symbiotes. Spider-man isn't particularly hurt by them.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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Batman goes to Lazarus Pit. Spidey has nothing comparable for his injuries, the Dark Avenger comes back for round two and Dark Knights Spider-man.
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

batman would just go bruce wane and take all of petes "babes" and he'll baaaawww and be unable to fight
Edited by MARF SANTANGELO, Sep 1 2009, 10:35:10 PM.
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Raptova
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Batman is pratically asexual. He isn't going to beat out Peter "Bitches Love Spider-man" Parker.

Nightwing, maybe. Not Batman.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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In straight up hand to hand, does Batman beat Captain America? I severely doubt it. No way he's good enough to take out Spider-Man with his skills, then.

I'm not a Batman expert, but I don't recall any gadgets of any notable use against Spider-Man, and if Raptor says he doesn't have any, I believe him. At best they make Batman's disadvantages a bit smaller. Being inferior at something is better than being completely incapable of doing it, after all.

Saying Batman would pull some new gadget out or instantly think of a plan? No limits fallacy.
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Captain America was boss. Too bad he died :(
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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Raptova
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Bats and Cap are about equal.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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Well of course Raven would win in a fight. I had this one Raven that maxed pretty much everything, and I've NEVER had a Guy turn out any good. Also, you fags who like Guy are just bitches.
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

lolwrongtopic
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Sep 1 2009, 11:22:12 PM
lolwrongtopic
No, looks like the right topic to me.
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i blame the spider man movies for making me think spiderman/peter parker is a huge faggot
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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