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| CalamityBinger | Aug 22 2009, 04:25:24 PM Post #31 |
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Yeah, that marriage was slightly more blown out of proportion and significant in my not-so-clever ruse than it was; just a mistake I made, lasted only about 2 months... |
| Blasted science, you have played me for a fool! | |
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| Hammer Kirby | Aug 22 2009, 05:20:01 PM Post #32 |
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Now we have a GHEBite who's been married before, wow. |
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| Snoop Lion | Aug 22 2009, 05:24:12 PM Post #33 |
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You still owe me the porn you promised to make >_> |
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| Raptova | Aug 22 2009, 06:34:45 PM Post #34 |
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Welcome to GHEB. I'm Raptor. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| CalamityBinger | Aug 22 2009, 06:46:01 PM Post #35 |
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Haha, nothing going on that one, afraid she probably wouldn't talk to me again if I even tried. |
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| Snoop Lion | Aug 22 2009, 06:46:55 PM Post #36 |
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damn, oh well |
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| CalamityBinger | Aug 22 2009, 06:49:51 PM Post #37 |
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Besides, I'm sure being the sex-monger you are, you probably don't need porn anymore? |
| Blasted science, you have played me for a fool! | |
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| Snoop Lion | Aug 22 2009, 06:53:47 PM Post #38 |
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nope, can't, being in a dorm and all now |
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| CalamityBinger | Aug 22 2009, 06:57:26 PM Post #39 |
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Ohhh, wait... you can't be the sex monger or can't have porn? Do you go to some Catholic school? |
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| Snoop Lion | Aug 22 2009, 06:59:23 PM Post #40 |
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No, it's just that I'm not going to be looking at porn while my roommate is here |
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| CalamityBinger | Aug 22 2009, 07:07:35 PM Post #41 |
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Oh, I see... didn't stop my roommate in college... |
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| Snoop Lion | Aug 22 2009, 07:14:00 PM Post #42 |
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That's... creepy... |
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| CalamityBinger | Aug 22 2009, 07:19:32 PM Post #43 |
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Indeed. I still have scars of bringing a girl back to my room only to open the door and see Rob looking at some DP porn on his laptop... I don't think she was too enthused. |
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| Snoop Lion | Aug 22 2009, 07:21:14 PM Post #44 |
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o lol, I'm afraid that might happen, but so far we have just left the door open so no looking at porn unless I want the entire hall to see >_> |
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| CalamityBinger | Aug 22 2009, 07:25:36 PM Post #45 |
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Yeah, I left my door open for the first two weeks, hoping someone would come and introduce themselves because I was going to college out of state, didn't know anyone, etc. For two weeks, nobody introduced themselves. It was relatively disappointing! |
| Blasted science, you have played me for a fool! | |
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