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Topic Started: Aug 21 2009, 10:51:11 AM (833 Views)
CalamityBinger
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Yeah, that marriage was slightly more blown out of proportion and significant in my not-so-clever ruse than it was; just a mistake I made, lasted only about 2 months...
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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Hammer Kirby
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Now we have a GHEBite who's been married before, wow.
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Snoop Lion
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You still owe me the porn you promised to make >_>
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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Welcome to GHEB.

I'm Raptor.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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CalamityBinger
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Aug 22 2009, 05:24:12 PM
You still owe me the porn you promised to make >_>
Haha, nothing going on that one, afraid she probably wouldn't talk to me again if I even tried.
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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Snoop Lion
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damn, oh well
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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CalamityBinger
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Aug 22 2009, 06:46:55 PM
damn, oh well
Besides, I'm sure being the sex-monger you are, you probably don't need porn anymore?
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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Snoop Lion
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nope, can't, being in a dorm and all now
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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CalamityBinger
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Ohhh, wait... you can't be the sex monger or can't have porn? Do you go to some Catholic school?
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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Snoop Lion
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No, it's just that I'm not going to be looking at porn while my roommate is here
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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CalamityBinger
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Oh, I see... didn't stop my roommate in college...
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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Snoop Lion
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That's... creepy...
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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CalamityBinger
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Indeed. I still have scars of bringing a girl back to my room only to open the door and see Rob looking at some DP porn on his laptop... I don't think she was too enthused.
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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o lol, I'm afraid that might happen, but so far we have just left the door open so no looking at porn unless I want the entire hall to see >_>
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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CalamityBinger
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Yeah, I left my door open for the first two weeks, hoping someone would come and introduce themselves because I was going to college out of state, didn't know anyone, etc. For two weeks, nobody introduced themselves. It was relatively disappointing!
Blasted science, you have played me for a fool!
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