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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 14 2009, 06:27:32 PM (323 Views) | |
| Deprece | Aug 14 2009, 06:27:32 PM Post #1 |
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It had so much potential... but the plot holes where enormous. I asked questions through out the whole movie. Much like Jeff did when he watched it. (I believe it was Jeff) The good thing is, maybe they can correct these problems in the second one. |
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| Happy Kirby | Aug 14 2009, 06:55:02 PM Post #2 |
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So exciting!
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I AM AMERICAN BADASS Did it have public service announcements? Because those are pretty important. |
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| Deprece | Aug 14 2009, 09:20:46 PM Post #3 |
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WARNING! THIS MOVIE HAS MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS!! BUT! IT WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP WHEN NO ACTION HAPPEN!!
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| Stone Kirby | Aug 14 2009, 09:46:57 PM Post #4 |
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That's a shame. |
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| Hammer Kirby | Aug 14 2009, 10:37:51 PM Post #5 |
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I heard they weren't especially faithful to the source material. |
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| F3nnies | Aug 19 2009, 01:52:47 AM Post #6 |
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They can't, considering no one in the entire country really knows G.I. Joe to be anything but a series of action figures based off Vietnam. The most they know is that there is like a legit large doll version, and then small crappy ones you buy at dollar stores. As for storyline....well, all there is to it is "AMERICA BAD AND NINJAS REPRESENT ASIANS WHICH ARE EVIL BUT WE HAVE A NINJA CAUSE WE HELPED PART OF VIETNAM SO SOME ASIANS ARE GOOD BUT ONLY OUR ASIANS ARE GOOD" |
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| Jeff | Aug 19 2009, 06:23:14 AM Post #7 |
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."
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I didn't see G.I. Joe. I could tell from the ads that it was awful. I could also tell from the fact that it had an 80s cartoon that it would be fairly standard action fluff - Look what (CG)I can do! - with far too much talking (that is, it had talking for more than 1 minute) for no conceivable reason. Really, the idea of "River Tam beats up everyone" is a good one that should be acted upon. |
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| kryptonite | Aug 19 2009, 12:23:07 PM Post #8 |
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Swords and guns are cool but when mixed they're kind of silly since guns are pretty much better in every way (except coolness)... But I heard one of the actors used to be a male stripper... :S |
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| Chaffeemancer | Aug 20 2009, 02:35:59 AM Post #9 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Any maggot who thinks swords are cooler needs to be slapped. |
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| Stone Kirby | Aug 20 2009, 02:42:20 AM Post #10 |
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I'm seeing this movie over the weekend. I do not expect good things! |
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| Roope-Setä | Aug 20 2009, 07:17:53 AM Post #11 |
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Naginata > Katana > Desert Eagle > Sword > Sniper rifle > Other weapons |
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| Stone Kirby | Aug 20 2009, 11:06:19 AM Post #12 |
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Why does Katana > Western Sword? |
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| kryptonite | Aug 20 2009, 01:20:19 PM Post #13 |
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Swords being cooler are why they exist in video games, TV, and in all media that they're in, really. Imagine Link with a rifle instead of a sword/bow. Don't say "it's not the right time period" because the next Zelda has TRAINS. Imagine everyone in SC with guns and not just Cervantes... And get rid of the other weapons. Imagine FE with guns instead of those weapons, or AW with more "chance". Imagine this movie without the mysterious ninjas with swords. No swords. Guns only. G.I. Joe. |
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| Roope-Setä | Aug 20 2009, 01:56:27 PM Post #14 |
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Japanese swords are sharp and manly. Western swords are either one or the other, never both. |
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| kryptonite | Aug 20 2009, 02:21:25 PM Post #15 |
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What about other swords? >_>; |
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