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| Vicas | Aug 10 2009, 10:02:43 PM Post #1 |
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Maybe I have life. Bitches.
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God, this movie is painful. I've never seen one this bad. |
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| Stone Kirby | Aug 10 2009, 10:14:50 PM Post #2 |
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¢¾¢Ü!?
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...It can't be that bad! Look at the people involved! |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 10 2009, 10:17:43 PM Post #3 |
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did you actually think it was going to be good? <__< |
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| Vicas | Aug 10 2009, 10:32:33 PM Post #4 |
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Maybe I have life. Bitches.
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No, I didn't. I was expecting a mehish flick to see with my friends that would at least be mildly entertaining to snark at. I could've lived with something that was pretty bad but relatively endearing. This movie just made me want to hurt things. I didn't make a single comment the whole time because it was just too painful. |
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| BloodyHook12 | Aug 10 2009, 10:33:10 PM Post #5 |
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Comrade
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What was so bad about it? I heard its length was pretty awful. |
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| Vicas | Aug 10 2009, 10:37:06 PM Post #6 |
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Over two and a half fucking hours. God, I wanted it to end for so long. Next, you know in the commercials, where the fat guy makes the lame joke about Harry Potter? All of the humor in the film is either that or Adam Sandler making funny noises. And when I prefer Sandler to the other jokes, something's seriously wrong. I understand it isn't really supposed to be a comedy as such, but you can't call your film Funny People and give me shit like that. Be as serious as you want, just make sure that when you do have humor it isn't FUCKING TERRIBLE. |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 11 2009, 08:31:27 AM Post #7 |
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the movie was obviously a retarded concept and going to be just plain silly. i dont see how you thought it would at least be "mildly ok", other than your easily suseptable to advertising and marketing |
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| Bahamut | Aug 11 2009, 11:49:52 AM Post #8 |
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Comrade
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I think he was going for it could've been 'so bad its good' but it ended up being 'so bad its horrible'. A film like, say, Twilight is absolutely fantastic for pure snark value. You can entertain yourself at a relatively bad film if there are plenty of things to make funny snide comments to your friends about, or laugh at the stupid stuff in it. This didn't even have that. And he said he thought it'd be meh, not mildly okay. <_<
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 11 2009, 12:40:38 PM Post #9 |
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i dont see how you think that could be so bad its good |
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| Bahamut | Aug 11 2009, 12:52:21 PM Post #10 |
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Comrade
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From the synopsis (I haven't seen any trailers for it, it's not going to be out over here for a long while) it sounds like a film with potential for snark value to me. Obviously it isn't, but I can see how you could be roped into thinking it'll be bad but it'll be fun to make fun of. I mean, it's got Sandler in it. He's bad, but making fun of him for his performances is nearly always entertaining. |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Aug 11 2009, 01:48:29 PM Post #11 |
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i still dont understand but im going to say ok and aggree with whatever you said and dont try to explain it |
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| F3nnies | Aug 12 2009, 04:04:17 PM Post #12 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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Anything with Sandler is pretty shitty. Happy Gilmore was ok...back when everyone was 10 or under. Mr. Deeds was absolutely ok as far as films-to-see-with-your-parents-when-you-absolutely-have-to go. Otherwise that one was a whole lot of suck. Sandler is like...well honestly, he's the classic Trailer Trash Hero. |
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