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Fuck Funny People
Topic Started: Aug 10 2009, 10:02:43 PM (195 Views)
Vicas
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God, this movie is painful. I've never seen one this bad.
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¢¾¢Ü!?

...It can't be that bad! Look at the people involved!
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

did you actually think it was going to be good? <__<
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No, I didn't. I was expecting a mehish flick to see with my friends that would at least be mildly entertaining to snark at. I could've lived with something that was pretty bad but relatively endearing. This movie just made me want to hurt things. I didn't make a single comment the whole time because it was just too painful.
Mean radius1569 km (0.245 Earths)
Surface area3.09 × 107 km2 (0.061 Earths)
Volume1.593 × 1010 km3 (0.015 Earths)
Mass4.80 × 1022 kg (0.008 Earths)
Mean density3.01 g/cm3
Equatorial surface gravity1.314 m/s2 (0.134 g)
Escape velocity2.025 km/s
Rotation period - Synchronous
Axial tilt0.1°
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What was so bad about it? I heard its length was pretty awful.
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Over two and a half fucking hours. God, I wanted it to end for so long.

Next, you know in the commercials, where the fat guy makes the lame joke about Harry Potter? All of the humor in the film is either that or Adam Sandler making funny noises. And when I prefer Sandler to the other jokes, something's seriously wrong.

I understand it isn't really supposed to be a comedy as such, but you can't call your film Funny People and give me shit like that. Be as serious as you want, just make sure that when you do have humor it isn't FUCKING TERRIBLE.
Mean radius1569 km (0.245 Earths)
Surface area3.09 × 107 km2 (0.061 Earths)
Volume1.593 × 1010 km3 (0.015 Earths)
Mass4.80 × 1022 kg (0.008 Earths)
Mean density3.01 g/cm3
Equatorial surface gravity1.314 m/s2 (0.134 g)
Escape velocity2.025 km/s
Rotation period - Synchronous
Axial tilt0.1°
Albedo0.67 ± 0.03
Surface temp.
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

the movie was obviously a retarded concept and going to be just plain silly. i dont see how you thought it would at least be "mildly ok", other than your easily suseptable to advertising and marketing
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I think he was going for it could've been 'so bad its good' but it ended up being 'so bad its horrible'. A film like, say, Twilight is absolutely fantastic for pure snark value. You can entertain yourself at a relatively bad film if there are plenty of things to make funny snide comments to your friends about, or laugh at the stupid stuff in it. This didn't even have that. And he said he thought it'd be meh, not mildly okay. <_<
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

i dont see how you think that could be so bad its good
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From the synopsis (I haven't seen any trailers for it, it's not going to be out over here for a long while) it sounds like a film with potential for snark value to me. Obviously it isn't, but I can see how you could be roped into thinking it'll be bad but it'll be fun to make fun of. I mean, it's got Sandler in it. He's bad, but making fun of him for his performances is nearly always entertaining.
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

i still dont understand but im going to say ok and aggree with whatever you said and dont try to explain it
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Anything with Sandler is pretty shitty. Happy Gilmore was ok...back when everyone was 10 or under. Mr. Deeds was absolutely ok as far as films-to-see-with-your-parents-when-you-absolutely-have-to go. Otherwise that one was a whole lot of suck. Sandler is like...well honestly, he's the classic Trailer Trash Hero.
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