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Who here has read the Dark Tower Series
Topic Started: Aug 1 2009, 10:29:53 PM (335 Views)
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Aka the greatest epic of our time.

I've read the LotRs. Dark Tower is better.

I've read Harry Potter. Dark Tower is better.

My Aunt has read Twilight AND the Dark Tower. She says Dark Tower is Better.

It is Stephen King's self proclaimed greatest work. Took him almost half a century to write.

I read it in almost a month.

Please tell me some other Ghebernaut has read it...
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*Wikipedias.*
More like a quarter-century.
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I've read the first book of it. Recently, too.

I need to find the others, I agree, it's good. Quite strange though.
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"...And I don't know ANY REAL stone chilled gunslinger who quotes NERDY ASS EPIC ADVENTURE BOOKS by Stephen King! The Dark Tower books are for nerds! You're a NERD, and a FAKE, and you are BUSTED.

also i think its weird you hand out with my 35 year old brother."
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Aug 2 2009, 01:56:10 AM
I've read the first book of it. Recently, too.

I need to find the others, I agree, it's good. Quite strange though.
Wait till you hit the next book, The Drawing of the Three. Time paradoxes ftw.

Also, the 6th book, Song of Susannah, is absolutely WTF in parts that you will go crazy. Nothing is weird till you get to there.


And it's a shame this book doesnt have a religion, it has gods and multiverses and everything.
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Dark Tower series is my favourite book. I've been reading the Marvel comics lately, they are great.
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Stephen King = lots and lots and lots of pages that really should not be lots of pages

I read two of his books. I could have shaved off about 30% of their volume without losing any value.
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i am on the last book
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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I shit you not you will WTF at the end.

but, it also feels kinda right at the same time.
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Aug 7 2009, 04:43:07 PM
I shit you not you will WTF at the end.

but, it also feels kinda right at the same time.
i have no idea what to expect!
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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well, not giving any major spoilers. there is a part at the very end where stephen king talks to the reader directly and says "If you want the story to end now, then close the book and never touch it again. If you want to know what the voices told me how it ends then keep reading. You have been warned."

If you puss out there and dont keep reading.... well let's just say the ending he gives will either make you hate him or love him. I hated him for a bit, but then I thought about it and it really is a fitting end for Roland Deschain. And im going to boggle your mind once more by saying, no, Roland does not die.
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the world implodes
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I never much liked King's style of writing, for some reason, although I've read some of his short stories that were quite good.

And LotR, Harry Potter and Twilight are totally the same kind of thing...
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To compare Lord of the Rings to Twilight is rather ignorant.

One invented an entirely new language, world, everything about a universe virtually.

The other said Vampires glisten in the sun instead of die.
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