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my penis is disappointed in these people
Topic Started: Jul 3 2009, 09:02:42 AM (874 Views)
Animal Kirby
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Legion
Jul 4 2009, 07:50:42 AM
Legion
Jul 4 2009, 07:11:13 AM
I enjoy being an ass that uses selective reading
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Stone Kirby
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¢¾¢Ü!?

Umm
Jul 4 2009, 07:57:51 AM
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up hear me shout.
Tip me over and pour me out.
...What?
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Machinae
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lu aza, my hero
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Harry Ord
Jul 4 2009, 10:51:57 AM
I'm unoriginal and didn't make false quotes until Umm showed me the path to hilarity
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Happy Kirby
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So exciting!

I collect pics and replace them with higher res images too. I masturbate to them though, so I'm totally not creepy. >_> <_<

Oh Kirby, I love you so!
asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig:
MYSTERY SQUAD MEMEBERS
Leader: I AM THE MYSTERY, Rider-chan! HEAR MY VOICE!
Memeber: Lemon-chan, KVD-chan
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

Legion
Jul 4 2009, 04:28:30 AM
As I said on the estranged cousin board, Video Games can wait. My preferred partner type probably won't wait. The game will still be there. The game can't walk out the door and swear to never let you play it again. If I stuff up with the game, I can save scum and try again as if nothing happened.
if she can't wait she isn't the right person

and wtf are you talking about. you make it sound like this is how people fucking do it
im playing games now
woman enters
w: HEY DO ME AND SHIT I WANT UR DICK
me:no im fighting boss he is hard
w: i want ur hard dickkk!!!!!!!!!
me: oke lets do it


thats not how it happens guys. get your heads out of the clowds or whatever
Edited by MARF SANTANGELO, Jul 4 2009, 05:45:13 PM.
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Jeff
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."

Cleft
Jul 4 2009, 05:43:38 PM
Legion
Jul 4 2009, 04:28:30 AM
As I said on the estranged cousin board, Video Games can wait. My preferred partner type probably won't wait. The game will still be there. The game can't walk out the door and swear to never let you play it again. If I stuff up with the game, I can save scum and try again as if nothing happened.
if she can't wait she isn't the right person

and wtf are you talking about. you make it sound like this is how people fucking do it
im playing games now
woman enters
w: HEY DO ME AND SHIT I WANT UR DICK
me:no im fighting boss he is hard
w: i want ur hard dickkk!!!!!!!!!
me: oke lets do it


thats not how it happens guys. get your heads out of the clowds or whatever
I recall an infamous video where that situation happened, but the guy wanted to play Counterstrike, no fight a boss.
btw you're all banned
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Moon
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Legion
Jul 4 2009, 07:05:49 AM
Yang Wen Li
Jul 4 2009, 06:24:02 AM
i can always fap
That is like saying that you would refuse a steak to eat a chop. It may satisfy your craving for meat, but it's not the same.
i wouldnt know, i have never had sex and i am not as excited as, say, tookie
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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Lu is a silly person, how can any one be creeped out by him?
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Happy Kirby
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So exciting!

It's because he's a skeleton, he shouldn't even be moving.
asslo If u r memeber of MYSTERY SQUAD post this in ur sig:
MYSTERY SQUAD MEMEBERS
Leader: I AM THE MYSTERY, Rider-chan! HEAR MY VOICE!
Memeber: Lemon-chan, KVD-chan
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Waddacku


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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

this isnt a chan waddacku
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CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTROYER!
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Cleft
Jul 4 2009, 05:43:38 PM
Legion
Jul 4 2009, 04:28:30 AM
As I said on the estranged cousin board, Video Games can wait. My preferred partner type probably won't wait. The game will still be there. The game can't walk out the door and swear to never let you play it again. If I stuff up with the game, I can save scum and try again as if nothing happened.
if she can't wait she isn't the right person

and wtf are you talking about. you make it sound like this is how people fucking do it
im playing games now
woman enters
w: HEY DO ME AND SHIT I WANT UR DICK
me:no im fighting boss he is hard
w: i want ur hard dickkk!!!!!!!!!
me: oke lets do it


thats not how it happens guys. get your heads out of the clowds or whatever
I do not know about you internet gamer types, but the games I play have a button that can STOP THE ACTION! (Or INACTION, in the case of AC and Enchanted Folk).

I am not Omega_Thunderstorm. Omega_Thunderstorm is dead. There is only VINZ CLORTHO Lillith.


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Does Australia have a magical extra hour around midnight I'm not aware of?

Yes. It is the Dark Hour in which everyone who hasn't faced their inner issues gets turned into a coffin for that hour while those who have the strength to face lifes hardships run around, beat up manifestations of bad emotions and stop people who get thrown into TVs from dying from fog-sickness

We don't like to talk about it, except to the Japanese, who had something similar happen in 2009 and 2011/2012.

I suppose I should've seen that coming.

Yes you should've.

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Chaffeemancer
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Legion
Jul 5 2009, 06:16:07 AM
Cleft
Jul 4 2009, 05:43:38 PM
Legion
Jul 4 2009, 04:28:30 AM
As I said on the estranged cousin board, Video Games can wait. My preferred partner type probably won't wait. The game will still be there. The game can't walk out the door and swear to never let you play it again. If I stuff up with the game, I can save scum and try again as if nothing happened.
if she can't wait she isn't the right person

and wtf are you talking about. you make it sound like this is how people fucking do it
im playing games now
woman enters
w: HEY DO ME AND SHIT I WANT UR DICK
me:no im fighting boss he is hard
w: i want ur hard dickkk!!!!!!!!!
me: oke lets do it


thats not how it happens guys. get your heads out of the clowds or whatever
I do not know about you internet gamer types, but the games I play have a button that can STOP THE ACTION! (Or INACTION, in the case of AC and Enchanted Folk).

Us internet gamers have other people to consider!
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

Legion
Jul 5 2009, 06:16:07 AM
Cleft
Jul 4 2009, 05:43:38 PM
Legion
Jul 4 2009, 04:28:30 AM
As I said on the estranged cousin board, Video Games can wait. My preferred partner type probably won't wait. The game will still be there. The game can't walk out the door and swear to never let you play it again. If I stuff up with the game, I can save scum and try again as if nothing happened.
if she can't wait she isn't the right person

and wtf are you talking about. you make it sound like this is how people fucking do it
im playing games now
woman enters
w: HEY DO ME AND SHIT I WANT UR DICK
me:no im fighting boss he is hard
w: i want ur hard dickkk!!!!!!!!!
me: oke lets do it


thats not how it happens guys. get your heads out of the clowds or whatever
I do not know about you internet gamer types, but the games I play have a button that can STOP THE ACTION! (Or INACTION, in the case of AC and Enchanted Folk).

pausing in the middle of a fight always means screwing up when you unpause. and that can equal death and shit. if your girl can't wait ten minutes she isn't worth it. especially if you haven't saved in a while or something.
Edited by MARF SANTANGELO, Jul 5 2009, 09:47:41 AM.
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