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Transformers movies keep finding ways to piss me off.; lulz spoilers
Topic Started: Jun 27 2009, 05:47:47 PM (1,175 Views)
Stone Kirby
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I don't even feel bad about spoiling myself after reading that. I'm still holding out for good action and explosions, though. >_>
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Explosions? Yes, many of them.

Action?
...what action?
Only 15 minutes of the movie can be seen as action.
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That's it. Other "action" scenes include Sam hiding in a house while a bombing is going on (very clever I must say), indistinguishable robots punching each other in the background and Starscream flying around doing nothing.

And all of that was slowed down, because it's common knowledge that slowing down an action scene makes it even more dynamic and breathtaking, see 300, but then again if the WHOLE action sequence is slowed down, it becomes boring.

Just torrent it or sneak into the theater, don't repeat my mistake and actually give them money.


That aside, I posted that link for the lulz, without actually thinking someone could get spoiled. Gonna edit nao, sorry.
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... its a Michael Bay movie.. I did not go into expecting anything other then explosions, giant robots, giant robots fighting, some humor, and possibly Megan Fox being hot.


I enjoyed it. I'll probably be the only one in this topic to say it.. but I did enjoy it. It met my expectations.. which were admittedly low but eh... when going to 'BIG SUMMER BLOCK BUSTERS' one shouldn't expect Shakespeare.
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Jul 4 2009, 11:47:14 AM
I enjoyed it. I'll probably be the only one in this topic to say it.. but I did enjoy it. It met my expectations.. which were admittedly low but eh... when going to 'BIG SUMMER BLOCK BUSTERS' one shouldn't expect Shakespeare.
^This. This. And more of This. My expectations are always easy to meet for me. A lot of movies people say are terrible, I tend to enjoy somewhat.
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I was expecting crap, but found it too crappy for my taste.
I guess my standards are pretty high.

Besides, I noticed that everyone who liked it says "you shouldn't expect Shakespeare".
I mean, everyone on IMDb, GFAQs, etc. mentions Shakespeare.
Weird, huh?
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that is an odd coincidence .. I never once look up its IMDb .. and I actually really dislike GFAQs ... then again there are few things as highly ironic as an English literate to help make an analogy.
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I expect crap and was bored and confused by the first movie so i wont be seeing this
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Ramza Silverburg
Jul 4 2009, 05:15:13 PM
I was expecting crap, but found it too crappy for my taste.
I guess my standards are pretty high.

Besides, I noticed that everyone who liked it says "you shouldn't expect Shakespeare".
I mean, everyone on IMDb, GFAQs, etc. mentions Shakespeare.
Weird, huh?
He's the most famous author in the Anglo-American world, and usually seen as the best English language writer ever. Thus, it means "don't expect something dramatic, compelling, or sophisticated." It's not weird at all.
btw you're all banned
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Saw it this morning. Fight between Optimus and Fallen was pretty disappointing. Devastator was too. And so was Soundwave's doing nothing but sit on the satellite.
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If they use him, then they'll likely use Primus.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I FUCKING HATE PRIMUS.

Needs more Quintessons!
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Jul 5 2009, 01:56:39 PM
Saw it this morning. Fight between Optimus and Fallen was pretty disappointing. Devastator was too. And so was Soundwave's doing nothing but sit on the satellite.
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Time travel, in MY Transformers?

It's more likely than you think, I'm gonna say.

After this piece of shit, I wouldn't put anything past Michael Bay. And whoever's talking about Shakespeare, there's a big gap between expecting Shakespeare and expecting something more than pure shit, my expectations were the latter and they still weren't fulfilled.
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it: people BAAAAAAAAAAWWW
too much.
its transformers
cars that turn into robots.

the bionicle guy was really the stupid part (besides lolololol swine fluuuu). this is transformers, take your fucking bionicle elsewhere
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Jul 7 2009, 09:08:28 AM
it: people BAAAAAAAAAAWWW
too much.
its transformers
cars that turn into robots.
transformers has been before and should be awesome
FUCK YOU
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Harry Ord
Jul 7 2009, 10:02:56 AM
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Jul 7 2009, 09:08:28 AM
it: people BAAAAAAAAAAWWW
too much.
its transformers
cars that turn into robots.
transformers has been before and should be awesome
FUCK YOU
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Harry Ord
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it: people BAAAAAAAAAAWWW<br />too much.<br />its transformers<br />cars that turn into robots.
transformers has been before and should be awesome<br />FUCK YOU
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