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Transformers movies keep finding ways to piss me off.; lulz spoilers
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Jun 27 2009, 07:37:11 PM
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Failed at being a good movie though. If I want to see giant robots fighting with explosions, and tits, I have youtube videos of Gundam episodes, and endless numbers of porn sites sitting right here on the Internet. No need to spend ten bucks and go see Michael Bay's crappy interpretation of those things.
What do you want, then? If you feel that you can get explosions, robots, and tits elsewhere, why the hell did you even see the movie?
Well, the funny thing is, you usually don't know how good a movie is until after you've seen it.

I saw this for three reasons, one, the first one was moderately entertaining, second, a friend wanted to go to it, third, I didn't have jack shit else to do.

As it turned out, me and my friend should've just gone bowling or something. The special effects were nice and expected, but the plot was a convoluted, generic, predictable piece of shit, there was a ton of unnecessary and boring material, and all the movie's many attempts at humor felt as if they'd been written by a sixth-grader. I probably would've liked it if I was still in junior high, but unfortunately I'm a bit older than that now.
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Jun 27 2009, 07:32:44 PM
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Jun 27 2009, 06:01:20 PM
Let's not forget the amount of racism and sterotypes in the movie...

Two Twin Autobots that were "black" in personality: (So they were black)

Gold tooth....

Talking black (which I welcomed. So I was decently pleased with that)

Always fighting each other over stupid shit...

Now for the thing that REALLY pissed me off...

Sam: "Hey, can either of you read this?"

???(Don't want to reveal the names): Well uhh... reading isn't our thing...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

They're robots. They're not people. They don't have a fucking race. They don't even have fucking skin. Stop reading so deeply into a damn Michael Bay movie. Did things explode? Yes. Did robots fight each other? Yes. Did Megan Fox's tits bounce around in slow motion for the last 15 minutes? Yes. The movie accomplished three of its four goals.
>Megan Fox's tits

Oxymoron.
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Jun 27 2009, 06:01:20 PM
Let's not forget the amount of racism and sterotypes in the movie...

Two Twin Autobots that were "black" in personality: (So they were black)

Gold tooth....

Talking black (which I welcomed. So I was decently pleased with that)

Always fighting each other over stupid shit...

Now for the thing that REALLY pissed me off...

Sam: "Hey, can either of you read this?"

???(Don't want to reveal the names): Well uhh... reading isn't our thing...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

They're robots. They're not people. They don't have a fucking race. They don't even have fucking skin. Stop reading so deeply into a damn Michael Bay movie. Did things explode? Yes. Did robots fight each other? Yes. Did Megan Fox's tits bounce around in slow motion for the last 15 minutes? Yes. The movie accomplished three of its four goals.
>Megan Fox's tits

Oxymoron.
Not good with the eyesight thing, eh?

And the fourth goal of the movie was that Shia Bidoof would be killed.
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they did kill him for about two seconds, but who didn't know he was gonna come back to life in the next two seconds
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I hate other peoples who aren't white as well but I only had room for one racial slur so I had to choose carefully.
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Did they synthesize a Valkyrie staff or something?
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Jun 28 2009, 03:43:05 AM
Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet.
She was far better before she got plastic surgery.
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Jun 28 2009, 04:59:46 AM
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Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet.
She was far better before she got plastic surgery.
I don't see much of a difference at all.

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Jun 28 2009, 03:43:05 AM
Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet.
She was far better before she got plastic surgery.
I don't see much of a difference at all.

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Uh, it's the other way around. The first is after, the second is before.
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."

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Jun 28 2009, 06:27:01 AM
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Jun 28 2009, 03:43:05 AM
Megan Fox is the hottest woman on the planet.
She was far better before she got plastic surgery.
I don't see much of a difference at all.

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Uh, it's the other way around. The first is after, the second is before.
Cunning bastard. Now I have to murder you.

Nevertheless, she really doesn't look very different anyway.
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Since everyone who does plastic surgery seems to get the exact same implants, it completely removes the personality of the face.

Also, she's WAY too heavy on makeup on the (real) after pic, might be airbrushed too.
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And the fourth goal of the movie was that Shia Bidoof would be killed.
In that case Constantine is the movie for you.
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