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Transformers movies keep finding ways to piss me off.; lulz spoilers
Topic Started: Jun 27 2009, 05:47:47 PM (1,172 Views)
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They got FRANK MOTHERFUCKER WELKER to voice Soundwave, but they didn't even bother to make him SOUND like classic Soundwave... so we got Dr. Claw instead of the true Soundwave.

And Ravage... oh God, why did they have him die, and by Bumblebee of all 'bots? Plus, Insecticons are no longer characters in their own right, but just drones that Ravage pukes up? The fuck?

Speaking of FRANK MOTHERFUCKER WELKER, they had him but they decided to go with SOMEBODY ELSE to voice Megatron. Really? What, were you scared that FRANK MOTHERFUCKER WELKER would blow too many minds as Megatron?

WHY ISN'T HE GALVATRON NOW, HUH? WAS IT TOO HARD FOR HIM TO PROCLAIM HIMSELF GALVATRON SO ALL THE IDIOTS IN THE THEATER WHO DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT TRANSFORMERS COULD UNDERSTAND AND FOLLOW?

This franchises Starscream is still made of fail. Stop it.

Railgun > Devastor? Are you kidding me?

I KNEW IT, SAM GETS TO USE THE MATRIX. I AM LITERALLY ANGRY WITH RAGE.

Can't Optimus go one franchise without dying? Or is that too much to ask these days?

WHEELIE, THAT'S ALL I NEED TO SAY.

"Hey guys, let's put a Pretender in the movie and totally ride the success of the latest Terminator TV show, because that'll never be canned!"

So, Energon is no longer something that can just be found in nature or made from the compression of other energy sources; you have to blow up stars to get it. Totally makes sense.

Arcee hivemind? Yeah, fuck you too.

There wasn't a single fucking Quintesson in this movie.

But, atleast they didn't bring in the nonsense that is Primus, so it gets some major points...
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Let's not forget the amount of racism and sterotypes in the movie...

Two Twin Autobots that were "black" in personality: (So they were black)

Gold tooth....

Talking black (which I welcomed. So I was decently pleased with that)

Always fighting each other over stupid shit...

Now for the thing that REALLY pissed me off...

Sam: "Hey, can either of you read this?"

???(Don't want to reveal the names): Well uhh... reading isn't our thing...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Edited by Deprece, Jun 27 2009, 06:02:19 PM.
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They always have to make Transformers offensive in some way in the movies.

Need I remind you of the whole pissing thing in the first movie?

Atleast they didn't bring Jazz back for more punishment in RotF.
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Wow, sounds pretty shitty
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Yea, the pissing thing was pretty damn stupid to me. However, that falls in more of the "Scrotum" scene in the movie. The stereotypes was on another level IMO. Usually, I really don't give a fuck about this stuff.... Actually, I still don't give a fuck. I'm just pointing things out.
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I don't like that the transformer look like aliens and not giant fucking robots
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This was an incredibly stupid ass movie.
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."

You're complaining that energon as a whole makes sense, but harvesting stars to get it does not. It's a movie about giant talking robots that transform into human machines and worship a cube that turns machines into sentient machines, and you think harvesting stars for energy is absurd.

Wow.
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deprece
Jun 27 2009, 06:01:20 PM
Let's not forget the amount of racism and sterotypes in the movie...

Two Twin Autobots that were "black" in personality: (So they were black)

Gold tooth....

Talking black (which I welcomed. So I was decently pleased with that)

Always fighting each other over stupid shit...

Now for the thing that REALLY pissed me off...

Sam: "Hey, can either of you read this?"

???(Don't want to reveal the names): Well uhh... reading isn't our thing...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

They're robots. They're not people. They don't have a fucking race. They don't even have fucking skin. Stop reading so deeply into a damn Michael Bay movie. Did things explode? Yes. Did robots fight each other? Yes. Did Megan Fox's tits bounce around in slow motion for the last 15 minutes? Yes. The movie accomplished three of its four goals.
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Failed at being a good movie though. If I want to see giant robots fighting with explosions, and tits, I have youtube videos of Gundam episodes, and endless numbers of porn sites sitting right here on the Internet. No need to spend ten bucks and go see Michael Bay's crappy interpretation of those things.
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Jun 27 2009, 07:35:07 PM
Failed at being a good movie though. If I want to see giant robots fighting with explosions, and tits, I have youtube videos of Gundam episodes, and endless numbers of porn sites sitting right here on the Internet. No need to spend ten bucks and go see Michael Bay's crappy interpretation of those things.
What do you want, then? If you feel that you can get explosions, robots, and tits elsewhere, why the hell did you even see the movie?
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Jun 27 2009, 07:32:44 PM
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Jun 27 2009, 06:01:20 PM
Let's not forget the amount of racism and sterotypes in the movie...

Two Twin Autobots that were "black" in personality: (So they were black)

Gold tooth....

Talking black (which I welcomed. So I was decently pleased with that)

Always fighting each other over stupid shit...

Now for the thing that REALLY pissed me off...

Sam: "Hey, can either of you read this?"

???(Don't want to reveal the names): Well uhh... reading isn't our thing...

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

They're robots. They're not people. They don't have a fucking race. They don't even have fucking skin. Stop reading so deeply into a damn Michael Bay movie. Did things explode? Yes. Did robots fight each other? Yes. Did Megan Fox's tits bounce around in slow motion for the last 15 minutes? Yes. The movie accomplished three of its four goals.
relax. I didn't bother me much. Adding a black personality in an inanimate object is pretty much like making him black.
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Did things explode? Yes. Did robots fight each other? Yes. Did Megan Fox's tits bounce around in slow motion for the last 15 minutes? Yes. The movie accomplished three of its four goals.
The fourth one being...?
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Jeff
Jun 27 2009, 07:30:18 PM
You're complaining that energon as a whole makes sense, but harvesting stars to get it does not. It's a movie about giant talking robots that transform into human machines and worship a cube that turns machines into sentient machines, and you think harvesting stars for energy is absurd.

Wow.
I never said Energon as a whole makes sense, it's just that going the route of blowing up stars being the best/only way to get it is more absurd than the other ways to get it.

And the AllSpark as a cube was a stupid fucking idea anyway, as is the idea that it magically makes any machine into a sentient machine that suddenly has the ability to transform. It's Primus in a box, and I hate Primus as a concept in general.

I mean, the other way of thinking of the All Spark as an afterlife is pretty lulzy as it is, but it's far ahead of the concept that it just makes things come to life instantly and seems to just make everything evil.
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Jun 27 2009, 07:32:44 PM
Did things explode? Yes. Did robots fight each other? Yes. Did Megan Fox's tits bounce around in slow motion for the last 15 minutes? Yes. The movie accomplished three of its four goals.
The fourth one being...?
Not being a piece of shit.

And who gives a fuck about Megan Fox and her tits? This was supposed to be about giant robots being awesome, not tits. And even then it failed on both fronts, because that shit sucked and she's not hot and she has little to bounce around.
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