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So I got this email the other day.
Topic Started: Dec 29 2008, 01:45:44 PM (342 Views)
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It was one of them "I am the president of Uganda and i r give you $100000000. The only difference is that mine was from a Staff Sergeant in Iraq who had been one of the first people to find Saddam's treasures, and decided to keep some for herself. I loled here because earlier in the email it said that none of the money was stolen, and then she goes off and says she stole it.

That was my first one ever received, and now I wait for more to come to lol at.
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."

Advance Fee Fraud schemes are so hilariously stupid. But they work. And that makes me weep for humanity.
btw you're all banned
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Honestly. What sort of dipshit falls for that sort of thing? They always make tons of grammatic and spelling mistakes, not to mention use free email addresses and most of the time they're automatically spam filtered anyway.
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F3nnies
Dec 29 2008, 05:18:35 PM
Honestly. What sort of dipshit falls for that sort of thing? They always make tons of grammatic and spelling mistakes, not to mention use free email addresses and most of the time they're automatically spam filtered anyway.
remember, that not everybody that uses the internet are sensible humans like ourselves (lol). plenty of old people and idiots have emails, and get these, and I wouldn't doubt if they actually believe it and everything.
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Dec 29 2008, 05:29:15 PM
F3nnies
Dec 29 2008, 05:18:35 PM
Honestly. What sort of dipshit falls for that sort of thing? They always make tons of grammatic and spelling mistakes, not to mention use free email addresses and most of the time they're automatically spam filtered anyway.
remember, that not everybody that uses the internet are sensible humans like ourselves (lol). plenty of old people and idiots have emails, and get these, and I wouldn't doubt if they actually believe it and everything.
And that, my friend, makes a great argument for revoking the rights of those that don't understand both common rules of grammar and spelling in the English language (being that's the official language of this country) and common sense. For it's very, very obvious that any serious offer for such a large amount of free money would come very formally, with very exceptional spelling, grammar, and word choice. Not to mention not by email.
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."

F3nnies
Dec 29 2008, 05:45:40 PM
phinneaus
Dec 29 2008, 05:29:15 PM
F3nnies
Dec 29 2008, 05:18:35 PM
Honestly. What sort of dipshit falls for that sort of thing? They always make tons of grammatic and spelling mistakes, not to mention use free email addresses and most of the time they're automatically spam filtered anyway.
remember, that not everybody that uses the internet are sensible humans like ourselves (lol). plenty of old people and idiots have emails, and get these, and I wouldn't doubt if they actually believe it and everything.
And that, my friend, makes a great argument for revoking the rights of those that don't understand both common rules of grammar and spelling in the English language (being that's the official language of this country) and common sense. For it's very, very obvious that any serious offer for such a large amount of free money would come very formally, with very exceptional spelling, grammar, and word choice. Not to mention not by email.
The US has no official language.
btw you're all banned
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So if I'm remembering correctly from slaughterhouse five, this is basically the kind of thing that can get you court martialed.

Generate more lols by emailing back telling the sender that you've informed their superior officers of their actions.

Generate even more lols by actually forwarding it to some army commander and seeing if you get a response.
yar!
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Jeff
Dec 29 2008, 11:35:50 PM
F3nnies
Dec 29 2008, 05:45:40 PM
phinneaus
Dec 29 2008, 05:29:15 PM
F3nnies
Dec 29 2008, 05:18:35 PM
Honestly. What sort of dipshit falls for that sort of thing? They always make tons of grammatic and spelling mistakes, not to mention use free email addresses and most of the time they're automatically spam filtered anyway.
remember, that not everybody that uses the internet are sensible humans like ourselves (lol). plenty of old people and idiots have emails, and get these, and I wouldn't doubt if they actually believe it and everything.
And that, my friend, makes a great argument for revoking the rights of those that don't understand both common rules of grammar and spelling in the English language (being that's the official language of this country) and common sense. For it's very, very obvious that any serious offer for such a large amount of free money would come very formally, with very exceptional spelling, grammar, and word choice. Not to mention not by email.
The US has no official language.
I was waiting for you to call me on that.
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