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| Moon | Dec 19 2008, 12:16:12 AM Post #1 |
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excuse me princess
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![]() Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time. With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between over 9000 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times. If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down. |
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| tehhowl | Dec 20 2008, 01:35:39 PM Post #2 |
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spex
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"no one gives a SHiiiiiiiiiiiT about the stupid SHiiiiiiiiiiiT you find on the internet or anything that happens to you in real life so shut the chainsaw up" ~ Ulrich Keßler | |
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| Machinae | Dec 20 2008, 04:14:34 PM Post #3 |
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You're no warrior
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lol tank on zoey aktion |
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| Ihatesourkraut | Dec 20 2008, 04:30:30 PM Post #4 |
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I swear that's not me touching you
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"War is at best barbarism. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell." William T. Sherman "I have a female cousin but she lives far away! And also she is a /b/tard so I think she has some sort of Rape Spidersense. I don't think I should try to rape her." -RayJack | |
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| Lilith | Dec 20 2008, 05:32:46 PM Post #5 |
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CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTROYER!
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lol bel air |
I am not Omega_Thunderstorm. Omega_Thunderstorm is dead. There is only
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