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| derp | Dec 18 2008, 11:38:02 AM Post #1 |
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081218/ap_on_fe_st/odd_car_wash_heart PAW PAW, Mich. – A human-sized heart found at a southwestern Michigan car wash has investigators wondering whether it came from a person or an animal. The organ was discovered in a corner of a manual wash bay at Soapy's Car Wash, Paw Paw police said. The owner of the business found it Monday on the floor of the bay, according to WOOD-TV in Grand Rapids and WWMT-TV in Kalamazoo. Police first took the heart to an animal clinic, where a veterinarian was unable to determine its origin. The next stop was a local cardiologist, who said while it was "consistent in size to a human heart," he could not make a conclusive determination as to its source, said police Chief Patrick W. Alspaugh. The chief took the organ Tuesday to Lansing's Sparrow Hospital, where forensic scientists were to examine it. "If it's a human heart, that prompts the question, 'Then where's the body?'" Alspaugh told the Kalamazoo Gazette. He said he didn't know when the forensic scientists will give him their findings. If it turns out that the heart came from an animal, it would not be the first time that someone has left animal parts at the car wash The owner told police that animal parts had been left before at the car wash, but never a heart. wtf. |
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| MARF SANTANGELO | Dec 18 2008, 11:50:10 AM Post #2 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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boring |
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| Moon | Dec 18 2008, 10:47:48 PM Post #3 |
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excuse me princess
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i wondered what does heart taste like |
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| Waddacku | Dec 19 2008, 03:03:25 AM Post #4 |
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Good. |
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| Daloth | Dec 19 2008, 12:16:39 PM Post #5 |
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God of Slitting throats and harvesting kidneys
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I has eaten Deer heart before. It's overly chewy and rather tasty. |
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| Jeff | Dec 19 2008, 06:18:03 PM Post #6 |
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."
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Heart likely tastes likely most other meat, given that it is primarily muscle tissue. However, it's not the exact same type of muscle, so I wouldn't expect it to be exactly the same, either. Daloth's description of it as chewy does make a bit of sense. |
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| Waddacku | Dec 21 2008, 05:43:12 AM Post #7 |
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It is indeed somewhat chewy. In a good way. |
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| cheese plz | Dec 21 2008, 07:22:08 AM Post #8 |
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Teehee!
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Hey Waddy can i has heart to eat pl0x |
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
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| Waddacku | Dec 21 2008, 03:01:18 PM Post #9 |
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Sure. I don't have one, though. |
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| Raptova | Dec 21 2008, 08:04:37 PM Post #10 |
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Superhuman
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I had a dream a few months ago where I was battling my mortal enemy and arch nemesis Shia LeBouf on top of an active volcano. I had a battle axe and he had a long sword. We battled for twenty minutes before he lunged at me, but lost his footing on the soot-covered rocks. I then brought my axe down on the small of his back. He laid their on the ground unable to move dieing. However, before he died, I cut out his heart and ate in front of him while I watch him take his last breath and the life leave his eyes. Then I kicked his body into lava. Good to know when this obviously prophetic dream comes true, that heart won't taste too bad. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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