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Masturbating driver killed two in crash
Topic Started: Dec 11 2008, 11:14:41 PM (822 Views)
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That guys punishment should be having his dick and balls run over by a car.

I hope that asshole never has another happy moment in his life.
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he should be banned from masturbating
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Why do the words "if you fap and drive you're a bloody idiot" come into my head?

CASTRATE THE BASTARD
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Does Australia have a magical extra hour around midnight I'm not aware of?

Yes. It is the Dark Hour in which everyone who hasn't faced their inner issues gets turned into a coffin for that hour while those who have the strength to face lifes hardships run around, beat up manifestations of bad emotions and stop people who get thrown into TVs from dying from fog-sickness

We don't like to talk about it, except to the Japanese, who had something similar happen in 2009 and 2011/2012.

I suppose I should've seen that coming.

Yes you should've.

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Actually, I think drunk driving should get you at least 10 years. In prison, not a jail. It's nothing different than going into a mall, drunk, and using a machine gun to try to shoot out all the lights.
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Dec 12 2008, 02:18:13 PM
Murder would be intendedly killing someone. Manslaughter would be killing somone by mistake, like in a fight.

Driving with that much alcohol is almost stretching it, but if he actually wanted to kill somone when he got into the car (That would even be premeditated), he probably would've been sober.
Clearly, you've never seen lawyers in action.
btw you're all banned
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Jeff
Dec 13 2008, 10:01:23 AM
Tubba Blubba
Dec 12 2008, 02:18:13 PM
Murder would be intendedly killing someone. Manslaughter would be killing somone by mistake, like in a fight.

Driving with that much alcohol is almost stretching it, but if he actually wanted to kill somone when he got into the car (That would even be premeditated), he probably would've been sober.
Clearly, you've never seen lawyers in action.
Seriously. Any competent US lawyer could have gotten him 10 years minimum, with plea bargain options of cutting off his testicles for only 5.
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Lawyers exist to bend the laws, not follow them.
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Most people hate lawyers; i see no reason. Lawyers are perfectly good, it's the jury that everyone should really target-- if you an put spin on a murder to make it look like someone committed suicide instead, and the jury believes it, then you've done nothing wrong; the jury has in the act of being gullible and stupid.
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You've done nothing wrong EXCEPT ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE SOMEONE GUILTY LOOK INNOCENT.
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And? If the facts can be accurately presented and people still choose your extremely faulty explanation over them, then it isn't a fault of your own, it's a fault on their part. I believe it's something like everyone is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law by a jury of their peers or something like that. Key words: all of them.

All you're saying is that lawyers are bad because people are stupid-- all you're making is an argument for mass genocide of stupid people so that we can have better juries.
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Screw your American juries. In Sweden, the jury members are picked from local party representatives, so they usually have a clue about what's going on. I believe the setup is 4 laymen and 3 lawyers in the first court, plus one vote from the judge, 3 laymen and 4 laywers + judge in the second, and only lawyers in Supreme Court, since the point of interest there is usually interpretation of the law.

As I understand it, the juries in America are just people picked at random.
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The fucker should be put to death.
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Dec 13 2008, 12:08:30 PM
Screw your American juries. In Sweden, the jury members are picked from local party representatives, so they usually have a clue about what's going on. I believe the setup is 4 laymen and 3 lawyers in the first court, plus one vote from the judge, 3 laymen and 4 laywers + judge in the second, and only lawyers in Supreme Court, since the point of interest there is usually interpretation of the law.

As I understand it, the juries in America are just people picked at random.
Not exactly, but not too far off.
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Yes. The reason for that is that it best assures that when on trial, there may be those to hear the case that do not in some way already have a bias against the person-- since they ARE innocent until proven guilty.
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Dec 13 2008, 02:05:11 PM
Yes. The reason for that is that it best assures that when on trial, there may be those to hear the case that do not in some way already have a bias against the person-- since they ARE innocent until proven guilty.
Sadly, there's also a high risk that the density of morons will be great.


And no, you're not "Innocent until proven guilty". That's just silly propaganda.
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