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| Roope-Setä | Sep 12 2008, 06:00:26 AM Post #1 |
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They should've called it either "Lion of the Rings" or "Edmund is still the best". Peter is back, and is as cocky and good-for-nothing as he was in the first one, only this time he meets his match, the title's Prince Caspian, who is just as lolrific. Susan this time gets a role, namely to flirt with Caspian (still better than being part of the background like she was in part 1). Lucy is, once again, the never ending source of bad luck. Aslan is back for 10 minutes just to show his assface and play god. On the other end, Edmund gets promoted to the official Narnia handyman. - Need to duel with a - Need to explore a cave? Edmund has his torch - Need to infiltrate an impregnable fortress? Edmund can, and he will also guide your army inside said fortress for free - Need to tell Peter to STFU? ...you know the drill Spoiler: click to toggle Some memorable quotes from the movie: Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Waddacku | Sep 12 2008, 06:07:12 AM Post #2 |
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Now I have to see this >_> |
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| Breadmaster Tubba | Sep 12 2008, 07:10:50 AM Post #3 |
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Chief Alcoholic of GHEB
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Why would anyone watch this in the first place? |
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| Moon | Sep 12 2008, 07:12:41 AM Post #4 |
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excuse me princess
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i dunno, i liked the first movie okay on TV |
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| ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \ | Sep 12 2008, 07:32:47 AM Post #5 |
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The wannabe mod
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I hated the first one so much. |
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| Roope-Setä | Sep 12 2008, 07:37:59 AM Post #6 |
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I watched it because Ed was in it </fanboy> |
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| Waddacku | Sep 12 2008, 04:43:53 PM Post #7 |
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"Why wouldn't anybody want to see it?" is a more relevant question. |
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| F3nnies | Sep 12 2008, 07:43:50 PM Post #8 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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Exactly. Most of us grew up on those books. Prince Caspian essentially was "Kids, pray to god or your nation will be destroyed by Arabians!" Sad. |
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| Stone Kirby | Sep 12 2008, 08:17:00 PM Post #9 |
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Actually, the Arab-stereotypes aren't in this one. Different group of evil humans. |
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| Mad Duck | Sep 12 2008, 09:51:22 PM Post #10 |
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Mad Duck made something spin!
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NO CHILDREN You ARE the arabs and then kids were muslims |
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| Roope-Setä | Sep 15 2008, 03:35:59 AM Post #11 |
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If God = Aslan then God must be one heck of an attention SCUBA :blink: |
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| Breadmaster Tubba | Sep 15 2008, 08:17:08 AM Post #12 |
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I thought Aslan was Jesus? But Jesus = God so it doesn't really matter >_> |
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| Roope-Setä | Sep 16 2008, 04:30:01 AM Post #13 |
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In this movie no one dies and then comes back for no reason like in part one. However, there is still the White Witch, who comes back for no reason and then dies O_o althoguh I'm pretty sure her role isn't very Jesus-ish. Also, Aslan's role is more like Aragorn in LOTR...Aragorn arrives at the last minute with his army of ghosts, while Aslan "leads" an army of never-before-seen tree-mans. Either way, I'm pretty sure this movie isn't very much like the book, unless in the book both Peter and Caspian were mentally retarded boys who continuously declared their kingship over the land >_> |
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| Raptova | Sep 16 2008, 09:35:30 AM Post #14 |
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I never really got interested in these movies. Sounds like I made the right decision. Seriously, I found out the Lion wasn't voiced by James Earl Jones and I just didn't care. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Roope-Setä | Sep 17 2008, 05:32:22 AM Post #15 |
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Äiti-vitusti Roope
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Wrong. Jedi Aslan is 1337. Also, Aslan's italian voice for the first movie was so fucking awful I couldn't help but rofl every two minutes. Too bad they changed it in the game and sequel >_> |
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