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Chroniclulz of Narnia: Prince Asspian; I finally watched it <3
Topic Started: Sep 12 2008, 06:00:26 AM (458 Views)
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They should've called it either "Lion of the Rings" or "Edmund is still the best".

Peter is back, and is as cocky and good-for-nothing as he was in the first one, only this time he meets his match, the title's Prince Caspian, who is just as lolrific.
Susan this time gets a role, namely to flirt with Caspian (still better than being part of the background like she was in part 1). Lucy is, once again, the never ending source of bad luck. Aslan is back for 10 minutes just to show his assface and play god. On the other end, Edmund gets promoted to the official Narnia handyman.
- Need to duel with a midget dwarf? Edmund will fight and win (because Peter can't be bothered to)
- Need to explore a cave? Edmund has his torch
- Need to infiltrate an impregnable fortress? Edmund can, and he will also guide your army inside said fortress for free
- Need to tell Peter to STFU? ...you know the drill

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Now I have to see this >_>
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Why would anyone watch this in the first place?
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i dunno, i liked the first movie okay on TV
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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I hated the first one so much.
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Sep 12 2008, 14:10:50
Why would anyone watch this in the first place?

I watched it because Ed was in it </fanboy>
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"Why wouldn't anybody want to see it?" is a more relevant question.
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Waddacku
Sep 12 2008, 14:43:53
"Why wouldn't anybody want to see it?" is a more relevant question.

Exactly. Most of us grew up on those books.

Prince Caspian essentially was "Kids, pray to god or your nation will be destroyed by Arabians!" Sad.
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Sep 12 2008, 19:43:50
Waddacku
Sep 12 2008, 14:43:53
"Why wouldn't anybody want to see it?" is a more relevant question.

Exactly. Most of us grew up on those books.

Prince Caspian essentially was "Kids, pray to god or your nation will be destroyed by Arabians!" Sad.

Actually, the Arab-stereotypes aren't in this one. Different group of evil humans.
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Sep 13 2008, 00:43:50
Waddacku
Sep 12 2008, 14:43:53
"Why wouldn't anybody want to see it?" is a more relevant question.

Exactly. Most of us grew up on those books.

Prince Caspian essentially was "Kids, pray to god or your nation will be destroyed by Arabians!" Sad.

NO CHILDREN

You ARE the arabs

and then kids were muslims
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If most people had lots of responsible sex without social fear, then they'd probably lose interest cause it's not that great. Or maybe everyone would just end up awesome at it.
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F3nr1L
Sep 13 2008, 02:43:50
Prince Caspian essentially was "Kids, pray to god or your nation will be destroyed by Arabians!" Sad.

If God = Aslan then God must be one heck of an attention SCUBA :blink:
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Sep 15 2008, 09:35:59
F3nr1L
Sep 13 2008, 02:43:50
Prince Caspian essentially was "Kids, pray to god or your nation will be destroyed by Arabians!" Sad.

If God = Aslan then God must be one heck of an attention SCUBA :blink:

I thought Aslan was Jesus?


But Jesus = God so it doesn't really matter >_>
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In this movie no one dies and then comes back for no reason like in part one.
However, there is still the White Witch, who comes back for no reason and then dies O_o althoguh I'm pretty sure her role isn't very Jesus-ish.

Also, Aslan's role is more like Aragorn in LOTR...Aragorn arrives at the last minute with his army of ghosts, while Aslan "leads" an army of never-before-seen tree-mans.

Either way, I'm pretty sure this movie isn't very much like the book, unless in the book both Peter and Caspian were mentally retarded boys who continuously declared their kingship over the land >_>
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I never really got interested in these movies. Sounds like I made the right decision.

Seriously, I found out the Lion wasn't voiced by James Earl Jones and I just didn't care.
Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

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Sep 16 2008, 16:35:30
I never really got interested in these movies. Sounds like I made the right decision.

Seriously, I found out the Lion wasn't voiced by James Earl Jones and I just didn't care.

Wrong.
Jedi Aslan is 1337.

Also, Aslan's italian voice for the first movie was so fucking awful I couldn't help but rofl every two minutes. Too bad they changed it in the game and sequel >_>
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