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If I had a penis, I would find a way to...
Topic Started: May 4 2008, 10:17:56 PM (217 Views)
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Make it wiggle around in my pants whenever I wanted.

Like, you go up to a girl and say, "Hey baby, there's a boa constrictor in my pants, and it's ready for some lovin'," and then you make your penis wiggle around for affect.

God, that would be so awesome.
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Go outside
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XD
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Then after that, I'd make a miniature Bowflex for it to gain some serious penis muscle.

I'd go to school playgrounds and hang off the monkey bars with my toned cock.
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You'd have to find a species that has a prehensile cock first. Then you'd have to mutate yourself to have that.
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If I can't, I'll just have to do penal pushups.
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*Fapfapfap*
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

that would be a pretty big dick
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