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| nuzpad | May 4 2008, 10:17:56 PM Post #1 |
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Make it wiggle around in my pants whenever I wanted. Like, you go up to a girl and say, "Hey baby, there's a boa constrictor in my pants, and it's ready for some lovin'," and then you make your penis wiggle around for affect. God, that would be so awesome. |
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| Hammer Kirby | May 4 2008, 10:19:16 PM Post #2 |
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Go outside
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| nuzpad | May 4 2008, 10:21:28 PM Post #3 |
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Then after that, I'd make a miniature Bowflex for it to gain some serious penis muscle. I'd go to school playgrounds and hang off the monkey bars with my toned cock. |
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| F3nnies | May 4 2008, 10:33:30 PM Post #4 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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You'd have to find a species that has a prehensile cock first. Then you'd have to mutate yourself to have that. |
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| nuzpad | May 4 2008, 10:34:49 PM Post #5 |
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If I can't, I'll just have to do penal pushups. |
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| AHS | May 4 2008, 10:46:53 PM Post #6 |
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*Fapfapfap*
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| MARF SANTANGELO | May 4 2008, 10:48:24 PM Post #7 |
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my favorite snack is cornflakes
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that would be a pretty big dick |
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