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| Shigley | Apr 30 2008, 11:18:19 PM Post #1 |
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Guy Who Posts a Lot
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Edited by Shigley, Feb 12 2010, 10:25:40 PM.
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| Raptova | May 1 2008, 12:09:10 AM Post #2 |
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Superhuman
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Health-related jokes? |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 01:07:23 AM Post #3 |
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Uhh.. "Your an alcoholic so you'll probably die of liver problems. Isn't that fantastic?!" |
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| Moon | May 1 2008, 01:12:12 AM Post #4 |
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excuse me princess
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I dunno, lol.. |
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| Jeff | May 1 2008, 07:38:23 AM Post #5 |
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."
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While true, that's only funny from the schadenfreude perspective. It's nothing particularly shocking or surprising - in fact, it is the natural consequence of alcohol abuse. |
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| Waddacku | May 1 2008, 08:02:31 AM Post #6 |
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Well, my mom told me schadenfreude (get your own damn word for it) is the only true happiness. |
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 11:53:05 AM Post #7 |
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Epicaricacy, or Roman holiday. |
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| Breadmaster Tubba | May 1 2008, 11:58:01 AM Post #8 |
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Chief Alcoholic of GHEB
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Amusement stemming from others' harm? |
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| Waddacku | May 1 2008, 12:09:09 PM Post #9 |
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Apparently they have other words that are never used. |
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 12:13:36 PM Post #10 |
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Yes. English has them. "Epicaricacy, or Roman holiday." |
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| Waddacku | May 1 2008, 12:17:14 PM Post #11 |
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... That's why I said that. |
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 12:45:05 PM Post #12 |
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That was a very highly ambiguous "they". Which is why I said what I did. |
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| Waddacku | May 1 2008, 01:10:22 PM Post #13 |
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I think it's pretty clear that "they" in this context is 'English speakers'. |
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 01:30:46 PM Post #14 |
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It could have just as easily been Germans, or even your mother. |
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| Chaffeemancer | May 1 2008, 04:07:02 PM Post #15 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is not used nearly enough in everyday conversations. |
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