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Topic Started: Apr 30 2008, 11:18:19 PM (539 Views)
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox

Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch


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F3nnies
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Uhh..

"Your an alcoholic so you'll probably die of liver problems. Isn't that fantastic?!"
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I dunno, lol..
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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Quintus Flaminius Fennus Cilo
May 1 2008, 02:07:23
Uhh..

"Your an alcoholic so you'll probably die of liver problems. Isn't that fantastic?!"

While true, that's only funny from the schadenfreude perspective. It's nothing particularly shocking or surprising - in fact, it is the natural consequence of alcohol abuse.
btw you're all banned
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Waddacku


Well, my mom told me schadenfreude (get your own damn word for it) is the only true happiness.
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Waddacku
May 1 2008, 06:02:31
Well, my mom told me schadenfreude (get your own damn word for it) is the only true happiness.

Epicaricacy, or Roman holiday.
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Waddacku
May 1 2008, 14:02:31
Well, my mom told me schadenfreude (get your own damn word for it) is the only true happiness.

Amusement stemming from others' harm?
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Waddacku


Apparently they have other words that are never used.
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Waddacku
May 1 2008, 10:09:09
Apparently they have other words that are never used.

Yes. English has them.

"Epicaricacy, or Roman holiday."
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... That's why I said that.
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F3nnies
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That was a very highly ambiguous "they". Which is why I said what I did.
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I think it's pretty clear that "they" in this context is 'English speakers'.
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It could have just as easily been Germans, or even your mother.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is not used nearly enough in everyday conversations.
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