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RUNS SCREAMING THROUGH GHEB!!!!!!!!
Topic Started: Apr 30 2008, 08:13:59 PM (1,441 Views)
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Waddacku
May 1 2008, 09:07:03
roarshock
May 1 2008, 13:45:28
Piratical application of anatomy and physiology (how to know whats wrong with a person and once you know that what should you do)

... Stab them? Keelhauling?

That makes 'em bleed moar .. the object of this class is to learn how to fix people when they are broken.. kinda like a mechtech
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What's so piratic about that?
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When they get better, they go back to their jobs



then you can steal from them again
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I see. I've always approved of that line of thought.
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I laughed. So hard.
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Apr 30 2008, 23:45:45
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Apr 30 2008, 21:49:27
I took AP Calculus in high school, got a 5 on the AP test. Is it harder if you take it in college or something?

I have to take three levels of calculus, one of combinatorics and one of statistics. I'm working on my second right now. The teacher doesn't really care about the class either. He should have been fired at the end of last semester for failing to meet the requirements, but the school couldn't find a replacement soon enough.

Really? Why's that?

My professor openly admits to misleading the class and giving us outright wrong information, and would probably take points off your exam if you wrote your name too far to the right on the line for it.
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Why the bloody hell does he/is he allowed to do that?! >_>;
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Holy crap, incompetent teachers FTL. I've had a few of those before.
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May 1 2008, 13:44:28
Why the bloody hell does he/is he allowed to do that?! >_>;

He thinks it'll show we know the stuff if we spot his errors. That, and it's pretty much impossible to get a teacher from a New York City public school (College of Staten Island FTL) fired, unless they have sex with a student, rape someone on the job, or kill someone.
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I fully support lying to students every class. I don't suggest it in mathematics, at all, though. And also not multiple times.

Like say, you're teaching world history. For every lecture, slip some sort if misinformation in there that only students who would be paying attention to would understand. Tell them that there will be some sort of reward if 80% of the students in the class can spot it by the end of the class. Maybe say, letting them drop the lowest grade for that unit/area of study/quarter if most of the class gets it every time.
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Wtf, Fen

Anyway, I have a B in math.
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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What? It makes complete and total sense to make a standard "boring" class more interesting and peak general responsiveness to material. When there is possibility for intellectual along with quasi-physical reward, there would be few people in the class not learning most of the things taught, and even fewer not paying attention.
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Actually, that's a good idea. I might use that the next time I'm requested to teach English to the myriad of foreigners who come here to be taught English =D

Thanks F3n. XD
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That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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Depends what the prize is. It most likely still won't attract those who don't pay attention.
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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You apparently have no idea how risk and reward work.

Just like I have no idea how lots of foreigners go to the Philippines to learn English. What?
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