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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 11:50:25 AM Post #61 |
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My mother has done the same thing. Actually, she has a series of conflicting rules: If sex, have condom. If sex, only when married. If sex, have with someone you've been with a while. If sex, make her get the condom(???). If sex, don't have until you're thirty. If pot, you have to wait until you're 17. If pot, I'll give you some. If pot, you're not allowed to do it. If pot, don't have sex until marriage(???). And this list can go on for a long time. >> |
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| nuzpad | May 1 2008, 11:58:07 AM Post #62 |
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wtfgay
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My mom would probably let me drink too if we had something other than nasty-ass tequila. But no sex. Never never never. Then stop taunting me by talking about you and dad. -_____- |
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 12:06:13 PM Post #63 |
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Never! Your father and I have some crazy awesome sex and you'll never get anything near as good! =D |
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| iovbuhasguigb | May 1 2008, 03:24:06 PM Post #64 |
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I STEL UR BABIZ
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Oh, I worded that wrong. It was his, he was just in the corner of our school library looking at it. |
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| Chaffeemancer | May 1 2008, 04:05:04 PM Post #65 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Knew it. |
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| John McCain | May 1 2008, 05:51:17 PM Post #66 |
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The sun is yellow, btw
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I like this topic. I've found a few 7-inch condoms in the bushes around my neighborhood. |
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| cheese plz | May 1 2008, 07:49:01 PM Post #67 |
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Teehee!
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Probably some moron who overestimated himself. Or some girl who had her hopes up to high. |
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 08:29:43 PM Post #68 |
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There is not a single man alive on this planet that needs any of the extra large condoms. Or even a large. Hell, an actual HORSE probably wouldn't even need an extra large. |
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| cheese plz | May 1 2008, 08:57:20 PM Post #69 |
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Teehee!
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| Moon | May 1 2008, 10:51:51 PM Post #70 |
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excuse me princess
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| John McCain | May 1 2008, 10:59:36 PM Post #71 |
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The sun is yellow, btw
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Doesn't the average horse have a 15-inch cock? How big are larges? *lols at rap songs with guys claiming to have 10 in. dicks.* |
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| John McCain | May 1 2008, 11:00:00 PM Post #72 |
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The sun is yellow, btw
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It was used, btw. |
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| cheese plz | May 1 2008, 11:02:50 PM Post #73 |
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Teehee!
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Then I have nothing else to say here. XD |
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| F3nnies | May 2 2008, 04:57:25 PM Post #74 |
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Hell if I know how long a horse cock is. I never actually measured. ...Not that I was around one to measure, either. |
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