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your parents and porn
Topic Started: Apr 30 2008, 07:14:02 AM (2,399 Views)
F3nnies
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My mother has done the same thing. Actually, she has a series of conflicting rules:

If sex, have condom.
If sex, only when married.
If sex, have with someone you've been with a while.
If sex, make her get the condom(???).
If sex, don't have until you're thirty.

If pot, you have to wait until you're 17.
If pot, I'll give you some.
If pot, you're not allowed to do it.
If pot, don't have sex until marriage(???).

And this list can go on for a long time. >>
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My mom would probably let me drink too if we had something other than nasty-ass tequila.

But no sex. Never never never. Then stop taunting me by talking about you and dad. -_____-
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Never! Your father and I have some crazy awesome sex and you'll never get anything near as good! =D
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I STEL UR BABIZ
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Quintus Flaminius Fennus Cilo
May 1 2008, 03:13:21
Lilith
Apr 30 2008, 19:32:41
[size=13]porno mags in the Library.[/size]

Zuh?

Oh, I worded that wrong.

It was his, he was just in the corner of our school library looking at it.
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Knew it.
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I like this topic.

I've found a few 7-inch condoms in the bushes around my neighborhood.
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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cheese plz
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Teehee!
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Probably some moron who overestimated himself. Or some girl who had her hopes up to high.
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
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That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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There is not a single man alive on this planet that needs any of the extra large condoms. Or even a large. Hell, an actual HORSE probably wouldn't even need an extra large.
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cheese plz
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Teehee!
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Condoms suck, anyway
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Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
04:54:26
That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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excuse me princess
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i've never touched a condom in my life, what are they like
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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John McCain
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Doesn't the average horse have a 15-inch cock? How big are larges?

*lols at rap songs with guys claiming to have 10 in. dicks.*
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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John McCain
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Psiche
May 2 2008, 00:49:01
Probably some moron who overestimated himself. Or some girl who had her hopes up to high.

It was used, btw.
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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cheese plz
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Teehee!
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Then I have nothing else to say here. XD
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Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
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That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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Courage
May 1 2008, 20:59:36
Doesn't the average horse have a 15-inch cock? How big are larges?

*lols at rap songs with guys claiming to have 10 in. dicks.*

Hell if I know how long a horse cock is. I never actually measured.

...Not that I was around one to measure, either.
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