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your parents and porn
Topic Started: Apr 30 2008, 07:14:02 AM (2,401 Views)
Daloth
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Dart
May 1 2008, 01:23:32
I know, right? It was weird. I helped her find it though. I feel a little bit gayer for having done that.

it wouldnt make you gay, incestual maybe, not gay
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Daloth
May 1 2008, 01:41:34
Dart
May 1 2008, 01:23:32
I know, right? It was weird. I helped her find it though. I feel a little bit gayer for having done that.

it wouldnt make you gay, incestual maybe, not gay

It's not incest unless we're having sexual thoughts about each other, which is most certainly not happening ever. She's a great mother, but... even if she weren't my mother, I wouldn't.

I've just confirmed to myself once again that I'm not gay by looking at pics of naked women and enjoying it! Yay!
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...am I freaking you guys out yet?
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your making me lol dart
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...Dart.

I love your mom.

I actually caught my health teacher looking at porno mags in the Library.
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My mom thinks im gay so no
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Lilith
Apr 30 2008, 19:32:41
[size=13]porno mags in the Library.[/size]

Zuh?
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Perhaps the porn was his and he was just looking at it in the library? Either way, that's odd.
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huhuhuh

a few years ago i was kinda freaked out when my parents told me you could have sex for love/fun without the purpose of making babies.
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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Moonlite
Apr 30 2008, 22:48:33
huhuhuh

a few years ago i was kinda freaked out when my parents told me you could have sex for love/fun without the purpose of making babies.

My mother told me that when I was around 13, several times.

Now she takes pride in-- I mean, actually distinctly gloats to people-- that I don't have a girlfriend and thus automatically assumes I haven't had sex(but also assumes as soon as I get to college I'll get someone pregnant). How little she knows. >>
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I remember my mom asking me if I wanted her to pick up some condoms when she went grocery shopping, that was weird.

I told her no, and she said, "So you've already got some?"
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Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
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That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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Psiche
May 1 2008, 10:50:39
I remember my mom asking me if I wanted her to pick up some condoms when she went grocery shopping, that was weird.

I told her no, and she said, "So you've already got some?"

I believe my mom asked me that once too. I just told her I could pick them up for free if I needed them.
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Aitos
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I've found my parent's Kama Sutra book, my mom's vibrator (UGH!!!) and an extra large condom... I've also found my uncle's P-Pump...

The stories go on...

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Aitos
May 1 2008, 15:34:28
I've found my parent's Kama Sutra book, my mom's vibrator (UGH!!!) and an extra large condom... I've also found my uncle's P-Pump...

The stories go on...

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You know what's weird, though? When your mom says, "lol don't have sex until marriage," but says, "if you ever want to try smoking pot just talk to me about it first and I might let you try it."

WTF?
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