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| Daloth | Apr 30 2008, 08:41:34 PM Post #46 |
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God of Slitting throats and harvesting kidneys
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it wouldnt make you gay, incestual maybe, not gay |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 30 2008, 08:48:44 PM Post #47 |
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It's not incest unless we're having sexual thoughts about each other, which is most certainly not happening ever. She's a great mother, but... even if she weren't my mother, I wouldn't. I've just confirmed to myself once again that I'm not gay by looking at pics of naked women and enjoying it! Yay! |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 30 2008, 08:52:37 PM Post #48 |
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...am I freaking you guys out yet? |
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| Katla | Apr 30 2008, 08:57:00 PM Post #49 |
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your making me lol dart |
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| iovbuhasguigb | Apr 30 2008, 09:32:41 PM Post #50 |
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I STEL UR BABIZ
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...Dart. I love your mom. I actually caught my health teacher looking at porno mags in the Library. |
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| Fers | Apr 30 2008, 09:33:55 PM Post #51 |
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My mom thinks im gay so no |
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| F3nnies | Apr 30 2008, 10:13:21 PM Post #52 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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Zuh? |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 30 2008, 10:26:44 PM Post #53 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Perhaps the porn was his and he was just looking at it in the library? Either way, that's odd. |
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| Moon | May 1 2008, 12:48:33 AM Post #54 |
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excuse me princess
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huhuhuh a few years ago i was kinda freaked out when my parents told me you could have sex for love/fun without the purpose of making babies. |
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| F3nnies | May 1 2008, 01:06:13 AM Post #55 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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My mother told me that when I was around 13, several times. Now she takes pride in-- I mean, actually distinctly gloats to people-- that I don't have a girlfriend and thus automatically assumes I haven't had sex(but also assumes as soon as I get to college I'll get someone pregnant). How little she knows. >> |
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| cheese plz | May 1 2008, 04:50:39 AM Post #56 |
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Teehee!
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I remember my mom asking me if I wanted her to pick up some condoms when she went grocery shopping, that was weird. I told her no, and she said, "So you've already got some?" |
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
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| Breadmaster Tubba | May 1 2008, 09:37:59 AM Post #57 |
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Chief Alcoholic of GHEB
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I believe my mom asked me that once too. I just told her I could pick them up for free if I needed them. |
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| Aitos | May 1 2008, 10:34:28 AM Post #58 |
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The brave Furry anon
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I've found my parent's Kama Sutra book, my mom's vibrator (UGH!!!) and an extra large condom... I've also found my uncle's P-Pump... The stories go on... >________> |
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=1072B79811DCD5E9 - GhebFE: The Log![]() Fear me, for I bite. | |
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| Hammer Kirby | May 1 2008, 10:36:47 AM Post #59 |
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Go outside
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XD |
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| nuzpad | May 1 2008, 11:42:28 AM Post #60 |
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wtfgay
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You know what's weird, though? When your mom says, "lol don't have sex until marriage," but says, "if you ever want to try smoking pot just talk to me about it first and I might let you try it." WTF? |
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