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your parents and porn
Topic Started: Apr 30 2008, 07:14:02 AM (2,402 Views)
Katla
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Dart
Apr 30 2008, 18:39:23
My parents never bring it up. If my mom did, she'd be slightly hypocritical, since she asked me to find nude pics of Brad Pitt for her before. I don't know why I actually helped her out with that. <_<

Seriously?


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My parents probably know, though they've never caught me in the act >_>

I doubt they'd care.
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Apr 30 2008, 14:19:08
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Apr 30 2008, 15:25:36
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As for pr0n, my mom found a stash I put in the trash (>___>), but...


Don't you just love it when your parents rummage through your trash in hopes of finding shit like that? -^^-

My mom does it all the time.

Of course!

Now I just shred it and move the pieces to the middle... <_< >_>

Oh, you meant like actual physical trash?

Dude, you're talking about looking at porn on the internet.

Put two and two together.
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Dart
Apr 30 2008, 23:39:23
My parents never bring it up. If my mom did, she'd be slightly hypocritical, since she asked me to find nude pics of Brad Pitt for her before. I don't know why I actually helped her out with that. <_<

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May 1 2008, 01:06:32
Dart
Apr 30 2008, 23:39:23
My parents never bring it up. If my mom did, she'd be slightly hypocritical, since she asked me to find nude pics of Brad Pitt for her before. I don't know why I actually helped her out with that. <_<

wtf

Yes, women love looking at naked men too. Perversion isn't male-exclusive... as I found out.
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Dart
Apr 30 2008, 23:39:23
My parents never bring it up. If my mom did, she'd be slightly hypocritical, since she asked me to find nude pics of Brad Pitt for her before. I don't know why I actually helped her out with that. <_<

wtf

Yes, women love looking at naked men too. Perversion isn't male-exclusive... as I found out.

no your mom asking you for it
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May 1 2008, 01:14:57
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Dart
Apr 30 2008, 23:39:23
My parents never bring it up. If my mom did, she'd be slightly hypocritical, since she asked me to find nude pics of Brad Pitt for her before. I don't know why I actually helped her out with that. <_<

wtf

Yes, women love looking at naked men too. Perversion isn't male-exclusive... as I found out.

no your mom asking you for it

She's not very good with computers since she barely ever uses them. She had to ask me how to find porn online.
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Dart
Apr 30 2008, 23:39:23
My parents never bring it up. If my mom did, she'd be slightly hypocritical, since she asked me to find nude pics of Brad Pitt for her before. I don't know why I actually helped her out with that. <_<

wtf

Yes, women love looking at naked men too. Perversion isn't male-exclusive... as I found out.

no your mom asking you for it

She's not very good with computers since she barely ever uses them. She had to ask me how to find porn online.

i can understand that but wouldn't it be fucking weird asking your son to get porn for you?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIRRRRDD
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I know, right? It was weird. I helped her find it though. I feel a little bit gayer for having done that.
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To rectify the situation, I think I need to go look at some girl-on-girl action post-haste...
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Apr 30 2008, 19:03:10
lol my parents never asked

I've caught my dad watching porn so he probably doesn't care.

THIS

me and my best friend caught him... it was funny shit.
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