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your parents and porn
Topic Started: Apr 30 2008, 07:14:02 AM (2,403 Views)
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My mom thought that for a few years.

I still wish she did. >_>
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Apr 30 2008, 09:14:55
I caught my brother watching porn once. It was awkward.

^^^ I've caught my brother numerous times. I don't think he really cares. >>
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I don't think they care enough.


In fact, I don't think they'd care if they knew, either.
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Apr 30 2008, 19:03:10
lol my parents never asked

I've caught my dad watching porn so he probably doesn't care.

lol same

really fucking weird
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Apr 30 2008, 13:46:13
My mom's never asked about porn, but she's said, "I know you've masturbated, every girl does."

That was an awkward car ride.

They kind of happened to me in the car... other than the girl part. >_>

"I hope you've stopped eja-... ejaculating."

My teacher and my mom caught my rubbing myself when I was 8... Little did they know I've done it almost daily, sometimes more since then... <_< >_>

As for pr0n, my mom found a stash I put in the trash (>___>), but...
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As for pr0n, my mom found a stash I put in the trash (>___>), but...


Don't you just love it when your parents rummage through your trash in hopes of finding shit like that? -^^-

My mom does it all the time.
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Apr 30 2008, 19:14:54
As far as I know, they know nothing, and suspect nothing. In fact, they think that I might be gay.

ya

Well, my mom anyway. My dad, I dunno, I'm sure he probably thinks I do (which would be a correct assumption on his part >_>) because he asked me when I got back from Japan if I bought any dirty manga, to which I responded that I didn't because Lucky Star was big at the time so all the doujinshi I saw were lolicon stuff (and it was true).
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Apr 30 2008, 15:25:36
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As for pr0n, my mom found a stash I put in the trash (>___>), but...


Don't you just love it when your parents rummage through your trash in hopes of finding shit like that? -^^-

My mom does it all the time.

Of course!

Now I just shred it and move the pieces to the middle... <_< >_>
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Jeff
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"Batman-" "Bat-Turian." "Whatever."

My dad bought me some porn, so he obviously knew.

My mother tried to bring up the topic a few times, and I completely ignored her.
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Eh, they know, I'm pretty sure. And don't care. Subject's never been brought up.
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Jeff
Apr 30 2008, 18:02:42
My mother tried to bring up the topic a few times, and I completely ignored her.

I do this whenever my father brings up sex or anything related to it, as for some reason discussing that with someone who's 35 years older than you creeps me the fuck out. I think that's why he thinks I'm gay.
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My dad seemed to say I should start going out socializing and picking up girls or something.
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My mom suspects I do.

My dad never talked about it.
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You guys are pansies! Not only do my parents know I watch porn, I've watched it with my Dad!

jk jk, but my parents know and don't really care, because all guys do it.
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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My parents never bring it up. If my mom did, she'd be slightly hypocritical, since she asked me to find nude pics of Brad Pitt for her before. I don't know why I actually helped her out with that. <_<
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