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your parents and porn
Topic Started: Apr 30 2008, 07:14:02 AM (2,400 Views)
Moon
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today on the news there was something about sexual harassment in school with kids watching pron and imiating it

this made my mother ask me if i watch porn

i said "uhhh no"

have any of you had similar experiences

(also, whoever drew that is awesome)
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Chaffeemancer
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Kiwi's mum asked him before. He said no.

That picture just makes Kiwi think "poke."
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Lord Jim
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My parents never questioned me about wheter I watch/read porn or not.

However, they did question me about a garter belt forgotten in the vacation house.
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They never did ask me. They just ask about some female articles of clothing occasionally forgotten in my room.

They noticed that they appear every time they leave me in the house alone for a couple of days.

Then, of course, there was that strange time when my mom was wondering why there was a blouse in the bag I took when I went off on one of my many 'solo' vacations (meant as, I go without the family, etc.)
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Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
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That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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After being caught at the worst possible moments so many times, my parents know I fap to porn >.>
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Zwitt
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I caught my brother watching porn once. It was awkward.
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Brady
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XD

I dont own any videos or have anything dl'd, but i have and im sure my parents know. My dad is in IT.
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My parents don't think I do, and believe me, my mother has asked numerous times.

Though, there was a while ago last year or even earlier that they had really thought I was having sex with some girl down the street. I had big scratches down my back.

In actuality, I don't know where the stratches were from. But women tend to put a multitude of superficial scratches, that usually don't cause me to bleed. These were about 7-12 fairly wide, straight lines that went pretty deep and caused a lot of blood.
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Apr 30 2008, 11:02:33
My parents don't think I do, and believe me, my mother has asked numerous times.

Though, there was a while ago last year or even earlier that they had really thought I was having sex with some girl down the street. I had big scratches down my back.

In actuality, I don't know where the stratches were from. But women tend to put a multitude of superficial scratches, that usually don't cause me to bleed. These were about 7-12 fairly wide, straight lines that went pretty deep and caused a lot of blood.

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Beam Kirby
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no, my grandma just thinks she KNOWS i watch porn. period.

it doesn't matter how many times i tell her i don't.
it's really irritating.



not to mention she accuses me of going to SCUBAhouses when i come home late. >_<

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I don't think she -knows-, but given how many times she asks, she probably thinks I do. My brother claims to have evidence, but he's an asshole that screws with me on a regular basis, so who knows?
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mayako
Apr 30 2008, 09:54:24
no, my grandma just thinks she KNOWS i watch porn. period.

it doesn't matter how many times i tell her i don't.
it's really irritating.



not to mention she accuses me of going to SCUBAhouses when i come home late. >_<

Your grandma is awesome >_>
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My mom's never asked about porn, but she's said, "I know you've masturbated, every girl does."

That was an awkward car ride.
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Machinae
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lol my parents never asked

I've caught my dad watching porn so he probably doesn't care.

All eyes on me. Gather all who believe.
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As far as I know, they know nothing, and suspect nothing. In fact, they think that I might be gay.
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