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I need help; revenge
Topic Started: Apr 17 2008, 06:46:15 PM (2,542 Views)
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He sleeps with his grandpa? What the fuck...
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This is an authentic picture, btw.
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Chaffeemancer
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Kiwi saw a Jesus action figure on TV and Kiwi was like WANT! Kiwi wanted to have Jesus with his Jumping Jesus Slap of Doom vs the Power Rangers.
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Hammer Kirby
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Go outside
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*is creeped out by his grandpa*
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Katla
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HolyJester
Apr 17 2008, 19:21:16
He sleeps with his grandpa? What the fuck...

He has massive security issues.


He doesn't feel safe if his grandpa doesn't sleep with him.
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Wayne Brady
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JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
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Dart
Apr 18 2008, 00:21:06
This whole topic so far has provided epic lulz.

What DtB said.
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Hammer Kirby
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He has emotional and psychological issues? Aww, don't make me have to feel like an asshole for suggesting cruelty toward him. <_<
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I STEL UR BABIZ
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Put in an anonymous phone call into the police station that his grandpa touches your step-brother in naughty places.

EDIT: What the fuck happend for this boy to have such security issues?
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Chaffeemancer
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Kiwi has no problem suggesting things!

Send Kiwi a Jesus action figure.
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Katla
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Lilith
Apr 17 2008, 19:24:42
Put in an anonymous phone call into the police station that his grandpa touches your step-brother in naughty places.

EDIT: What the fuck happend for this boy to have such security issues?

XDDDDDDDDDD @ first place




dunno( his family raised him that way. they thought it would be much easier to be his little bitch than to put him in his place.
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Kill him.

Set him on fire.

Eat his homework.

Send his homework to Kiwi so he can eat it.

Hide random things.

Password the computer so he can't use it.
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iovbuhasguigb
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Horrible parenting, that only makes the boy into a superbrat. But, why security issues? O.o

I have about a million suggestions, but most of them are too cruel for a nine year old.

Play Hide & Go Seek with him at a park a fair amount of miles away, make him count to 100, then drive away.
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Chaffeemancer
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Do all of what Kiwi has said.

Kiwi says don't hold back on the suggestions cause he's small. Small kids are evil anyway.
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Play Hide & Go Seek with him at a park a fair amount of miles away, make him count to 100, then drive away.

I'm in an assholy mood at the moment (I never get enough sleep, dammit), so I'm laughing my ass off at that even as I realize how cruel that would be.
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iovbuhasguigb
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Ask to sleep with your step-brother and grandpa.
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Wayne Brady
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Lock him in a room with you and start fapping.
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