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I need help; revenge
Topic Started: Apr 17 2008, 06:46:15 PM (2,543 Views)
Katla
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AHS
Apr 17 2008, 19:03:33
He's 9? Then brag about your height, age, and superiority. It'll drive him insane.

I'm interested.


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Chaffeemancer
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And why is beating him up not a viable option?
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Wayne Brady
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JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
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Or, you could hug him a lot, which would creep him out.

For best results, skip all showers and forget deoderant.
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Teehee!
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Tell him the Tooth Fairy's actually your grandpa. Then shop a picture of your grandpa in a tutu with wings and show it to him.
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Squid Vicious, Apr 6 2007
04:54:26
That's just cruel. 

Not that I oppose cruel in any way, shape or form.

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Katla
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Kiwindisguise
Apr 17 2008, 19:06:47
And why is beating him up not a viable option?

Well, it opens up a can of worms that I don't want open.


His grandparents are omgwtfOVERPROTECTIVE of him, for starters.



If he gets bruises, the people at his school will notice them.



Also, he doesn't know ANYTHING about keeping secrets. The best part is that he doesn't realize it.

For example, I wuz talking to a cute girl when he appeared and shouted something embarrassing. The girl started ignoring me. <.<
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If he's only 9, I assume he's mostly just immature and annoying, right?
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AHS
Apr 17 2008, 19:08:18
Or, you could hug him a lot, which would creep him out.

For best results, skip all showers and forget deoderant.

double edged sword is double edged
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Psiche
Apr 17 2008, 19:08:46
Tell him the Tooth Fairy's actually your grandpa. Then shop a picture of your grandpa in a tutu with wings and show it to him.

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Chaffeemancer
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Don't beat him up too hard.

If they say something, tell them it's because he keeps wasting ink printing pictures.
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Dart
Apr 17 2008, 19:11:12
If he's only 9, I assume he's mostly just immature and annoying, right?

He throws his emotional weight around.


A lot.




A HUGE FUCKING LOT.



I'd say that he is the cause of at least 75% of the stress around here.
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Gag him and sell him to midgets.
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Wayne Brady
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Katla
Apr 18 2008, 00:11:53
AHS
Apr 17 2008, 19:08:18
Or, you could hug him a lot, which would creep him out.

For best results, skip all showers and forget deoderant.

double edged sword is double edged

Just bring a can of Lysol anywhere public. Problem solved.
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Chaffeemancer
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Put on deoderant after you hug him.
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Pee on his toys.
Fight fire with fire (make up lies to his grandparents and tell them that their little angel said a bad word like.....fuck or something).

If he's religious, BURN JESUS IN FRONT OF HIS EYES.
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This whole topic so far has provided epic lulz.
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