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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 07:05:45 PM Post #16 |
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Go outside
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I'm interested. *Adds* |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 17 2008, 07:06:47 PM Post #17 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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And why is beating him up not a viable option? |
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| Wayne Brady | Apr 17 2008, 07:08:18 PM Post #18 |
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JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
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Or, you could hug him a lot, which would creep him out. For best results, skip all showers and forget deoderant. |
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| cheese plz | Apr 17 2008, 07:08:46 PM Post #19 |
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Teehee!
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Tell him the Tooth Fairy's actually your grandpa. Then shop a picture of your grandpa in a tutu with wings and show it to him. |
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 07:11:08 PM Post #20 |
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Go outside
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Well, it opens up a can of worms that I don't want open. His grandparents are omgwtfOVERPROTECTIVE of him, for starters. If he gets bruises, the people at his school will notice them. Also, he doesn't know ANYTHING about keeping secrets. The best part is that he doesn't realize it. For example, I wuz talking to a cute girl when he appeared and shouted something embarrassing. The girl started ignoring me. <.< |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 17 2008, 07:11:12 PM Post #21 |
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Go outside
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If he's only 9, I assume he's mostly just immature and annoying, right? |
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 07:11:53 PM Post #22 |
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Go outside
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double edged sword is double edged |
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 07:12:11 PM Post #23 |
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Go outside
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lack picture |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 17 2008, 07:12:31 PM Post #24 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Don't beat him up too hard. If they say something, tell them it's because he keeps wasting ink printing pictures. |
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 07:12:56 PM Post #25 |
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He throws his emotional weight around. A lot. A HUGE FUCKING LOT. I'd say that he is the cause of at least 75% of the stress around here. |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 17 2008, 07:13:44 PM Post #26 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Gag him and sell him to midgets. |
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| Wayne Brady | Apr 17 2008, 07:15:36 PM Post #27 |
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JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
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Just bring a can of Lysol anywhere public. Problem solved. |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 17 2008, 07:16:19 PM Post #28 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Put on deoderant after you hug him. |
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| iovbuhasguigb | Apr 17 2008, 07:20:36 PM Post #29 |
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I STEL UR BABIZ
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Pee on his toys. Fight fire with fire (make up lies to his grandparents and tell them that their little angel said a bad word like.....fuck or something). |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 17 2008, 07:21:06 PM Post #30 |
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Go outside
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This whole topic so far has provided epic lulz. |
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