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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 06:46:15 PM Post #1 |
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my step brother is the biggest ass I have ever met. I want to get revenge. I don't want to get caught. What are some ways I could get revenge without getting yelled at? |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 17 2008, 06:48:13 PM Post #2 |
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| F3nnies | Apr 17 2008, 06:52:08 PM Post #3 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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When he is sleeping, dip his hand in warm water. Then, dispose of the water and the glass. When he is sleeping, dip his hand in warm honey. Then, hell, I don't know. But it would be amusing to see him get everything stuck to him with the sticky honey. |
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| Wayne Brady | Apr 17 2008, 06:52:43 PM Post #4 |
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JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS
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Well, aside from Dart's idea, which is the best one I can think of, just do generally small things while he's sleeping. Maybe trim his hair a bit or steal a couple bucks from his wallet or something. Or you could castrate him and hold his dick for ransom money. |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 17 2008, 06:53:40 PM Post #5 |
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XD Evil genius! |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 17 2008, 06:57:06 PM Post #6 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 06:57:17 PM Post #7 |
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none of these work i cant pee in his butt nor can i castrate him he sleeps with his grandpa so ill get hit twice if im caught Thanks though <.< |
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 06:57:35 PM Post #8 |
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He lacks one |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 17 2008, 06:59:33 PM Post #9 |
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Show him furfag porn! Force him to stare right into it! That would require you to find some really graphic stuff first though... |
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 07:00:06 PM Post #10 |
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so far I've got: Peeing in his pepsi bottles messing up his favorite toys and putting them where he can find it |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 17 2008, 07:00:42 PM Post #11 |
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Does he have anyone of those "social networking" sites? |
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| Katla | Apr 17 2008, 07:02:08 PM Post #12 |
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He's 9. The only thing he goes on the internet for is to print a SHITLOAD of pokemon pictures(He only looks at them once or twice.). |
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| Wayne Brady | Apr 17 2008, 07:03:33 PM Post #13 |
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He's 9? Then brag about your height, age, and superiority. It'll drive him insane. |
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| Chaffeemancer | Apr 17 2008, 07:04:15 PM Post #14 |
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Oh, just beat him up. It falls under sibling rivalry. |
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| Hammer Kirby | Apr 17 2008, 07:04:35 PM Post #15 |
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He's only 9? Oh shit! The shit I was proposing is much too cruel for a 9-year-old! |
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