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I need help; revenge
Topic Started: Apr 17 2008, 06:46:15 PM (2,533 Views)
Katla
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my step brother is the biggest ass I have ever met.



I want to get revenge.



I don't want to get caught.






What are some ways I could get revenge without getting yelled at?
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Hammer Kirby
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PEE IN HIS BUTT
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When he is sleeping, dip his hand in warm water. Then, dispose of the water and the glass.

When he is sleeping, dip his hand in warm honey. Then, hell, I don't know. But it would be amusing to see him get everything stuck to him with the sticky honey.
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Wayne Brady
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Well, aside from Dart's idea, which is the best one I can think of, just do generally small things while he's sleeping. Maybe trim his hair a bit or steal a couple bucks from his wallet or something.

Or you could castrate him and hold his dick for ransom money.
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Or you could castrate him and hold his dick for ransom money.

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Evil genius!
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Give us his AIM account or sumfing.
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Katla
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none of these work


i cant pee in his butt nor can i castrate him


he sleeps with his grandpa so ill get hit twice if im caught



Thanks though <.<
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Kiwindisguise
Apr 17 2008, 18:57:06
Give us his AIM account or sumfing.

He lacks one
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Show him furfag porn! Force him to stare right into it!

That would require you to find some really graphic stuff first though...
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so far I've got:


Peeing in his pepsi bottles
messing up his favorite toys and putting them where he can find it

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Does he have anyone of those "social networking" sites?
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Kiwindisguise
Apr 17 2008, 19:00:42
Does he have anyone of those "social networking" sites?

He's 9.



The only thing he goes on the internet for is to print a SHITLOAD of pokemon pictures(He only looks at them once or twice.).
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Wayne Brady
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He's 9? Then brag about your height, age, and superiority. It'll drive him insane.
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Oh, just beat him up. It falls under sibling rivalry.

Make him look at pokemon porn.
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He's only 9? Oh shit! The shit I was proposing is much too cruel for a 9-year-old!
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