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We last left off where Seth decided to go to Valor on his black dragon Erath. And when he got there...And if anyone forgot the story, Kyan found his long lost friend Seth on Valor, and his black dragon Erath. Kyan is a mamkute that can still use swords as well as dragon stone attack.
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Summoned Love
Topic Started: Jan 5 2008, 10:58:28 PM (574 Views)
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Certain death was upon Eliwood and his group. Nergal had been easy, but the dragon? All of their attempts to fell the beast had been in vain. The corpses of their companions lay at the dragon's feet. Erk, Oswin, Dorcas, Kent... all of them had been vanquished by the beast.

So when Nils stepped up to face the dragon, everyone was shocked. If such a beast could defeat the warriors, what chance would a bard have against it?

Nils, however, had a plan. There was an ancient draconic spell that he could use, one that was forbidden from ever being talked about among them. It was the only thing Nils knew that could save them.

"I call upon the magic of my ancestors, make me strong enough to defeat this foe! I summon the forbidden arts, the warrior! Give me the STRENGTH!"

There was a crash of thunder, and Nils' body began to change. He grew larger, much larger than the dragon, who had stopped his rampage and looked at Nils with fear in his eyes. It knew what was coming when the boy's aqua hair turned into barely a wisp of brown, and his lithe, small frame became towering and obese.

"How could you summon such a fell art?!" The dragon cried.

"Because my friends needed me!" The transformed Nils roared. "Behold, I now have the strength to defeat you!"

Transformed Nils' pant exploded, revealing a raging erection that was almost as big as the dragon itself. Nils grabbed the dragon and lifted it off the floor, and shoved him onto his massive wang, moving the dragon up and down roughly. The dragon roared with pain and pleasure, but it still knew what was about to come.

Suddenly, Nils let out a mighty cry, and the dragon exploded in a flurry of guts and white goo, showering the vomitting fighters with a rain of gore and man juice. When it cleared, Nils was back to his original shape, sans pants.

This is why it is taught that pansy Eliwood defeated the dragon. The truth is too much for weak minds.

~fin
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Naglfar
FANNERU

10/10
Dead.
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ullu
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Action Punch Role Model Strength Bomb
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100/10
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Stone Kirby
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¢¾¢Ü!?

I looked at your list of dead characters and tried to point out one of them that can not canonically die, but sadly, I think all of those were disposable.
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うおっ、眩しい!

infinity/10
I'm gringe and I don't give a chainsaw
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Chaffeemancer
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Awesome/10
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excuse me princess
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Proof that a story can be good without Gheb!
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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Waddacku


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Jan 6 2008, 15:28:55
Proof that a story can be good without Gheb!

Uh.
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Breadmaster Tubba
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Chief Alcoholic of GHEB
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needs moar eliwood raping nils
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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

Waddacku
Jan 6 2008, 18:54:44
Lunar Paradoxx
Jan 6 2008, 15:28:55
Proof that a story can be good without Gheb!

Uh.

Didn't nils transform into gheb?
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fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col.
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Moon
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excuse me princess
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cleft
Jan 8 2008, 01:01:04
Waddacku
Jan 6 2008, 18:54:44
Lunar Paradoxx
Jan 6 2008, 15:28:55
Proof that a story can be good without Gheb!

Uh.

Didn't nils transform into gheb?

but he doesn't rip off his face to reveal gheb

he just gets a dragon cock
I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.

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MARF SANTANGELO
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my favorite snack is cornflakes

Lunar Paradoxx
Jan 8 2008, 03:59:12
cleft
Jan 8 2008, 01:01:04
Waddacku
Jan 6 2008, 18:54:44
Lunar Paradoxx
Jan 6 2008, 15:28:55
Proof that a story can be good without Gheb!

Uh.

Didn't nils transform into gheb?

but he doesn't rip off his face to reveal gheb

he just gets a dragon cock

but he gets big and fat and massive and his hair turned brown
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fujck you jmagu s y ou htinktyoure so col.
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ullu
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I cannot convey with words the volumes of semen I have expelled because of this fanfic.
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Stone Kirby
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¢¾¢Ü!?

I didn't realize it was Gheb at first either, so don't feel too bad. *Hits head against keyboard.*
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くだばれ! インベーダー 野郎!
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b-but oswin cannot die

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14/10 anyway!
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