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| Raptova | Oct 17 2007, 01:50:59 PM Post #1 |
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Recently you have been posting about how you are going to become dictator. See, I have a problem with that, since I plan on taking over the Earth myself, and unless your plan for doing so involves building a giant coil gun in outer space so you can launch asteroids at cities, mine plan is better. So I'm going to ask that you give up this silly pursuit of world domination before I have to kill you. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Hammer Kirby | Oct 17 2007, 02:12:40 PM Post #2 |
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uncorrupted lulz, Raptor, you're such a silly goose! |
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| F3nnies | Oct 17 2007, 02:12:50 PM Post #3 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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Can I rule over a small area? |
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| Mia Fey | Oct 17 2007, 02:24:53 PM Post #4 |
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Unregistered
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MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!!! |
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| Itachi | Oct 17 2007, 03:08:51 PM Post #5 |
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Maybe I want to rule the world, too. Where do I fit into this? |
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| Chaffeemancer | Oct 17 2007, 03:11:27 PM Post #6 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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You will die. Kiwi wants to help build the giant coil gun! He loves coil guns! |
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| Hammer Kirby | Oct 17 2007, 03:15:56 PM Post #7 |
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Everybody wants to rule the world... |
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| F3nnies | Oct 17 2007, 04:18:22 PM Post #8 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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I don't. I just want to either rule certain aspects of it, or a certain area. |
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| Chaffeemancer | Oct 17 2007, 05:14:51 PM Post #9 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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Kiwi doesn't want to take over the world, too much of a pain in the arse. |
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| Waddacku | Oct 17 2007, 05:23:57 PM Post #10 |
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I rule the world. |
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| F3nnies | Oct 17 2007, 05:27:10 PM Post #11 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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I would either want control of a nice, secluded island safe from the possible stupidity of the rest of the world(say Japan, or I would even take the Korean peninsula), or have control the media or education or science, and the laws regarding such categories. My plan in any of those would be fairly obvious. |
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| Mia Fey | Oct 17 2007, 05:30:55 PM Post #12 |
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Unregistered
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f3nny: "omg so kawaii!! ::sexes loli:: :D" mirite? |
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| Shigley | Oct 17 2007, 05:31:03 PM Post #13 |
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Guy Who Posts a Lot
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Edited by Shigley, Feb 12 2010, 10:35:19 PM.
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| Hammer Kirby | Oct 17 2007, 05:33:43 PM Post #14 |
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OMG you're a horrible person! My regime would send people like you to "camp"! |
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| John McCain | Oct 17 2007, 05:33:56 PM Post #15 |
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The sun is yellow, btw
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I have no plan to take over the world, my ideal government would be like Rome's republic with me as one of the consuls. |
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