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| John McCain | Oct 11 2007, 07:02:26 PM Post #1 |
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The sun is yellow, btw
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How you, O GHEBites, have been affected by my accusers I cannot tell; but I know that they almost made me forget who I was - so persuasively did they speak; and yet they have hardly uttered a word of truth. But of the many false-hoods told by them, there was one which quite amazed me; - I mean when they said that you should be upon your guard and not allow yourselves to be deceived by the force of my eloquence. To say this, when they were certain to be detected as soon as I opened my lips and proved myself to be anything but a great speaker, did indeed appear to me most shameless - unless by the force of eloquence they mean the force of truth; for if such is their meaning, I admit that I am eloquent. But in how different a way from theirs!... I will begin at the beginning, and ask what is the accusation which has given rise to the slander of me, and in fact has encouraged Meletus to prefer this charge against me. Well, what do the slanderers say? They shall be my prosecutors, and this is the information they swear against me: 'Ydahs is an evildoer; a meddler who searches into things under the earth and in heaven, and makes the worse appear the better cause and teaches the aforesaid practices to others.' Such is the nature of the accusation:... But the simple truth is, O GHEBites, that I have nothing to do physical speculations... As little foundation is there for the report that I am a teacher, and take mony; this accusation has no more truth that the other... I dare say, GHEBites, that some one among you will reply, 'Yes, Ydahs, but what is your occupation? What is the origin of these accusations which are brought against you; there must have been something strange which you have been doing? All these rumors and this talk about you would never have arisen if you had been like other men: tell us, then, what is the cause of them, for we should be sorry to judge hastily of you.' Now I regard this as a fair challenge, and I will endeavour to explain to you the reason why I am called wise and have such an evil fame. Please attend to them. And although some of you may think that I am joking, I declare that I will tell you the entire truth. Men of GHEB, this reputation of mine has come of a certain sort of wisdom which I possess. If you ask me what kind of wisdom, I reply, wisdom such as may perhaps be attained by man, for to that extent I am inclined to believe that I am wise; whereas the persons of whom I was speaking have a kind of superhuman, which I know not how to describe, because I have it not myself; and he who says that I have, speaks falsely and is taking away my character. And here, O men of GHEB, I must beg you not to interrupt me me, even if I seem to say something extravagant. For the word which I will speak is not mine. I will refer you to a witness who is worthy of credit; that witness shall be the god of Delphi-... a friend of mine... went to Delphi and boldly asked the oracle to tell him whether... anyone was wiser that I was, and the Pythian prophetess answered that there was no man wiser... When I heard the answer, I said to myself, What can the god mean? And what is the interpretation of his riddle? For I know that I have no wisdom, small or great. What then can he mean when he says that I am the wisest of men? And yet he is a god, and cannot lie; that would be against his nature. After long perplexity, I thought of a method of trying the question. I reflected that if I could only find a man wiser than myself, then I might go to the god with a refutation in my hand. I should say to him, 'Here is a man who is wiser than I am; but you said that I was the wisest.' Accordingly, I went to one had the reputation of wisdom, and observed him - his name I need not mention, he was a politician; and in the process of examining him and talking with him, this, men of GHEB, was what I found. I could not help think he was not really wise, although he was thought wise by many, and still wiser by himself; and thereupon I tried to explain to him that thought himself wise, but was not really wise; and the consequence was that he hated me, and his enmity was shared by several who were present and heard me. So I left him, saying to myself as I went away: Well, although I do not suppose that either of us knows, anything really worth knowing, I am at least wiser than this fellow - for he knows nothing but thinks he knows; I neither know nor think that I know. In this one little point, then, I seem to have advantage of him. Then I went to another who had still higher presentations to wisdom, and my conclusion was exactly the same. Whereupon I made another enemy of others besides him. So one day I was on the playground - most of my days were spent there, and suddenly, a troop of men of whom I could tell were up to no good started creating havoc in the neighborhood. We participated in a showdowon in which our fists clashed. When news of this reached my mother, she said, "Your moving in with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel-Air." I called a taxi and when it came near, engraved on the license plate was the word, "fresh." There were also some dice in the mirror, which I thought could be useful for gambling, but I just said "fuck it" and forgot about them. So then took a taxi ride across the United States to Los Angeles, we were indeed at Bel-Air. I looked at my kingdom and I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air. |
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| Hammer Kirby | Oct 11 2007, 08:08:47 PM Post #2 |
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Go outside
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FUCK YOUR EBONICS! |
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| Daloth | Oct 11 2007, 08:11:54 PM Post #3 |
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God of Slitting throats and harvesting kidneys
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| Itachi | Oct 11 2007, 08:16:47 PM Post #4 |
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Cool like a breeze
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So this is where Ydahs got it from. |
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| Hammer Kirby | Oct 11 2007, 08:36:12 PM Post #5 |
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Go outside
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Schwarz und schwul! Schwarz und schwul! |
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| Maik | Oct 12 2007, 06:16:59 AM Post #6 |
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the new definition of moe fanboy
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tl; dr |
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| Chaffeemancer | Oct 12 2007, 06:29:58 AM Post #7 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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That is cool. |
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| roarshock | Oct 12 2007, 10:23:13 AM Post #8 |
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metalgod.
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| rnn2walls | Oct 12 2007, 10:32:35 AM Post #9 |
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*does a backflip*
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The opinions expressed in the above post are totally and completely correct. If you disagree with them, you are wrong, there's just no other way to put it. I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions. -Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
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| John McCain | Oct 12 2007, 05:40:25 PM Post #10 |
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The sun is yellow, btw
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uncorrupted lulz, grece |
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