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| Zwitt | Jul 30 2008, 02:04:53 AM Post #376 |
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uguu~
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With the amount of dollars I have, I would be lucky to afford a sock for Moonies wang. And we all know that socks that small are cheap. I doubt the idea of a GHEB house will ever be a success. Now, why? Because we, the forum posters, is the lowest form of the human race. We are below criminals, below prostitutes, below beggars, below lawyers, below Michael Jackson, below journalists. Well, perhaps not below journalists, but you get the idea. I could spend many an hour to come up with reasons for why forum posting is awesome, but we might as well just admit that forum posting appeals to us because we do not have to care about our looks. We can simply just give a damn. We can sit in front of our computers with no pants, underwear or socks on, without having showered in days, and give the lurkers an impression of that we have control over our lives, the universe, and everything. What would happen if we suddenly not only met, but also lived together? The facade would fall. And most of you would probably have to shower once a day. But of course, forums are not only appealing because we do not have to dress properly. Forums are also appealing because we can lie all the time, and get away with it. There are many details about ourselves we conveniently forget while posting. Like our bad habits. Or our genders, in some cases. We can also play around with pictures, without having to consider reality. Which means that we, in addition to all the other things, often are childish people who likes to trick people with manipulated images. We, the forum posters, is the saddest chapter in the history of humanity. We destroy things. We are childish. We lie to people. Trick people. And we look horrible in moonlight. But. We have also found a way to socialize while being childish, lying, tricking, destroying and not caring about how we look. So we must be awfully intelligent. Yet, I doubt we would make good friends if we lived in the same house. I think we all do. But we love this topic anyway. Because we can promote the people we are not, the kind of people we want to be. This topic also makes it possible for the people we want to be to maintain social relations between each other. A bit like role playing, in other words. And like most RP, it is not very realistic. |
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| Hammer Kirby | Jul 30 2008, 02:14:28 AM Post #377 |
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Go outside
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A++ Would read again. |
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| Katla | Jul 30 2008, 02:38:41 AM Post #378 |
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that post saddens me |
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| Moon | Jul 30 2008, 04:14:39 AM Post #379 |
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excuse me princess
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I wish I were what I was when I was trying to become what I am now.
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| Chaffeemancer | Jul 30 2008, 09:20:58 AM Post #380 |
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Open your heart to the light of googly eyes.
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*raises hand* Kiwi showers once a day! |
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| Zigludo | Jul 30 2008, 09:29:06 AM Post #381 |
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うおっ、眩しい!
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I usually shower except for when I'm on break sometimes |
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| cheese plz | Jul 30 2008, 09:29:44 AM Post #382 |
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Teehee!
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...I bathe like...twice a day, thrice or four times when it's hot. |
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
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| rnn2walls | Jul 30 2008, 09:36:59 AM Post #383 |
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*does a backflip*
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Running once a day means I shower once a day. Who would have known? |
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The opinions expressed in the above post are totally and completely correct. If you disagree with them, you are wrong, there's just no other way to put it. I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions. -Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
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| Machinae | May 4 2010, 09:04:04 PM Post #384 |
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You're no warrior
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indeed |
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| Raptova | May 5 2010, 11:16:10 AM Post #385 |
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Superhuman
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Wow, I remember this thread from like my first day of Freshmen year. |
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Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now. ~ Dr. Perry Cox Who the hell... put bouillon cubes in the shower head!?! Huh? Hm, did you do it? Hm? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal -- 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass -- and someone... will be getting... mowed... down. ~ Dr. Hooch | |
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| Hammer Kirby | May 5 2010, 11:22:44 AM Post #386 |
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Go outside
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Wow, back in the bad old days. |
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| CalamityBinger | May 5 2010, 11:31:26 AM Post #387 |
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Beard Scientist
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fucking potato spit and his necros
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| Blasted science, you have played me for a fool! | |
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| cheese plz | May 5 2010, 01:01:14 PM Post #388 |
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Teehee!
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Ooh, I remember this topic. |
Are psychotic urges all that drive you? -Kreia
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| F3nnies | May 5 2010, 02:00:38 PM Post #389 |
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CANNON-BANNED
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srs make me a mod or somethin i need to lock all topics prior to this year and then probably prior to march, just to be safe |
![]() ![]() ![]() A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. - Franklin D. Fucking Roosevelt | |
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| Happy Kirby | May 5 2010, 06:47:31 PM Post #390 |
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So exciting!
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I haven't bathed in like a week. Just sayin'. |
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