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Mafia game, round IX.
Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 07:14:21 PM (6,951 Views)
John McCain
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*caves and switches vote to gheba*
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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And so, after a tie on who to kill, the people finally decided to lynch Commander Gheb. After muttering something in Swedish that no one really cared about, Commander Gheb began to run. Though thanks to his extra weight, the people caught up to him and stabbed him to death with Magus' old knife. Upon searching him, the people found nothing, not a clue to his identity and as such, they ran back to his house in hopes that he was the final mafia member.

They searched, and searched, and finally, Itachi found it... a knife...

"Hah! I told you!" Shouted ICM "I told you he was mafia! That means we win now... right?" But his celebration was ruined by Ydahs, who pointed out the etching on the knife that read

"I told you I was a citizen, this is used for cutting wood and making little figurines out of it!" And sure enough, they found the room with his wooden figurines, though only ones of the remaining citizens of GHEB...

Commander Gheb, a citizen, has been lynched

The night loomed over the people... who would die next?

PMS, NOW!
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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John McCain
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OOOOOOOOO TOLD YOU

lynch itachi next
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Lawl, and Joe gives a second strike to the citizens! One more, and you're out!

And trust me, if you think I'm joking, I'm not.
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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John McCain
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i wonder what the punishment is
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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fuck you, you stupid fucking dead cits
youre fucking dead now fuck off
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Fine guys. I will kill Itachi.
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unless we have any other leads
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HAW-HAW!
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You know, this isn't fair. What if some dead citizen with a grudge decides to post deliberately just to penalize us?
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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Three men, all running for one thing, one kill, one left, who was it? The man leading was being chased, maybe he could lose them. But to no luck, the man behind him had caught up, and in a matter of seconds had stopped the first. Was this it? Was this the end of the reign of the mafia? The thunder burst out on this stormy night over the town of GHEB, many men had died at the hands of the mafia, many lives who could've been saved. Though here they stood, face to face, was this the right man? He knew deep down it was wrong, but he had to do it.

"Get out of my way!" Yelled the man who had been chased, "This doesn't involve you!" And with that, he tried to use one of his super secret moves to paralyze the man in front of him, but it didn't work.

"You've run a muck on this town for far too long, it's time to end it here." Said the other man.

"I haven't done a thing!" cried out the other man, "You've got the wrong man, sorry." And with that, he was cut down where he stood by the other man, left to die in the streets.

The people woke up and went to the square only to find one man missing... Itachi... Though he wasn't missing for long as they found him behind Ydahs' house, a bloody, rotten, mess. The people searched him but found nothing, not a clue. Following suit, they all ran to his house to see if there was something there, but nothing, the only thing they found was a copy of "The citizen's handbook to being a citizen"

"What, no, th...this can't be!" cried ICM, "It... YDAHS! It's you! Y...YOU BLOODY LIAR! I knew it! We lynch you to..." But his sentence was stopped by Bellomy, who had found something wedged into one of the pages of the book... it was a note...

"So, you morons finally got me, huh? Good job, as you may have already guessed, I am the only remaining mafioso. I had you ALL fooled, all of you were the puppets in my control! None of you saw it coming, did you? Well, I'm dead now, so I guess you all live, for now. Though, have fun trying to repopulate this place, seeing as how there are no girls around to do so.

~Itachi"

Itachi, the final mafioso, has been killed by the vigilante.

After finishing the letter, there was a cry of joy heard through the streets, a cry of joy from like four people. The mafia had been killed, and none remained. Though Itachi brought up a good point, how in the hell were they supposed to repopulate the now dead town? That question was to remain a mystery for now, as the people went out for a night on the town, and got drunk off their asses and what not.

The citizens have won the game!
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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I cannot fucking believe it. Good job Itachi. Damn good job.
And actually good job to you Moonies. You did a fine job GMing.
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HAW-HAW!
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Maantjes
Mar 15 2007, 16:15:38
Itachi, the final mafioso, has been killed by the vigilanta.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A VIGILANTA?

You see, THIS is what I was talking about when I warned you guys of Moonies' crappy grammar/spelling.
I suggest you edit it before you ruin the most important line in the game for even more people.
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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lol bell
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A vigilanta is a vigilante... in Spanish! >_>
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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Bruce Vilanch
Mar 6 2007, 18:07:33
Magus was a better GM / 10

BTW, Yay citizens! At this rate, the game will be over in no time.

(I know this topic is closed but I can't resist replying.)
No I wasn't. While it could probably be argued that my story/clues/etc. were better than Moonie's, I was absolutely terrible with deadlines. That completely killed the game I GMed.
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