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Mafia game, round IX.
Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 07:14:21 PM (6,955 Views)
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As I am completely exhausted from today, and too lazy to type up the story, I will give an extension until tomorrow morning, for those PMs I have yet to get.
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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Anyway, I am a citizien. I have no way to prove it, so if you want to lynch me, well, then go ahead.
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uh, Itachi, nothing is absolutely proven. I could be wrong. Odds are against that, but it is possible.
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He knew he was going to die, he just knew it! That's why he devised a plan to stay up for the night and protect himself. Finally, the moment of truth arrived, as he heard someone sneaking in through his door. Brandishing only a kitchen knife, he made his way to the front door to kill the American Empire Pre-Emptive Strike, Go!er, but he was nowhere to be found. He turned around, and the instant he did that, the stalker stabbed him to death... Fr0g, was dead.

Elsewhere across town, another citizen was in the same predicament, he held a deep fear he would die, hoping only for the bodyguards protection to keep him alive. As he turned off his computer after looking at pr0n, he headed for bed, waiting for morning to rise. But today, he wouldn't get it. A man snuck into his house as he was closing up, and as soon as he came, he had left, once again making a few seconds seem like hours. His job done, the man left just as quick as he had come, before anyone could see him.

In the morning, the people awoke to find Fr0g and Joe missing. Searching Fr0g's house first, they found nothing out of the ordinary, other than his bailiff badge, but the people already knew he was the bailiff... But after searching and searching, they couldn't find anything to link him to being a mafia member, the people's vigilante had finally hit wrong.

Fr0g, the bailiff, and a citizen, has been killed by the vigilante

Rushing over to Joe's house, the people prayed he wasn't another important person to their success. When they arrived, the mess was atrocious, the blood had been splattered everywhere, obviously the killer had great precision with his knife, and knew exactly where to hit for the greatest amount of damage. The people searched around and found nothing that could note Joe to any important role. What they found was that Joe had been jumping, leaping, and yelling, practicing his AXE play... why would he use a sword anyways. Their fears alleviated, the people went out to lynch someone.

Joe, a citizen, has been killed by the mafia.

I believe it's a five vote majority, LYNCH. NAO.
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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Damon Gant
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You assholes.

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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


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Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


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Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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Where to hit for the greatest amount of damage... Reminds me of Giant Enemy Crab >_>

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lolz you guys managed to lose me and joe in the same night.

im ded lol.
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Commander Gheb - 1 (Bombs).

Because I can.
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Commander Gheb - 2 (Bombs, Commander Gheb).


Well, I guess I can't do much about this. It's your loss, though.
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Commander Gheb - 2 (Bombs, Commander Gheb)
Blaze - 1 (icecreamman)
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I side with ICM on this one.

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Lord Jim
Jan 4 2007 16:54:40
The internet will always be your good friend, even when the real world isn't.
Remember that.
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Breadmaster Tubba
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Commander Gheb - 1 (Bombs,)
Blaze - 3 (icecreamman, Itachi, C. Gheb)

I figured as much. I want to reach a quick majority, and actually continuing for my own lynch is just stupid.
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And so, the people of GHEB turned on poor Blaze, as we all know that random bursts of idiocy = mafia. One by one the people marched towards Blaze, in unison of course, what type of mob doesn't have a semi-regular pattern to them? Anyways, as the people marched, Blaze ran, and ran... and ran... But he wasn't getting anywhere fast seeing as how he had landed on an appropriately placed treadmill, and it only seemed as though he was running. Finally, Commander Gheb grabbed his arm and socked him in the face, yelling some nonsense in Swedish. Itachi grabbed him and kneed him in the gut, and soon it was everyone against Blaze in a fight to the death! Of course, Blaze lost, and died from his injuries.

The people searched his corpse, but found only a note that read "Haven't we already established that for the most part idiocy =/= mafia?! God, I am a citizen losers!" And all was quiet...

Blaze, a citizen, has been lynched.

PMs required from bodyguard, vig, and last mafia member. Dead line is tomorrow at around this same time.
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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Any ideas guys?
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Damon Gant
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Stop lynching cits?
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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


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iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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