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Mafia game, round IX.
Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 07:14:21 PM (6,950 Views)
Snoop Lion
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Moonies
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For starters, those who didn't get a PM from me, are citizens! Now, without further ado...

“LYNCH MOONIES!” Yelled one voice.
“LYNCH GLINGES!” Yelled another. It was two men, pitted face to face in a fight to the death. The one of them, Glinge, drew his anime and began Moonwalking over to his opponent. The other one, Moonies, drew his wangsock and began to charge his laser. Soon this epic battle was about to come to a close, until two assassins appeared off to the side, talking to one another.

“So this is how we will make our statement, right? Said one of the cloaked men.

“Right, we kill them both and then the people will wake up in the morning to
find a trail leading to this spot.” Said the other, obviously a veteran at doing this. Without another word, the two men began their swift charge to the heart of the battlefield, and in an instant, had slain one of the men with their daggers.

“Oh Noes!” Yelled the surviving Glinge, “Imma get out of here and live!” And with that, Glinge ran away and was never heard from again.

Moonies, a citizen, and the narrator, and Glinge, nobody, are dead/pissing themselves.

Their job done for the time, the two men ran off and waited for morning.

Soon the morning came, the people of GHEB awoke to a glorious morning, singing their GHEBmas Carols, and what not. However all that was about to change when one of the townsfolk saw a trail of bread crumbs and decided to follow it, not knowing the horrors of what would come next.

Soon they arrived on the scene of the crime, and saw Moonie’s dead body rotting in the field, and a slight stench of day old urine from somewhere. Bellomy, one of the citizens of GHEB, found a note next to a man that read.

“We are the mafia, but you already knew that. We have come to take over this pathetic town, and instead of sending one man out each night to kill that amount of you, we will do it slowly, one by one, to put fear in the hearts of all you people. Resistance is futile! None of you will live to tell the tale to any children or Grandchildren. So leave, run now, unless you want to face a terrible, rotten death!

Signed,
Teh Mafiosos”

After reading this, the people of GHEB began to crack up, other than one.

“Damnit!” Yelled a distraught Magus, “Why can’t we ever move to a town that DOESN’T have mafia members?!” And with that, the other seemed to agree, and the circle dissipated into nothing as the people left to their houses.

It is now the first night, those with special roles (godfather, vig, bodyguard, detective, and bailiff) PM me ASAP! No penalties will be assessed tonight, however they will soon.
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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Bomb Kirby
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t(ò_ót)
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It would have helped if you PM'd the citizens. I only saw this because I was expecting this to start soon.

So, smart people, hop on it and start... analyzing. I'm too lazy.
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John McCain
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I saw this becuase I thought that this was the sign ups and I saw a lot of different people posting here
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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Warp Starstrukk
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I just happened by, and saw this.

This game seems like it shall prosper.
~TheRoadtoDawn~
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Snoop Lion
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Well... I know an easier way other than PMing... *runs off to do it*
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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John McCain
The sun is yellow, btw
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How many mafia are there?
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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Warp Starstrukk
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6 or 7, I'd assume.
~TheRoadtoDawn~
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Brady
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Post SCUBA
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... so when's the next update? <________________________<
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John McCain
The sun is yellow, btw
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when wangosck gets his pms
lol @ people assuming people who don't get along are trolls
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Snoop Lion
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For the record, there are no clues in the first part. >_>

And yeah, I need 5 PMs to move on, and however, that may take a while... HURRY UP PEOPLE!
Seriously though, Shrimp.
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Itachi
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Cool like a breeze
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Thank god a new one started.
Lord Jim
Jan 4 2007 16:54:40
The internet will always be your good friend, even when the real world isn't.
Remember that.
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icecreamman
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DUKE OF DELICIOUS DAIRY
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Is this the playing list? (sans kippy)

0. Moonies
1. Abyssal Shrimp
2. Lord Jim
3. Blaze
4. Bombs
5. Monseigneur
6. Joe
7. Frog
8. icecreamman
9. OOTF
10. Itachi
11. Bellomy
12. TheRoadtoDawn
13. Inigo (Leonard Bernstein)
14. Daloth
15. Magus
16. ydahs
17. S&M
18. Commander GHEB
19. Jay
20. Spitfire
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Abyssal_Shrimp
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GREGOR SMASH!

Uh, I'm pretty sure I asked to be put back in...
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The Inedible Bulk
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*clips toenails*
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... i thought you quit?

oh yeah, any leads?
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do me a favour, join: http://bd1.battledawn.com/referx.php?serv=8&ref=76
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Perfectio
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Yay, one role not wasted.
Jeff
 
Magus, I hereby ban you from making jokes of any kind. If I even THINK you're trying to be funny, I nuke Houston.


Make another Hero Fad topic after I post this
you get suspended
As for this being an "annual event" or whatever, consider this an open warning for all Fire Emblem boards:

Next time I see any fad on this scale, I'll annihilate it to such an extent that you'll still be able to see the destruction when you close your eyes. I'll suspend every account involved, then scour their usermaps and suspend all related accounts. Then I'll hunt down any surviving accounts with posts on this board and suspend them if they're using the same IP as any of the suspended accounts. Then I'll check the usermaps of every suspended account once a day for a week and suspend any new accounts that show up.

Don't think I can, or don't think I will? Pfft. Try me.

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