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Mafia Game Round VIII
Topic Started: Jan 12 2007, 06:14:30 PM (7,558 Views)
The Inedible Bulk
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*clips toenails*
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ocrinaoftimefreak
Jan 15 2007, 23:03:45
lulu - 7. I'm going to learn to do this right lol.
F3 - 4 (icecreamman, Hakado, kippy33, S&M,)
Lulu - 7 (Ignis, Joe, Shrimp, Itachi, Bellomy, Khairos, OOTF)

heh, im bandwagoning.

sorry guys... first timer.
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icecreamman
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DUKE OF DELICIOUS DAIRY
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Good job Ignis. I'll kill my bandwagon.
F3 - 3 (Hakado, kippy33, S&M,)
Lulu - 9 (Ignis, Joe, Shrimp, Itachi, Bellomy, Khairos, OOTF, icecreamman, Lulu)
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Nelson
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HAW-HAW!
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ONE MORE PERSON TIL UPDATE ZOMG EXCITEMENT
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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ullu
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Count my vote twice?
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Nelson
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HAW-HAW!
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Well, I guess so, since you can go both ways...
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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ullu
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One vote for each of my sexual organs?
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Damon Gant
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Magus is reading, I'm guessing he's just gonna lynch.

Oh, and if you're a cit, spill all your theories before you die.
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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


Fen
 
iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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Nelson
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If I was a cit being lynched, I wouldn't say a thing, out of spite. >_>
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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Damon Gant
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Hey, the dead cits win, too.
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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


Fen
 
iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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ullu
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How the hell do you even develop theories on day one? Plus, I'm a god damn mafia. Magus made that quite obvious.
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Ignis
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zomg i got one

Bodyguard, please protect me! I got one, and I can get more ;)
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ullu
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Don't take too much pride in it... >_>;
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kirby
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¯\(°_o)/¯
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F3 - 2 (Hakado, S&M)
Lulu - 10 (Ignis, Joe, Shrimp, Itachi, Bellomy, Khairos, OOTF, icecreamman, Lulu, kippy33)

Updates plox.
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rnn2walls
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*does a backflip*
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I just realized I never voted.

F3 - 2 (Hakado, S&M)
Lulu - 11 (Ignis, Joe, Shrimp, Itachi, Bellomy, Khairos, OOTF, icecreamman, Lulu, kippy33, rnn)
The opinions expressed in the above post are totally and completely correct. If you disagree with them, you are wrong, there's just no other way to put it.

I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions.
-Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves


Khairos,Jul 25 2006
19:36:54
rnn ftw!
CO Gage,Jul 12 2008
01:21:34
rnn ftw!
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Stone Kirby
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¢¾¢Ü!?

And so Lulu seemed doomed, as not only the 10th, but the 11th vote fell upon him. His situation seemed so desperate, one foot already into the underworld, his fate sealed. He had even given in to the hopelessness of his fate and confessed. The citizens began closing in on him...But suddenly...

"STOP!" yelled someone. The citizens looked around in confusion. The shouter was F3n! "I am the bailiff," said F3n, "And I have decided that we should spare this man...woman...whatever!"

The citizens eyes opened wide and their mouths dropped wide open in shock. Nobody was more surprised than Lulu. It slowly regained its composure and broke into a wide smile.

"HA! Owned! TAKE THAT! FUCKING OWNED! Didn't see that one coming, did ya? DID YA? You all thought that you had me, BUT YOU DON'T! I have returned from the mouth of the pit of hell itself just to spite all of you imbeciles!" (So Lulu, get out of The Revenants' Lounge/Bar. >_>)

"Now I'm a free it for tonight, and there's nothing you can do about it! Since everyone knows I'm Mafia but they can't lynch me until tomorrow, I can do whatever I want tonight! This will probably be my final night alive, and it will damned well be the best one. I'm going to spend my life savings to pay all of your moms and dads to pleasure me! Screw the rules, I have money! Oh, and I'll go kill somebody. And there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! STICK THAT UP YOUR FLACCID, HAIRLESS ASSHOLES! You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Lulucius Sparrow, Ass Pirate! And F3n? Thanks. HEY BODYGUARD, YOU WANNA PROTECT ME TONIGHT?"

Lulu turned to the two dead bodies. "Come on Moonie, let's go for a night on the town." He picked up Moonie's headless corpse, slung it over his shoulder, and ran off into the streets of Gheb singing Peter Griffin's bastardized version of MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This."

Everyone glared at F3n. "So...we have to just sit here and let him go?" asked kippy? "Yep," said F3n.

"...So what do we do now?" asked Shrimp. "Go home and wait to lynch him the next day?"

"I guess so," replied Jay.

"But wait. Most of us still live with their parents," said Joe. "What do we do when Lulu comes to our house tonight to have fun with them?"

"...Take off your shoes?" answered rnn.

"...Works for me."

So the remaining citizens went home for the night. Except for one. Ignis's eyes darted back and forth until he was sure that everyone else had gone home. Then they focused on fr0g's corpse. Ignis grinned and walked towards it.

F3nr1l the Bailiff has saved Lulu, who is almost certainly Mafia, from being lynched!

Night 2

Detective, Bodyguard, Mafias, get your PMs in. Time limits will be more strictly enforced today. F3n, bailiff powers can only save one person from a lynching per game, so you don't need to PM me.
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