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Mafia Game Round VIII
Topic Started: Jan 12 2007, 06:14:30 PM (7,552 Views)
Damon Gant
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>_> That has to be the worst idea ever.
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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


Fen
 
iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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Blaze Returned
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Meh...
I'd like to question the validity of your claims.
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kirby
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Why did the bodyguard try to protect Itachi? He has been proven to defend mafia members no matter how dead they are (Remember Jeff from a couple games ago?), which he did with Lulu.

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We can always lynch Lulu later since we know he's mafia. Let's figure something out and if we don't we have the option of lynching him.
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Damon Gant
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Perhaps there's a CUNNING PLAN behind all this?

...Nah.
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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


Fen
 
iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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kirby
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I'm going with my evidence and vote for Itachi, for now.

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Itachi
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Just because of my preformances in the last few mafia games doesn't prove anything in this game. And that wasn't defending. I was just trying to come up with a plan to get someone else.

Magus
Jan 23 2007, 04:12:11
Soon after the people of Gheb woke up, they heard Itachi screaming. "There's a dead guy in front of my house!" Sure enough, there was. The dead guy was wearing one of those silly fake glasses-nose-and-mustache things, so his identity was unknown. "Some freaky stuff happened last night," said Itachi. "Fortunately, I conveniently had a video camera installed by the front door, and...well, just watch this."The video camera could point to someone who has a thing for finding out evidence, because that is what video cameras do.

In the video, Itachi was approaching his front door. But someone was following him. It was the now-dead person! Itachi didn't seem to notice. The attacker was carrying a hammer and a sickle, an obvious sign that he was a Russian mafioso! He raised them and prepared to strike Itachi down. But then suddenly, a person in a mask with two swords came out of nowhere! He blocked the attacker's blow. The attacker then threw his hammer at the masked man, missed, and hit the video camera. Shortly after, it turned off.The swords and mask have got to be a clue, but I can't figure out who they would point to.

"At about that time, I got knocked out," said Itachi. "When I woke up the next day, I saw his dead body in front of me. The Italian Mafia must have gotten him at some point."

TRTD leaned over and removed the man's fake glasses-nose-and-mustache thingy.

Bellomy, a Russian Mafia member, attempted to kill Itachi, but his cunning plan was foiled by the Bodyguard. Bellomy was then killed by an Italian Mafia Member.

But Bellomy seemed to have no apparent wounds. And the attacker seemed to have left no trace of his being there, as if they had vanished. This was a strange enough case that the citizens of GHEB decided to call in Coroner Jeff from the next town over. Jeff had formerly lived in GHEB, but he had moved because he was tired of the Mafia constantly trying to take over the town. After a bit of examination, Coroner Jeff revealed that Bellomy had either died from taking three different poisons, or from watching too many episodes of Tom Goes to the Mayor. Before he could further explain, Coroner Jeff spontaneously combusted for no apparent reason, and the citizens were therefore unable to ask him more questions, like why anyone would ever watch more than 1 episode of TGttM.WTF???? And that the poisons and that show have to do with something.

Lynch time!
Lord Jim
Jan 4 2007 16:54:40
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I unveiled Bellomy! A semi-important role. <_<

I thinking Itachi, but I'll look through this a bit more.
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Damon Gant
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Itachi
Jan 23 2007, 18:48:36
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The video camera could point to someone who has a thing for finding out evidence, because that is what video cameras do.


Itachi, it's your video camera. >_>

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The swords and mask have got to be a clue, but I can't figure out who they would point to.


I can, but I'm not about to tell the mafia who I think the bodyguard is. We don't need to worry about this.

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WTF???? And that the poisons and that show have to do with something.

Ind33d. What's Tom Goes to the Mayor?

Now, here's my take; Itachi doesn't have an alibi. I know that alibis don't matter in this game, but think. "He passed out?" I don't think so. Also, wouldn't poision point to a ninja, or another kind of assassin? I say we hit Itachi.

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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


Fen
 
iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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Itachi
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Listen, if I told you all who I think the Bodyguard is, will you pull your votes off of me? I believe I figured out who he is.
Lord Jim
Jan 4 2007 16:54:40
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Perfectio
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No, because you doomed the Bodyguard.
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Magus, I hereby ban you from making jokes of any kind. If I even THINK you're trying to be funny, I nuke Houston.


Make another Hero Fad topic after I post this
you get suspended
As for this being an "annual event" or whatever, consider this an open warning for all Fire Emblem boards:

Next time I see any fad on this scale, I'll annihilate it to such an extent that you'll still be able to see the destruction when you close your eyes. I'll suspend every account involved, then scour their usermaps and suspend all related accounts. Then I'll hunt down any surviving accounts with posts on this board and suspend them if they're using the same IP as any of the suspended accounts. Then I'll check the usermaps of every suspended account once a day for a week and suspend any new accounts that show up.

Don't think I can, or don't think I will? Pfft. Try me.

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kippy33
Jan 23 2007, 22:37:11
I'm going with my evidence and vote for Itachi, for now.

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too much evidence towards itachi

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Jan 24 2007, 16:50:32
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Fix'd. Read all the posts before lynching, pl0x. And Itachi, why do you think I didn't say who I think the Bodyguard is? If either of us say our suspicions, and we're right, the mafia will kill them, and then we're fucked.
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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


Fen
 
iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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I've made up my mind.

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Itachi
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Alright. You got me.

I am Mafia.
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It was all too obvious. >_>
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