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Mafia Game Round VIII
Topic Started: Jan 12 2007, 06:14:30 PM (7,555 Views)
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Magus
Jan 17 2007, 21:07:08
Things were not good at the Russian Mafia headquarters.
"Curses!" said the Godfather. "Those Italian bastards got Moonies! We must stop them!"
"Sir," said one of his henchmen. "I will go for tonight's target."
"Good. Then go. Quickly!"

The henchman left. After a few moments, the Godfather sighed. Things weren't supposed to have happened this way. This should have been an easy victory. After Magus's death, it seemed that all they would have to do was fool the sheeple of GHEB. But as it turned out, the Italian Mafia was also trying to take over. And they had killed a Russian mafioso! This was unforgivable. The Godfather vowed that he would fight the Italian mafia even if it killed him.

Suddenly, a knock on the door broke his concentration. "Now who could that be?" wondered the Godfather. He walked over to the door.

When he opened the door, the Godfather's face turned pale. He was staring at Moonie's headless corpse. "Hi," said the person holding it up. "I think this belongs to you?"

...

It is the dawn of Day 3.

The citizens quickly saw the crime. The ice cream kart lay by the side of the road. Its normal wheels had been removed and replaced with donuts. (Uhh...  Did anyone's name get changed to Donut?) It's owner lay in the street, unmoving.

icecreamman, a normal Citizen, is dead.

And it was quite obvious why he wasn't moving. Icecreamman had been sliced from his head to his feet into two parts: a front half and a back half. The killer had apparently decided that cutting someone into symmetrical left-right halves was way too cliche, and decided on a more creative, if messier, method of murder. (The kippy -> kipper clue was used in a previous mafia game, but kippers are cut symmetrically) On icecreaman's chest was a note that said "See the note on my back to find out the identity of the killer." After flipping over icecreamman's chest, which created an even bigger, more gory mess than before, they saw the note. It read "See the note on my chest to find out the identity of the killer." (Did anyone here ever have that sig?) This occupied the citizens for quite awhile. Eventually they gave up and looked at the ice cream kart for clues. Other than the donut wheels, it seemed fine. However, all of the banana ice cream was gone. Inside the jar was a note that said "Watch out, don't slip!" Nobody could figure out what this meant, so the citizens decided to go to the town square. On their way, S&M slipped on a banana peel. Attached to it was a note that said "I knew you would do that."(The banana ice cream and peel has to be a clue, but I can't think of whom it could point to)

Following their inspection, they citizens gathered around the town square. There they saw that Lulu had constructed a wooden platform and had a noose around his neck. "Hi guys! I thought that for my lynching, we could re-enact this really cool video I saw on youtube!"

At his feet was not only Moonie's familiar headless body, but also a new corpse - That of Shrimp! The citizens investigated the body. Shrimp at first appeared to have no visible wounds. However, when they took off his shirt, they saw that he had a tattoo which said "Russian Mafia Godfather." Below this, there were words carved into his flesh by a knife:

lol u = ded

lol shrimp da godfatha ov da ruskie mafia = ded

"OHHHHH YEAH!" said Lulu. "That's my second Ruskie in a row! I'm on a roll now - soon to be followed by a sharp drop!"

Thankfully for Ignis, nobody thought about what had happened to fr0g's body. (-____-)

9 votes to lynch.

Not a particularly clue-ridden post. Anyone have any ideas? We could always lynch Lulu, but it would be good to be able to get someone from the other mafia as well. Because, if you think about it, with 21 players, there could only really be 10 mafia tops, and probably like 8 instead. 4 on each team, and if we can kill one more of the Russians, they'll be down to one or two members.

dunno(
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Magus
Jan 17 2007, 14:07:46
ocrinaoftimefreak
Jan 17 2007, 14:54:26
Abyssal_Shrimp
Jan 16 2007, 16:05:12
And technically, a regular citizen would be a wasted target for the mafia, as they want to hit the special cits, which you aren't anymore.

i tihnk fens lying... why would she say she was a cit?

...As amusing as it is to have people mistake my gender, maybe I should get a new avatar.

I didn't understand that, I thought he was saying that I was a girl. Which I am not.
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F3nr1L
Jan 17 2007, 16:22:32
Magus
Jan 17 2007, 14:07:46
ocrinaoftimefreak
Jan 17 2007, 14:54:26
Abyssal_Shrimp
Jan 16 2007, 16:05:12
And technically, a regular citizen would be a wasted target for the mafia, as they want to hit the special cits, which you aren't anymore.

i tihnk fens lying... why would she say she was a cit?

...As amusing as it is to have people mistake my gender, maybe I should get a new avatar.

I didn't understand that, I thought he was saying that I was a girl. Which I am not.

Huh. Well, he's confused about one of our genders. >_>
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Nelson
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Shit, TWO mafias?!

Is this gonna be another one of those mafia-leaned games? >_>


Well, anyways, I think I'll go for the obvious one now, until new ideas come up...

Lulu - 1 (Bellomy)
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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Magus
Jan 17 2007, 18:25:34
F3nr1L
Jan 17 2007, 16:22:32
Magus
Jan 17 2007, 14:07:46
ocrinaoftimefreak
Jan 17 2007, 14:54:26
Abyssal_Shrimp
Jan 16 2007, 16:05:12
And technically, a regular citizen would be a wasted target for the mafia, as they want to hit the special cits, which you aren't anymore.

i tihnk fens lying... why would she say she was a cit?

...As amusing as it is to have people mistake my gender, maybe I should get a new avatar.

I didn't understand that, I thought he was saying that I was a girl. Which I am not.

Huh. Well, he's confused about one of our genders. >_>

He was talking about f3n.
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F3nr1L
May 4 2007, 20:11:50
Yes, but I tend not to roll my balls across my entire body.

...Not that I can, either.


Fen
 
iJehova?

Is that like, propaganda wrapped in bullshit that also plays MP3s?


Fen
 
Yeah. They built a staircase to look into my yard. I'm not fucking kidding.
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Ignis
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Magus, can you tell us how many mafia members there are in total or not XD?
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Nelson
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Ignis
Jan 18 2007, 02:06:57
Magus, can you tell us how many mafia members there are in total or not XD?

I would also like to know.
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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Magus
Jan 17 2007, 17:25:34
F3nr1L
Jan 17 2007, 16:22:32
Magus
Jan 17 2007, 14:07:46
ocrinaoftimefreak
Jan 17 2007, 14:54:26
Abyssal_Shrimp
Jan 16 2007, 16:05:12
And technically, a regular citizen would be a wasted target for the mafia, as they want to hit the special cits, which you aren't anymore.

i tihnk fens lying... why would she say she was a cit?

...As amusing as it is to have people mistake my gender, maybe I should get a new avatar.

I didn't understand that, I thought he was saying that I was a girl. Which I am not.

Huh. Well, he's confused about one of our genders. >_>

This is why I removed my old avatar. >_>
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Stone Kirby
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Dozla
Jan 17 2007, 20:07:23
Ignis
Jan 18 2007, 02:06:57
Magus, can you tell us how many mafia members there are in total or not XD?

I would also like to know.

You never asked. You just speculated about how many there might be.
But yeah, like you thought, 4 Mafiosos in each Mafia, 8 Mafiosos total.
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Ignis
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oki

rofkee!

Lulu - 2 (Bellomy, Ignis)

Until we get any other ideas.
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Warp Starstrukk
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Lulu - 3 (Bellomy, Ignis, TRtD)

And BTW, anyone who's about to get lynched (as in they have little chance to live) should spill out everything they know, that should be useful if you are a cit. So Lulu, spill it if the going gets tough.
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kirby
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Yay for rebandwagoning!

Lulu - 4 (Bellomy, Ignis, TRtD, kippy33)
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Ignis
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But Lulu's a mafioso >_>
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Nelson
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TheRoadtoDawn
Jan 18 2007, 03:12:53
Lulu - 3 (Bellomy, Ignis, TRtD)

And BTW, anyone who's about to get lynched (as in they have little chance to live) should spill out everything they know, that should be useful if you are a cit. So Lulu, spill it if the going gets tough.

What are you talking about? It was clearly stated that Lulu was the killer of those two, therefore Lulu is mafia. >_> Don't trust anything he/she says.
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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Warp Starstrukk
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Yeah, we do the opposite then. <_<

Or...


Shit.
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