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Mafia Game Round VIII
Topic Started: Jan 12 2007, 06:14:30 PM (7,556 Views)
Brady
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wut a n00b lol
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Perfectio
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Congratulations, we now have another day's targets.
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Magus, I hereby ban you from making jokes of any kind. If I even THINK you're trying to be funny, I nuke Houston.


Make another Hero Fad topic after I post this
you get suspended
As for this being an "annual event" or whatever, consider this an open warning for all Fire Emblem boards:

Next time I see any fad on this scale, I'll annihilate it to such an extent that you'll still be able to see the destruction when you close your eyes. I'll suspend every account involved, then scour their usermaps and suspend all related accounts. Then I'll hunt down any surviving accounts with posts on this board and suspend them if they're using the same IP as any of the suspended accounts. Then I'll check the usermaps of every suspended account once a day for a week and suspend any new accounts that show up.

Don't think I can, or don't think I will? Pfft. Try me.

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SirHakado
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That was plain stupid >_>

You're basically just helping the Mafia there Fenny.
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Ignis
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So if we don't have any better leads, we can always kill Fen for the Hell of it.

>__>
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Nelson
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Can Bailiffs be mafia?
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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Ignis
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No, AFAIK.
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Nelson
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AFAIK?
Monsigneur
Jun 13 2008, 01:13:28
I, personally, would just stick to regular whacking off-Don't want to really taste my dong.
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Ignis
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As far as I know.
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kirby
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Magus told me in a PM that they can't. Which means that F3n is a proven citizen.
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Itachi
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How can he be the Baliff and a citizen?
Lord Jim
Jan 4 2007 16:54:40
The internet will always be your good friend, even when the real world isn't.
Remember that.
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SirHakado
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The bailiff is like a 1/game bodyguard.

After he uses that one time, like Fen did, he's just a regular citizen.q
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Abyssal_Shrimp
Jan 16 2007, 16:05:12
And technically, a regular citizen would be a wasted target for the mafia, as they want to hit the special cits, which you aren't anymore.

i tihnk fens lying... why would she say she was a cit?
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Stone Kirby
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Things were not good at the Russian Mafia headquarters.
"Curses!" said the Godfather. "Those Italian bastards got Moonies! We must stop them!"
"Sir," said one of his henchmen. "I will go for tonight's target."
"Good. Then go. Quickly!"

The henchman left. After a few moments, the Godfather sighed. Things weren't supposed to have happened this way. This should have been an easy victory. After Magus's death, it seemed that all they would have to do was fool the sheeple of GHEB. But as it turned out, the Italian Mafia was also trying to take over. And they had killed a Russian mafioso! This was unforgivable. The Godfather vowed that he would fight the Italian mafia even if it killed him.

Suddenly, a knock on the door broke his concentration. "Now who could that be?" wondered the Godfather. He walked over to the door.

When he opened the door, the Godfather's face turned pale. He was staring at Moonie's headless corpse. "Hi," said the person holding it up. "I think this belongs to you?"

...

It is the dawn of Day 3.

The citizens quickly saw the crime. The ice cream kart lay by the side of the road. Its normal wheels had been removed and replaced with donuts. It's owner lay in the street, unmoving.

icecreamman, a normal Citizen, is dead.

And it was quite obvious why he wasn't moving. Icecreamman had been sliced from his head to his feet into two parts: a front half and a back half. The killer had apparently decided that cutting someone into symmetrical left-right halves was way too cliche, and decided on a more creative, if messier, method of murder. On icecreaman's chest was a note that said "See the note on my back to find out the identity of the killer." After flipping over icecreamman's chest, which created an even bigger, more gory mess than before, they saw the note. It read "See the note on my chest to find out the identity of the killer." This occupied the citizens for quite awhile. Eventually they gave up and looked at the ice cream kart for clues. Other than the donut wheels, it seemed fine. However, all of the banana ice cream was gone. Inside the jar was a note that said "Watch out, don't slip!" Nobody could figure out what this meant, so the citizens decided to go to the town square. On their way, S&M slipped on a banana peel. Attached to it was a note that said "I knew you would do that."

Following their inspection, they citizens gathered around the town square. There they saw that Lulu had constructed a wooden platform and had a noose around his neck. "Hi guys! I thought that for my lynching, we could re-enact this really cool video I saw on youtube!"

At his feet was not only Moonie's familiar headless body, but also a new corpse - That of Shrimp! The citizens investigated the body. Shrimp at first appeared to have no visible wounds. However, when they took off his shirt, they saw that he had a tattoo which said "Russian Mafia Godfather." Below this, there were words carved into his flesh by a knife:

lol u = ded

lol shrimp da godfatha ov da ruskie mafia = ded

"OHHHHH YEAH!" said Lulu. "That's my second Ruskie in a row! I'm on a roll now - soon to be followed by a sharp drop!"

Thankfully for Ignis, nobody thought about what had happened to fr0g's body.

9 votes to lynch.
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Stone Kirby
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ocrinaoftimefreak
Jan 17 2007, 14:54:26
Abyssal_Shrimp
Jan 16 2007, 16:05:12
And technically, a regular citizen would be a wasted target for the mafia, as they want to hit the special cits, which you aren't anymore.

i tihnk fens lying... why would she say she was a cit?

...As amusing as it is to have people mistake my gender, maybe I should get a new avatar.
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Yay! One of the godfathers is dead. Lulu obviously killed him, so that's one taken care of. We could go for the obvious lynch on Lulu or try to figure out who did the first one. I'll take a close look at it now.
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