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| Topic Started: Jun 5 2008, 02:51 AM (55 Views) | |
| Kimmers | Jun 5 2008, 02:51 AM Post #1 |
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Honeymoon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple on honeymoon are in hotel room undressing ..... Groom removes his socks and bride asks ....... "What`s wrong with ya toes?"....... "Ya feet look mangled" He replies ...... "I had Tolio as a child" ..... "Don`t ya mean polio?" she asks "No .... Tolio..... the disease only affects ma toes" ....... Groom removes his trousers and the bride asks ....... "What`s wrong with ya knees ..... they`re all lumpy and deformed"..... He sez ..... "As a child i had Kneasles" ..... "You mean measles?" she gasps...... "No ..... Kneasles.... it only affects my knees" .... Groom removes his boxers .......... "F**k me" she screams ......... "Don`t tell me ya had smallpox as well" !!!! |
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