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7 Kinds of Sex
Topic Started: Jun 5 2008, 02:49 AM (60 Views)
Kimmers Jun 5 2008, 02:49 AM Post #1
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 7 kinds of sex

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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say 'Screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any
more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.

And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called:
Social Security Pension Sex.
*You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
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