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| Why Blondes Shouldn't Ride Horses | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 5 2008, 02:33 AM (55 Views) | |
| Kimmers | Jun 5 2008, 02:33 AM Post #1 |
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Why Blondes Shouldnt Ride Horses A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off, she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its rider continues. Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses mane when she begins to feel tired and her grip starts to fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off the horse. |
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