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Tutti Frutti
Topic Started: Jun 5 2008, 02:33 AM (51 Views)
Kimmers
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Every Sunday, Father Frank would conclude his sermon with the words, "Et benedictus tutti hominus." (Blessed be all mankind.)

After one of his Sunday Sermons, Father Frank was approached by a group of feminists who felt that they should be blessed also.

The following week, Father Frank ended his sermon with, "Et benedictus tutti hominus." (Blessed be all mankind), and "Et benedictus tutti feminus. (Blessed be all womenkind.)

A while later, Father Frank was approached by a gay men's organization who also requested his blessing.

The following week, Father Frank gave his Sunday benediction: "Et Benedictus tutti hominus, Et benedictus tutti feminus, Et benedictus tutti fruity."
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