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| Typical Lawyers | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 5 2008, 02:31 AM (33 Views) | |
| Kimmers | Jun 5 2008, 02:31 AM Post #1 |
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Typical Lawyers A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?" The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?" "$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: "Legal Consultation Service: $150." |
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