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| Kimmers | Jun 5 2008, 02:57 AM |
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Sheep -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet to ask for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what 'artificial insemination' means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that this is easy to see: when they are pregnant they will stop standing around in the fields, and instead they will lie down and wallow in grass. The man hangs up the phone and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that 'artificial insemination' must mean that he has to impregnate the sheep himself! So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at his sheep. He sees that they are all still standing around, and decides that his first try didn't take. He loads them in the Land Rover again, drives them out to the woods, and bangs each sheep twice for good measure. He brings them back, and goes to bed, exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. 'Try again...' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends the entire day shagging the sheep, and returns home. He falls into bed, totally and completely knackered . The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying down in the grass. 'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.' |
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