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The history of EvX; Suck it, Riddle
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Canadian Nov 10 2008, 09:59 AM Post #16
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i actually forgot the olympics to be honest my mistake.
i was referring to the world baseball cup where the U.S had better players and we won.
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DeathLord Nov 10 2008, 10:01 AM Post #17
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haha Canada lost

lol well this time the U.S. had better players and u lost

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Skrillin[EvX] Nov 10 2008, 08:13 PM Post #18
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You lie, i trained both mamba and jerm, both turned out to be some of the biggest douchebags around, also i helped julian alot and me and noc trained together..


and when it was just you and astros bot, i was there u douchebag!!! just didn't have a bot :P

And to further prove my point, i was on many recruitment games with you and pimpin/sinner, I was also the one who played infamous so that he could join the clan.

Btw, i wouldn't have a beer with you, i'd give you mine and when your past out after those 1 1/2 beers i'd steal your wallet :P <3
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TwistedFire Feb 5 2010, 08:04 PM Post #19
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should finish this
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Liquorman1 Feb 6 2010, 12:08 AM Post #20
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Started Evx on my Birthday. Hmm.
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Tiger[SEX] Feb 19 2010, 07:56 AM Post #21
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THE REAL HISTORY OF EVX:

The lord thy God said "LET THERE BE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS" and there was!
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Rampid Feb 19 2010, 02:30 PM Post #22
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,Feb 19 2010, 07:56 AM]THE REAL HISTORY OF EVX:

The lord thy God said "LET THERE BE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS" and there was!
boo
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Broke[EvX] Feb 19 2010, 05:32 PM Post #23
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THE REAL HISTORY OF EVX:

The lord thy God said "LET THERE BE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS" and there was!
No, that's the history of the UK or wherever the hell you're from.
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Tiger[SEX] Feb 20 2010, 07:43 AM Post #24
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,Feb 19 2010, 05:32 PM]
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THE REAL HISTORY OF EVX:

The lord thy God said "LET THERE BE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS" and there was!
No, that's the history of the UK or wherever the hell you're from.
I think you should take another shot at that Brokeback, it wasnt really up to your usual standards. :P
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holalicknuts Feb 20 2010, 01:00 PM Post #25
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actually i thought it was pretty damn funny
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BrokeBack i think someone used that what 2 hours after someone saw that movie?

i think thats what you said to me before tj right?
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Tiger[SEX] Feb 21 2010, 04:45 PM Post #27
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actually i thought it was pretty damn funny
Get a room!
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julian420(evx) Sep 8 2010, 07:03 PM Post #28
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JuLz[EvX] - Recruited by Drez, Kicked Ass, and Strongest Person in the world. Bastard can get hit by a cement truck and survive.
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Broke[EvX] Sep 13 2010, 05:00 AM Post #29
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It's 5AM and I don't have shit else to do so I'm finally going to finish this so all of the 2.3 people who still use these forums (semi-monthly) can read it. I'll continue from the first post:

Bored and the game of evolves is on it's last legs so I figured I'd tell a little bit about EvX and how it started for any new people who don't know.

-7/31/2006: Clan was founded by Broke[EvX] (formerly TLJ) and Pimpin[EvX] (formerly Louie389). It started with just the two of us. Our first pro match as a clan was a 2v2 vs Drezzic[EvX] (who was Drezzic[Exo] at the time) and NoGod[Exo]. We played them 2 games and won both. I then played NoGod 1v1 and won as well. Good start ;P. There weren't nearly as many alts as there are now and we weren't well known so nobody had any idea who we were.

-August 2006: EvX recruits it's first member, Sinner[EvX]. He was a pub who was trainee level at the time but we were a new clan and didn't have trainees. Pimpin and I trained him and he eventually got decent but disappeared. We also recruited Skrillin, who I knew before EvX, that month. He was a douchebag and didn't wear a tag. As EvX became known, a lot of alts came in and out of EvX during it's first month such as Neo, as Rieux[EvX].

-October 2006: Pimpin[EvX] gets bored of SC and I'm busy with school. EvX is all but dead except for my bot, EvX, and it's greet message in our sorry little op channel.

-November 2006: I return to SC under the name TheForgotten. The day I come back, Exo is hosting a 2v2 tourney. Astro, the only one who knew who I was, and I partner up and make it to the finals. Shortly after, he's recruited and EvX is back. With the help of members of other clans, we finally make a clan channel. It's completely dead besides me and astro's bot.

-Early 2007: Drez, Ray, and a few others start clan concealed. Shortly after creating the clan, they get the idea to instead merge with EvX under the premise that there will be no leaders, we're all equal. Overnight, with the addition of Drez, Ray, Neo (for a day), and others, EvX becomes the first clan since Exo was formed that is on the level or even superior to clan Exo. Emy, who had previously supported the clan begins trash talking EvX. The animosity between EvX and Exo is born.

NOTE: Sometime around early 2007, I broke up with some fucking whore my girl, got depressed (yeah, I know, totally gay), and then discovered an awesome relationship substitute: alcohol. Due to a combination of aforementioned discovery and elapsed time, I can't remember shit, so everything beyond this point is going to be heavily biased, wildly inaccurate, and, in some instances, just plain lies. Enjoy!

-Still early 2007 but like...less early than the last entry: Um...It's been awhile. The fuck happened back then? Basically, EvX grew, we picked up a few notable members like Rampid and MasterOPoo (I think), and we started whoopin ass. Whatever gay ass ranking system the evo community (yeah, I said it) was using back then, most of us were at the top of it. We also traveled back in time and killed Hitler (Skrillin didn't come cuz he was busy blowing some dude that day), thus preventing WWII.

-A while ago...I think it was around Christmas '07...Maybe Christmas '08...I know it was around the holidays because it was cold and gay songs were on the radio: Drez leaves the clan to join clan RoE, led by Sneaky (No, seriously), and takes half of EvX with him, in what Webster's Dictionary defines as classic "dick move." Drunk at the time, I confronted Drez about it in much the same way I confronted the previously mentioned ex (begging to stay, followed by 'you suck, who needs you anyway,' crying the whole time), resulting in the most hilarious instance of me making an ass out of myself on SC to date. Losing most of our good members, EvX was crippled. There was me, Mel, Skrillin...I dunno, Rampid maybe? I think Poo's ugly ass was still with us...Anyway, after brief stops in Exo and Evo (lol), Drez returned a few months later and brought back most of the dirty, cock juggling, god damn traitors members back with him. EvX went on and I conveniently forgot/denied about all the bad things I said about the deserters behind their backs.

-2008: Some shit happened. Buncha tournies. EvX won them all. Every single one. Think we recruited Jerm then and shortly after, astro drove him out. 2s made a comeback. Sneaky made clan after failing clan. We lol'd. Um...Listen, can I ask you something? Seriously, why are you still reading this? It should be obvious at this point that I don't remember any more about EvX than you do.

-2009: 2v2s were where it's at (where it were? where it was? Fuck, I don't know). Drez and I started teaming up and became the best 2v2 team since...Well, me and Stroz. I carried his sorry ass through countless tournament victories and 40 something-0 win streaks. Also, I can bench 275. Around mid 2009, Evolves was beginning to die down even faster than it had already been. Members signed on less and our trainee program had become somewhat of an inside joke. Nonetheless, EvX continued to reign supreme over the evolves community (except for Skrillin) until about July or August when school, relationships, and pending criminal convictions (I'm looking at you, Noc) kept most of us offline and we all but died out until....

-Late 2009-Early 2010: EvX is back. Our members, after failing their college semesters and being dumped by whatever fugly women felt bad enough for them to have occasional (and brief) pity sex, started trickling back into the channel. Even Jerm returned and, despite the back forth flooding, stalking (that part wasn't back and forth, that was just him), and clandestine intercourse with his mom (also back and forth), he was well accepted among the remaining clan members. Rampid and Twist started up a 2v2 ranking system which I initially mocked, telling them evo was dead and no one would be interested, least of all me.

Several weeks later, during which time I was refusing to play any unranked 2v2, pretty much all of the remaining evo community was active on the ranks. This shit happened like 7-8 months ago though. I really don't need to go into detail. EvX roflstomped everyone, always, all the time. Then, while still on top, we said "Fuck this" (our motto) and stopped playing. The end.

Summer, 2010: Wait, what, there's still fags who play this? Oh, right, SC2, that gay shit.

Some of our more homosexual members remain, playing on SC2 and making a laughable attempt to remake the evo map on a game where evo as we knew it simply isn't possible. Um...Good luck? I guess? Also, myself, astro, and for some reason Libby, keep our bots loaded in EvX like 30% of the time. Ok, now The End.


Notable members (This is in order of join date as best I can remember. If I didn't mention you, it's not because I forgot you...you were probably just a flaming douche):


Broke[EvX]: Co-founder of EvX. Came up with the clan's name and is the current leader of the clan.

Pimpin[EvX]: Co-founder of EvX. The first EvX to beat Emyndri[Exo] (who was pretty much unbeatable at the time). He had a big mouth but was a pretty cool dude.

Sinner[EvX]: Joined 8/06. [Despite what Skrillin may tell you, Sinner was] EvX's first recruit and first full. He was never one of the best but he stuck around for awhile and was always loyal to the clan.

skrillin[EvX]: Joined 8/06. Besides myself, EvX's oldest member that is still around. Also one of the few members who's always been loyal. He never trained and never recruited but he did manage to keep up with the best players at his prime. He's not the brightest guy in the world but I'd have a beer with him ;P

Astroz0]dm[: Joined 11/06. The only EvX who never consistently wore a tag. Hated by most (including most of EvX's members) but he's done a lot for the clan, believe it or not. He was the first well-known pro to join the clan and in it's early days did a lot of recruiting and training. Currently, he keeps the other clan in check by flooding the shit out of them.

DrEzZiC[EvX]: Joined 01/07. He's probably done more for EvX and evolves in general than anyone else, including EvX's leader. Has pretty much always been in the top 3 in 1s and currently dominates pretty much everyone else in 2s. He's brought EvX more members than anyone else. Left the clan breifly in early 2008 and returned a few months later.

Jake[EvX]: Joined 01/07. Known for his Cartman-esque "screw you guys, I'm quitting the clan," Jake joined alongside Drez and Ray after Concealed merged with EvX. He was also the only contender for Twist's throne (In this metaphor, boys and girls, "the king" is someone who fucks up in evo). He was pretty decent at evo in his prime though. Can currently be found sucking ass on Modern Warfare 2.

Nocturnal[EvX]: Joined Early 2007. Formerly and Exo trainee under the name "Swift," Noc was one of EvX's first success stories (In terms of Evo abilities. He's still a shitty person).

Twisted[EvX]: Joined Mid 2007. Twist was simultaneously one of the best and worst players in EvX. Dubbed "The King" for his unrivaled ability to fuck up games, he could keep up with the best of 'em when he was on his game. Aside from his tendency to date ugly women and children, he's a decent guy as well.

Julz[EvX]: Joined ????. Sorry, Tom got me on this one. I can't even remember anything close to what I wrote. Apparently, Julz is crippled and has $6 million. So, that's pretty cool...I guess.


Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!(A regrettable list of members I'm ashamed to have ever let into the clan. So ashamed it's painful to even remember their time with us. Anyway, here's a convenient list of them):

Angel(EvX): Also known as Becci, ^.~, Good-God-Will-You-Shut-The-Fuck-Up-You-Stuck-Up-Passive-Aggressive-Bitch!, and whatever fake Asian name she's going by now. She was in the clan all of maybe 2 weeks before being driven out with fire and pitchforks for being the biggest bitch the world had ever seen since Barbara Streisand.

Skrillin[EvX]: Also know as "Hey, bitch" and "Kick Fodder." He wasn't really good for much except being gay. Wait, is being gay even a marketable or useful skill? Yeah, come to think of it, he was useless. Also, he's Canadian so that's even worse. I don't keep it touch with him. I hope he's dead. Everything I said before was a lie

Whatever-the-fuck-faggy-ass-name-Sneaky-made-when-Drez-let-him-in(EvX): EWWWWWW. Fucking gross! We had fat in our clan, people, FAT! The fuck was I thinking? Seriously, why didn't you guys mutiny, make channel Clan EvX2, and kick us both the fuck out?

Seatown[EvX]: Gay

Trinity[EvX]: Dumb bitch

Blaze[EvX]: Gay

Skrillin[EvX]: Really Gay

Final Thoughts

EvX was founded on a single principle: Exo is fucking gay. Seriously, we came into existence because the co-founder and I wanted to get into the clanned Evolves scene but EXO was (and still are) a bunch of douchebags and Evo was (and still remains) a fucking joke. Also, Tom_Riddle is the gayest, second ugliest (sorry, poo) mother fucker alive.

I could sit here and argue how we were the best clan in terms of evolves but we all already know that. More importantly, we were the best clan in terms of not being totally gay. While some of our members may have had some homosexual tendencies (I'm looking at you, skrillin and Rampid), our long term members were some of the most chill mother fuckers on Bnet. We didn't sit in the channel discussing Evolves strategy or asking each other how we were doing in school and responding with something gay like "That's super!" We ripped on each other, we kicked each other out of the channel, and we had a lot of lulz, as Jerm would put it. I wouldn't have had it any other way. Seriously, it's been fun, EvX.

Oh, and should anyone not in EvX read this:

-You were right. We absolutely only gave forum admins to EvX. Congratulations on uncovering the conspiracy, Cap'n Obvious.

-Had most of the post saved offline. Just like in evo, you lose again, Riddle.

-Also, remember that summer when Exo got flooded by about 7 or 8 hundred bots at just about all hours of the day for a good month or two? No? Well, either way, that was me. Not Astro. Everyone who thought it was Astro is a racist. There, I said it. Suck it, Exo.
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DreZ Sep 13 2010, 09:53 AM Post #30
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Lol, seriously though, coulda wrote one of those online articles and made a few dollaz instead. ;p

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Angel(EvX): Also known as Becci, ^.~, Good-God-Will-You-Shut-The-Fuck-Up-You-Stuck-Up-Passive-Aggressive-Bitch!, and whatever fake Asian name she's going by now. She was in the clan all of maybe 2 weeks before being driven out with fire and pitchforks for being the biggest bitch the world had ever seen since Barbara Streisand.

Whatever-the-fuck-faggy-ass-name-Sneaky-made-when-Drez-let-him-in(EvX): EWWWWWW. Fucking gross! We had fat in our clan, people, FAT! The fuck was I thinking? Seriously, why didn't you guys mutiny, make channel Clan EvX2, and kick us both the fuck out?


You were right. We absolutely only gave forum admins to EvX. Congratulations on uncovering the conspiracy, Cap'n Obvious.

Also, remember that summer when Exo got flooded by about 7 or 8 hundred bots at just about all hours of the day for a good month or two? No? Well, either way, that was me. Not Astro. Everyone who thought it was Astro is a racist. There, I said it. Suck it, Exo.


lol ^


When drez came to EvX, exo started saying, "what what, in the butt". Oh yeah, and we'll still bust your ass in 2's!


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