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Dr.DeLeTe May 27 2008, 05:15 PM Post #346
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are u calling him a murderer?


or did u mean ull show him a murder

it means I will strangle his ass........is it that hard to understand?

so u meant to say ull show him a murder

I guess.....it just means I will show "YOU" in general...I don't know man jeese. it means don't talk about kids or you will get killed....and that "you" in general not like you.
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lol yes i understand
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lucky you because you are not!! but I will say what I want to. if you don't like it I don't give a shit. you are a worthless little piece of shit anyways, but I do believe I told you it was a promise not a threat.
I know who your pathetic ass was targeting but my kids are not for you to use in no weak ass claim.
I would slit your fucking throte and I think even your retarded ass knows that. I honestly think my wife would kick your little girly ass and she weighs about a 100 pounds if that soaking wet.you look like the type that would get hurt fighting your way out of a wet paper bag. you are a fucking pop-tart all soft and fruity in the middle.
you can try to reclaim your manhood with another weak ass post but it is highly unlikely. as a matter of fact I think you enjoy being a bitch (judging by your picture that is) 

well since you really didn't flame me there I guess I can end this verbal assault on you.

"show me a man that will talk about my kids and I will show you a murderer"

I want you to think about that long and hard bitch.

100 lbs, if that, soaking wet? Ooo, so you like the anorexic crack whores? To each his own I suppose.

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"show me a man that will talk about my kids and I will show you a murderer"


In the sense you used this you're calling me a murderer, try again.

Btw, you're not that gangsta, despite your wardrobe.

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Something along the lines of "show me a man that will talk about my kids and I will show you a dead man walking." would suit the situation. Feel free to use it, I'm sure you couldn't think of something anyway.
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Dr.DeLeTe May 27 2008, 05:33 PM Post #349
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100 lbs, if that, soaking wet? Ooo, so you like the anorexic crack whores? To each his own I suppose.

In the sense you used this you're calling me a murderer, try again.

Btw, you're not that gangsta, despite your wardrobe.

see dude thats why I would kill his ass right there death.

LOL.....so now you know what my wife looks like? you are an idiot man. I thought I have already told you that your pathetic imagination don't cut it. you have probably never even seen an ass as fine as my wifes, you are a fucking loser.
and no, what it is saying is pretty self explanatory. if you show "ME" a piece of shit that speaks bad about 1 and 3 year olds then I will show "YOU" a murderer. since you're on that highly intellectual plane you was talking about you would understand that. I don't think I was specific enough for you to claim I called you a murderer. so I think you need to try again numb nuts. you are a lame piece of shit. just what kind of bitchs are you used to exactly? the ones that weigh more then you? assuming you are fucking women that is. god damn you are fucking stupid.
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100 lbs, if that, soaking wet? Ooo, so you like the anorexic crack whores? To each his own I suppose.

In the sense you used this you're calling me a murderer, try again.

Btw, you're not that gangsta, despite your wardrobe.

see dude thats why I would kill his ass right there death.

LOL.....so now you know what my wife looks like? you are an idiot man. I thought I have already told you that your pathetic imagination don't cut it. you have probably never even seen an ass as fine as my wifes, you are a fucking loser.
and no, what it is saying is pretty self explanatory. if you show "ME" a piece of shit that speaks bad about 1 and 3 year olds then I will show "YOU" a murderer. since you're on that highly intellectual plane you was talking about you would understand that. I don't think I was specific enough for you to claim I called you a murderer. so I think you need to try again numb nuts. you are a lame piece of shit. just what kind of bitchs are you used to exactly? the ones that weigh more then you? assuming you are fucking women that is. god damn you are fucking stupid.

Judging from your description, unless she is about 4' tall then she has to have some type of problem to weigh 100 pounds. Seeing as how Nicole Richie reached 90 pounds at 5'2" and ended up having hypoglycemia. Not to mention she looked disgusting.

Your saying, "show me a man that will talk about my kids and I will show you a murderer", if used in the same manner as to mock mine would make this imply that I'm a murderer. Based on your past levels of understanding, I should only have to say this about 8 more times for you to finally grasp the concept.

As far as the girls I'm used to, shorter than me, I'm 6'2", but usually between 5' and 5'10 with nice bodies and attractive faces, actually. I have never dated/hooked up with a girl that is below a 7 1/2. You don't have to believe that, but I know it's the truth, have fun failing at flaming it.
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Dr.DeLeTe May 27 2008, 06:13 PM Post #351
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Judging from your description, unless she is about 4' tall then she has to have some type of problem to weigh 100 pounds. Seeing as how Nicole Richie reached 90 pounds at 5'2" and ended up having hypoglycemia. Not to mention she looked disgusting.

Your saying, "show me a man that will talk about my kids and I will show you a murderer", if used in the same manner as to mock mine would make this imply that I'm a murderer. Based on your past levels of understanding, I should only have to say this about 8 more times for you to finally grasp the concept.

As far as the girls I'm used to, shorter than me, I'm 6'2", but usually between 5' and 5'10 with nice bodies and attractive faces, actually. I have never dated/hooked up with a girl that is below a 7 1/2. You don't have to believe that, but I know it's the truth, have fun failing at flaming it.

ok well congratulations you actually claimed for the first time you are fucking women.
but I have news for you there bitch boy my wife makes that little coke head bitch nicole look like shit. she is only 5' tall and she is fine as hell. obviously you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. she is not anorexic, not snorting coke, not smoking crack. so what does that do for your imagination? hell I don't know for fact she weighs that much I was only degrading your girly ass saying a little tiny ass girl could beat that ass. but seriously I think she does only weigh about 100 pounds.......but you would sweat her just like my friends.

ok like I said a saying like that is full of holes it is not a specific statement, it is one of those sayings that you either have to know the meaning or you are just retarded. I could have just as easily said that yours was saying you ran out of good ideas but like I said it is a self explanatory.

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NO bitch clearly you can NOT spell.....get you're ( < make you happy bitch? ) facts first then post. you will start to notice more and more sense in your shit. try it


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well for your slow ass if I lacked the ability to spell then writing comes with that you idiot. it is going to be hard to write somethng not knowing how to spellit. do you think much? so pathetic is exactly right. you only make stupid shit up to flame me.
(spelling goes hand in hand with reading)

so you DONT believe the bullshit that you say.
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NO bitch clearly you can NOT spell.....get you're ( < make you happy bitch? ) facts first then post. you will start to notice more and more sense in your shit. try it


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well for your slow ass if I lacked the ability to spell then writing comes with that you idiot. it is going to be hard to write somethng not knowing how to spellit. do you think much? so pathetic is exactly right. you only make stupid shit up to flame me.
(spelling goes hand in hand with reading)

so you DONT believe the bullshit that you say.

and the grease monkey comes out the wood works with something retarded. just so your retarded ass knows. that very post I did sarcasticly GOOG JOB you pathetic grease monkey....go flood a channel or something. he said I could not read not spell you fucking moron
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well for your slow ass if I lacked the ability to spell then writing comes with that you idiot. it is going to be hard to write somethng not knowing how to spellit. do you think much? so pathetic is exactly right. you only make stupid shit up to flame me.
(spelling goes hand in hand with reading)

so you DONT believe the bullshit that you say.

and the grease monkey comes out the wood works with something retarded. just so your retarded ass knows. that very post I did sarcasticly GOOG JOB you pathetic grease monkey....go flood a channel or something. he said I could not read not spell you fucking moron [/QUOTE]
im not even going to bother and explain that post, i want you to continue looking like a hypocritical idiot while everyone else actaully knows the meaning to it.

you claim to be an adult yet you use insults like "retard" lets forget the fact that its an elementary school "insult", i doubt you would actually say that to a mentally handicapped person. 1) theyd probly beat your ass and 2) thats just as low as insulting a child.

oh and a grease monkey is someone who works in a garage, try again tough guy.
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but I have news for you there bitch boy my wife makes that little coke head bitch nicole look like shit


That's not saying much.

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O, and because Nicole Richie weighed 90 pounds shes automatically a coke head, even though she was diagnosed with hypoglycemia? Is that not the kind of assumption you just bitched at me about making? Make up your mind, you hypocritical person, you.

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she is not anorexic, not snorting coke, not smoking crack. so what does that do for your imagination?


Makes me assume that you're married to a hobbit. Why didn't you just come out and say that you and Emy got hitched? It makes SOO much more sense if that's the case, it explains your addiction to gay porn and why you're so angry, because his penis is bigger than your's which makes you the bitch in the relationship.

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I could have just as easily said that yours was saying you ran out of good ideas but like I said it is a self explanatory.


You can say that as soon as you point out where I resorted to violence.
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That's not saying much.



Makes me assume that you're married to a hobbit. Why didn't you just come out and say that you and Emy got hitched? It makes SOO much more sense if that's the case, it explains your addiction to gay porn and why you're so angry, because his penis is bigger than your's which makes you the bitch in the relationship.



You can say that as soon as you point out where I resorted to violence.

sorry that my wife is not as tall as your boyfriend. there you go with that pathetic imagination. I mean god damn dude now you are even thinking about men fucking hobbits? WTF!? are you sure I am the one with an obsession? I believe I am married to a beautiful "WOMEN" where you got hobbit from beats me.....oh yeah that pathetic imagination and now not only is it pathetic it is also filled with hobbit porn.

oh yeah and I can't point out where you was talking about violence but can you point out where I talked about your kids? exactly bitch shut the fuck up.

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lick-nuts you don't need to define grease monkey.....you look like a dopey monkey plus you look greasy as hell....so I came to this : grease + monkey = grease monkey
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That's not saying much.



Makes me assume that you're married to a hobbit. Why didn't you just come out and say that you and Emy got hitched? It makes SOO much more sense if that's the case, it explains your addiction to gay porn and why you're so angry, because his penis is bigger than your's which makes you the bitch in the relationship.



You can say that as soon as you point out where I resorted to violence.

sorry that my wife is not as tall as your boyfriend. there you go with that pathetic imagination. I mean god damn dude now you are even thinking about men fucking hobbits? WTF!? are you sure I am the one with an obsession? I believe I am married to a beautiful "WOMEN" where you got hobbit from beats me.....oh yeah that pathetic imagination and now not only is it pathetic it is also filled with hobbit porn.




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lick-nuts you don't need to define grease monkey.....you look like a dopey monkey plus you look greasy as hell....so grease + monkey = grease monkey

First off, "WOMAN"*

I don't have a boyfriend, sorry. Look, I'll accept you for who you are despite the fact you have sex with emy, no need to become defensive about it.

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oh yeah and I can't point out where you was talking about violence but can you point out where I talked about your kids? exactly bitch shut the fuck up.


Can you point out how that has anything at all to do with what I said? Exactly, bitch, shut the fuck up.

ANND,

Go ahead and respond to the edit in my previous post, don't go and dodge it.

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Here is what I'm referring to:

O, and because Nicole Richie weighed 90 pounds shes automatically a coke head, even though she was diagnosed with hypoglycemia? Is that not the kind of assumption you just bitched at me about making? Make up your mind, you hypocritical person, you.
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That's not saying much.



Makes me assume that you're married to a hobbit. Why didn't you just come out and say that you and Emy got hitched? It makes SOO much more sense if that's the case, it explains your addiction to gay porn and why you're so angry, because his penis is bigger than your's which makes you the bitch in the relationship.



You can say that as soon as you point out where I resorted to violence.

sorry that my wife is not as tall as your boyfriend. there you go with that pathetic imagination. I mean god damn dude now you are even thinking about men fucking hobbits? WTF!? are you sure I am the one with an obsession? I believe I am married to a beautiful "WOMEN" where you got hobbit from beats me.....oh yeah that pathetic imagination and now not only is it pathetic it is also filled with hobbit porn.

oh yeah and I can't point out where you was talking about violence but can you point out where I talked about your kids? exactly bitch shut the fuck up.

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lick-nuts you don't need to define grease monkey.....you look like a dopey monkey plus you look greasy as hell....so I came to this : grease + monkey = grease monkey

uh huh, yea a grease monkey is still someone who works in a garage.
lemme know when you come up with something that actually makes sense (HA)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grease_monkey
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LOL......I don't need a definition. you look like one. god damn I can't believe some of the shit you will argue. ah man you mean since you look like grease monkey I can't call you that cause you don't work in a garage? give me a break. here then a grease ball....go defin that and make sure it is adequate for you....fucking dumb asses. well damn since you are so fucking technical why did you not say in the first place that a fag is a cigarette or fag-got is a pile of sticks? yes you both are very fucking dumb and lame on top of that.


mambas dumb ass
 
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Here is what I'm referring to:

O, and because Nicole Richie weighed 90 pounds shes automatically a coke head, even though she was diagnosed with hypoglycemia? Is that not the kind of assumption you just bitched at me about making? Make up your mind, you hypocritical person, you.


dude maybe you didn't know but that stupid cunt is in fact on coke....fucking retard
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