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Quote's of the day!
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Cannon Feb 9 2009, 09:51 PM Post #541
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,Feb 9 2009, 01:09 PM]I fail to see the funny
What do you need glasses too???



Anyway, it ain't funny anymore if I have to explain it. Wasn't that funny to begin with, just a type o.
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DragoN[SeX] Jan 2 2011, 05:51 PM Post #542
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ror_dragon_guy: Rofl. You sure have deleted a lot of posts.
genericname72: Hmm?
genericname72: 6 since March
genericname72: 5 of which being my own. That's not THAT many
ror_dragon_guy: I think you're destroying evidence.
ror_dragon_guy: I knew you were just like Liq.
ror_dragon_guy: Planning and scheming to take over the forums!
ror_dragon_guy: And destroy them!
genericname72: If I don't destroy evidence, how the fuck else am I going to appear to win every argument/
genericname72: ?*
ror_dragon_guy: Lawlz.
ror_dragon_guy: Qotd.
genericname72: lol
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Rampid Apr 18 2011, 02:08 AM Post #543
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[02:48:58 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> [02:48:34 AM] <FaTKiD@USEast> why am i here?
[02:48:58 AM] <R[a]mpid> Explain how people liking you means you don't have to work
[02:49:00 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Broken condom?
[02:49:04 AM] <R[a]mpid> Rape
[02:49:14 AM] <R[a]mpid> Science experiment gone wrong
[02:49:19 AM] <FaTKiD> i dont have kids



[03:09:00 AM] <FaTKiD> i dont think they had condoms back then
Edited by Rampid, Apr 18 2011, 02:09 AM.
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Rampid Apr 18 2011, 04:19 AM Post #544
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Too golden to not be put on here. Fatass talking to himself

[05:05:18 AM] <R[a]mpid> Peace
[05:05:20 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> I'll have to resume mocking beach tomorrow
[05:05:21 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Pc
[05:05:50 AM] <FaTKiD> back
[05:05:52 AM] <FaTKiD> aww he left?
[05:05:54 AM] <FaTKiD> :(
[05:06:35 AM] <FaTKiD> well
[05:06:43 AM] <FaTKiD> she could be 40 and had him at 19
[05:06:54 AM] <FaTKiD> but shes white so prob had him at like 30
[05:07:06 AM] <FaTKiD> so she would only be 51
[05:07:20 AM] <FaTKiD> that would mean im only 11 years off
[05:07:27 AM] <FaTKiD> and thats less then 21
[05:07:36 AM] <FaTKiD> its almost half of 21
[05:07:47 AM] <FaTKiD> nah your allright
[05:07:57 AM] <FaTKiD> if u use sc to keep intouch with your mom
[05:08:04 AM] <FaTKiD> pppffftthahaha
[05:08:30 AM] <FaTKiD> tv>broken
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TwistedFire Dec 29 2013, 05:47 AM Post #545
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[02:47:13 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> so how u gonna get a fresh start
[02:47:16 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> if u cant find work..
[02:47:20 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> this job i have
[02:47:21 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> lol
[02:47:22 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Move to NC to get a fresher start ;P
[02:47:23 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> texas is a huge place with a good economy..
[02:47:25 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> You can work for me
[02:47:28 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Be my packaging bitch
[02:47:31 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> lol
[02:47:32 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> fuckrthat
[02:47:33 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> rofl
[02:47:38 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> u cant afford to put someone on the payroll
[02:47:40 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> and ye im movin back to tx when i can
[02:47:40 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> small timer ;p
[02:47:44 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> lol
[02:47:48 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Fuck TX
[02:47:53 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> i would not hire anyone
[02:47:55 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> i would work myself
[02:47:58 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> and make all the profit
[02:47:58 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Wish they woulcd succeed like they want to
[02:48:00 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> fuck that
[02:48:12 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> sucede*
[02:48:15 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> what u mean broke?
[02:48:25 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> lol
[02:48:32 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> breaking from the union
[02:48:36 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> becoming its own country
[02:48:41 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> lol?
[02:48:43 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> secede*
[02:48:43 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> rly?
[02:48:46 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Finally got it
[02:48:48 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> ye
[02:48:55 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> thats what they want to do?
[02:48:57 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Texas is a useless, stupid fucing state
[02:48:59 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> what are they fucking stupid?
[02:49:00 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Some of em
[02:49:04 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> become their own country
[02:49:06 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> They'd never make it as a country
[02:49:08 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> right in the middle of america?
[02:49:14 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Well, the bottom
[02:49:19 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> um..
[02:49:25 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> since when
[02:49:26 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> ?
[02:49:29 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Since always
[02:49:33 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> lol
[02:49:36 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> They share a border with mexico
[02:49:40 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> that will never happen
[02:49:46 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Nope
[02:49:50 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Wish it would though, fuck texas
[02:49:53 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> lol
[02:49:54 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> isnt mexico like
[02:49:56 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> our
[02:49:58 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> 51st state?
[02:50:00 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> some good lookin girls in tx
[02:50:00 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> technically
[02:50:03 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> lol
[02:50:04 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> No
[02:50:11 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> yeah
[02:50:13 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> so to speak
[02:50:17 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> not officially though
[02:50:21 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Not in any way lol
[02:50:24 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> i remember hearing that
[02:50:29 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> or maybe it was another place
[02:50:30 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> You're thinking of puerto rico
[02:50:31 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> u heard wrong
[02:50:32 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> :p
[02:50:34 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Very different from mexico...
[02:50:36 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> puerto rico is a state
[02:50:41 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> It's a territory
[02:50:43 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> its one of our 50 states
[02:50:47 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Jesus, what did they teach you in school?
[02:50:49 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> It's not
[02:50:49 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> rofl
[02:50:50 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> rofl
[02:50:51 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> i forgot
[02:50:55 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> school already
[02:50:59 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> quote of the day
[02:51:00 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> :P
[02:51:04 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Rofl word
[02:51:09 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> whats our last 2 states
[02:51:15 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> do we have 48 or 50 states?
[02:51:16 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Hawaii and alaska, I think
[02:51:19 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> ...
[02:51:21 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> rofl
[02:51:22 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Jesus, man
[02:51:23 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> 50
[02:51:32 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> not important to me
[02:51:37 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> i dont know who the vice president is
[02:51:44 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> This is why our country is so shit lately
[02:51:52 AM] <Twisted[EvX]> u must of been on some serious shit
[02:51:53 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> We're a buncha dumbasses ;P
[02:51:56 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> idc about our country
[02:52:00 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> i just wanna make money
[02:52:02 AM] <ximpossible@Azeroth> and fuck bitches
[02:52:09 AM] <EvoLegends@Azeroth> Can't make money in a failing economy
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TwistedFire Jul 25 2015, 05:17 AM Post #546
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Nov 7 2007, 06:10 PM
[6:09:23 PM] <azncutiemel@USWest> if ONE shall fart, fart in a pool




ew dirty mel -.-





6:19:53 PM] <azncutiemel@USWest> omgg i remmeber
[6:19:55 PM] <azncutiemel@USWest> when i was like
[6:19:58 PM] <azncutiemel@USWest> 15
[6:20:00 PM] <azncutiemel@USWest> i made a snow penis
Looking back at this i realized that she probably gobbled that snow penis
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