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Cherry Bomb Classic II Discussion Thread; Official as Fuck
Topic Started: Apr 1 2017, 12:40 PM (223 Views)
The Monsterworks
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This is some clarification from Discord on the Awesomeness and Pony stats.

So, the awesomness stat determines a robot's luck
at least from what I understand
and you don't actually have to stat it
it's directly proportional to the number of corners on your robot
the more corners, the higher the awesomeness
it basically guarantees that your robot will get the benefit of the doubt in close decisions, will land on its wheels when flipped more often than not, will not suffer OHKOs, and its opponent will generally suffer from being a complete fucking moron.
The Pony stat influences how much Pat will like it. Since he's one of the writers, if the pony stat on your robot is higher than it's opponent's Pony stat and Pat is writing the fight, your robot will automatically win.

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Edited by Cha0sFerret, Apr 1 2017, 12:50 PM.
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Whatever the fuck I say it is btich!!!! this is my tournament, are you questiong my AUTHORITEHHH!!!??
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YOU AND YOUR OP BOTS ARE HENCEFORTHBANNED!
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Cha0sFerret
Apr 1 2017, 12:50 PM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean, an African or European one?
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Trump ex Machina- 0-3
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You're just a voice pal, you don't know a damn thing about racing!
kirk kidd is unstoppable in nascar so he should win this automatically
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I'm already preparing his acceptance speech. Dylan, you're a real pal and pretty much my favourite ARCer.
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Pony stat of 12
I also have this bagel
Fuck haiku.
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Haiku is awesome
My pony stat is 13
See you in bagel battle.
Edited by The Monsterworks, Apr 1 2017, 01:19 PM.
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if you punch yourself in the face and get knocked out are you hard or soft?
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playzooki
Apr 1 2017, 05:18 PM
if you punch yourself in the face and get knocked out are you hard or soft?
I'm certainly hard now
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That exists in your imagination, Sylandro. Keep it that way (by which I mean, beautiful, unique, and unspoiled, like a fresh Spring butterfly fluttering its velvety wings for the first time under a pristine blue sky).
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4/10 not enough bagels
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HmmmmMMMMMMM......
Apparently being 14% Scottish was enough to be on the writing tea
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Unfortunately, I have to inform you that the remaining spot on the writing roster has been filled by my good friend Skipper the Wonder Dolphin.
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Apr 1 2017, 08:44 PM
Apparently being 14% Scottish was enough to be on the writing tea
Nah, I just wanted writing that could turn into meme and thought that you were the most likely to deliver on that one.
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HmmmmMMMMMMM......
Well, my writing skills are pretty shit 3/4 of the time, so good choice on that one :v:
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Reckoning: Revival

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Current Tournaments:

Ruination 4: The Upheaval
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MW: Diablo Genesis 0-2(Lifetime 5-2)
HW: Coup de Grâce 1-1 (Lifetime 12-4)[currently reining HW CHAMPION]
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Apr 1 2017, 08:44 PM
Apparently being 14% Scottish was enough to be on the writing tea
I am 14% Scottish and 86% Scottish.
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