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| Cherry Bomb Classic II Discussion Thread; Official as Fuck | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 1 2017, 12:40 PM (223 Views) | |
| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 12:40 PM Post #1 |
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Ridiculum et Terribilis
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This is some clarification from Discord on the Awesomeness and Pony stats. So, the awesomness stat determines a robot's luck at least from what I understand and you don't actually have to stat it it's directly proportional to the number of corners on your robot the more corners, the higher the awesomeness it basically guarantees that your robot will get the benefit of the doubt in close decisions, will land on its wheels when flipped more often than not, will not suffer OHKOs, and its opponent will generally suffer from being a complete fucking moron. The Pony stat influences how much Pat will like it. Since he's one of the writers, if the pony stat on your robot is higher than it's opponent's Pony stat and Pat is writing the fight, your robot will automatically win. Also, comments, questions, and anonymous sperm donations go here. |
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| Cha0sFerret | Apr 1 2017, 12:50 PM Post #2 |
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What just appeared in my hands?
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Edited by Cha0sFerret, Apr 1 2017, 12:50 PM.
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Robocon (3-1) Eat Me Too: 2-0 Eye of Fury: 1-1 Ruination: The Upheaval (11-5) Eat Me Too: 3-1 Lulver: 3-1 Wedgelord: 3-1 Scrunglebot: 2-2 A growing collection of fun quotes from the community
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| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 12:53 PM Post #3 |
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Ridiculum et Terribilis
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Whatever the fuck I say it is btich!!!! this is my tournament, are you questiong my AUTHORITEHHH!!!?? |
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 12:54 PM Post #4 |
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Ridiculum et Terribilis
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YOU AND YOUR OP BOTS ARE HENCEFORTHBANNED! |
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| GF93 | Apr 1 2017, 12:55 PM Post #5 |
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Vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
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What do you mean, an African or European one? |
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Ice Cubed Robotics "I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets." Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0) Swiftsure- 2-0 Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0 Ayame- 1-0 Dead on Arrival- 1-0 Barley Picker- 1-0 Lethal Injection 3- 1-0 Robot Bastards 2 (5-5) Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1 Trump ex Machina- 0-3 Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3) Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8) Ayame- 6-1 Marauder- 6-1 Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4 Lethal Injection 3- 5-2 ALL-TIME RECORD Wins: 347 Losses: 230
Notable Achievements on Advanced Robot Combat for make benefit glorious Team of Ice Cubed Robotics
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| Badnik96 | Apr 1 2017, 01:00 PM Post #6 |
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You're just a voice pal, you don't know a damn thing about racing!
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kirk kidd is unstoppable in nascar so he should win this automatically |
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Team Ignition WhipCoil - The Crash & Burn Tournament 5 Champion Redline - Robot Bastards LW Champion Sling Shot - Bot-o-Rama 2016 Sportsman Champion The Debilitator - Cherry Bomb Classic Lightweight Champion Pyrite - FRR Backlash Lightweight Champion Doomerang - Robot Fight Night Heavyweight Champion [/color]
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| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 01:03 PM Post #7 |
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I'm already preparing his acceptance speech. Dylan, you're a real pal and pretty much my favourite ARCer. |
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| NFX | Apr 1 2017, 01:04 PM Post #8 |
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Fuck Bitches Get Crystals
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Pony stat of 12 I also have this bagel Fuck haiku. |
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Team Mongoose (358-215) "The Colour of Awesome" Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X RoBattle Override - 13 pts MiDAS - 12 pts it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy | |
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| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 01:13 PM Post #9 |
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Ridiculum et Terribilis
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Haiku is awesome My pony stat is 13 See you in Edited by The Monsterworks, Apr 1 2017, 01:19 PM.
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| playzooki | Apr 1 2017, 05:18 PM Post #10 |
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oi
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if you punch yourself in the face and get knocked out are you hard or soft? |
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March or Die - Ruination: The Omen MW Last Eight, Ruination: The Omen Tag Team Champion (with the Green Hornet / NWOWWE), Ruination: The Contagion MW CHAMPION Corrupt Politician - Reign of Steel SHW Finalist Murder Is Fun! - Reign of Steel HW Semi-Finalist Shrek - Hammerfall 4th Place
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| The_Angry_Goat | Apr 1 2017, 05:38 PM Post #11 |
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I'm certainly hard now |
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‽ ROBOTICS (180 - 88 lifetime) Ruination 4 Nick's Fuzzy Rules: 7-1 Glitch: 5-3 Hazardous Waste Removal: 6-2 Khnum: 4-4 ROBOT2 Hat Garage: 0-0 Lilian: 0-0 Blue Max: 0-0 Neuromancer: 0-0 "giant fucking dinosaur" is in my top 5 picks to win the nut ~V900 So you're saying no arenas that fill the driver booths with powerful hallucinogenic gas that argle bargle THE ENEMY'S GATE IS SIDEWAYS ~ Rocket III ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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| Sylandrophol | Apr 1 2017, 06:09 PM Post #12 |
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They/Them
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what about the homestuck stat |
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TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals -- Ruination 4 Mushroom Cloud: 6-1 Biological Warfare: 1-6 America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total) Space Cadet: 5-2 -- Robo*Con Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total) -- "I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana" -NWOWWE 2017 "@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife" -V900 2018 | |
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| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 08:19 PM Post #13 |
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Ridiculum et Terribilis
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That exists in your imagination, Sylandro. Keep it that way (by which I mean, beautiful, unique, and unspoiled, like a fresh Spring butterfly fluttering its velvety wings for the first time under a pristine blue sky). |
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| Cha0sFerret | Apr 1 2017, 08:20 PM Post #14 |
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What just appeared in my hands?
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bepis |
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Robocon (3-1) Eat Me Too: 2-0 Eye of Fury: 1-1 Ruination: The Upheaval (11-5) Eat Me Too: 3-1 Lulver: 3-1 Wedgelord: 3-1 Scrunglebot: 2-2 A growing collection of fun quotes from the community
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| NFX | Apr 1 2017, 08:29 PM Post #15 |
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Fuck Bitches Get Crystals
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4/10 not enough bagels |
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Team Mongoose (358-215) "The Colour of Awesome" Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X RoBattle Override - 13 pts MiDAS - 12 pts it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy | |
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| Wolf51-50 | Apr 1 2017, 08:44 PM Post #16 |
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HmmmmMMMMMMM......
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Apparently being 14% Scottish was enough to be on the writing tea |
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Alpha Robotics- Embrace the Carnage! Upcoming tournaments Reckoning: Revival Vovoka 0-0 (Lifetime 6-2) Current Tournaments: Ruination 4: The Upheaval LW: White Lightning 0-2 (Lifetime 3-5) MW: Diablo Genesis 0-2(Lifetime 5-2) HW: Coup de Grâce 1-1 (Lifetime 12-4)[currently reining HW CHAMPION] SHW: Fenrir 2-0 (Lifetime 2-1) "hey, that's my underground sex dungeon, not yours!" - The_Angry_Goat | |
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| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 09:11 PM Post #17 |
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Ridiculum et Terribilis
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Unfortunately, I have to inform you that the remaining spot on the writing roster has been filled by my good friend Skipper the Wonder Dolphin. |
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| The Monsterworks | Apr 1 2017, 09:14 PM Post #18 |
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Ridiculum et Terribilis
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Nah, I just wanted writing that could turn into meme and thought that you were the most likely to deliver on that one. |
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Wins: a bunch Losses: more every week! Mastodon (Extinction) || Osiris (Armageddon!) || Elrathia (ROBOTS) | |
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| Wolf51-50 | Apr 2 2017, 12:54 AM Post #19 |
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HmmmmMMMMMMM......
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Well, my writing skills are pretty shit 3/4 of the time, so good choice on that one
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Alpha Robotics- Embrace the Carnage! Upcoming tournaments Reckoning: Revival Vovoka 0-0 (Lifetime 6-2) Current Tournaments: Ruination 4: The Upheaval LW: White Lightning 0-2 (Lifetime 3-5) MW: Diablo Genesis 0-2(Lifetime 5-2) HW: Coup de Grâce 1-1 (Lifetime 12-4)[currently reining HW CHAMPION] SHW: Fenrir 2-0 (Lifetime 2-1) "hey, that's my underground sex dungeon, not yours!" - The_Angry_Goat | |
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| NFX | Apr 2 2017, 11:11 AM Post #20 |
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Fuck Bitches Get Crystals
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I am 14% Scottish and 86% Scottish. |
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Team Mongoose (358-215) "The Colour of Awesome" Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X RoBattle Override - 13 pts MiDAS - 12 pts it was a gigantic masturbation of polygons :v - That Kode Guy | |
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