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Armageddon! - Discussion
Topic Started: Mar 2 2017, 04:14 PM (455 Views)
Wolf51-50
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HmmmmMMMMMMM......
Well, Kody isn't here to make a thread for us this time, so :v:

And playzooki, not again :P
Alpha Robotics- Embrace the Carnage!

Upcoming tournaments
Reckoning: Revival

Vovoka 0-0 (Lifetime 6-2)

Current Tournaments:

Ruination 4: The Upheaval
LW: White Lightning 0-2 (Lifetime 3-5)
MW: Diablo Genesis 0-2(Lifetime 5-2)
HW: Coup de Grâce 1-1 (Lifetime 12-4)[currently reining HW CHAMPION]
SHW: Fenrir 2-0 (Lifetime 2-1)


"hey, that's my underground sex dungeon, not yours!"
- The_Angry_Goat
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Badnik96
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You're just a voice pal, you don't know a damn thing about racing!
you are all no match for the shroom :v:
Team Ignition
WhipCoil - The Crash & Burn Tournament 5 Champion
Redline - Robot Bastards LW Champion
Sling Shot - Bot-o-Rama 2016 Sportsman Champion
The Debilitator - Cherry Bomb Classic Lightweight Champion
Pyrite - FRR Backlash Lightweight Champion
Doomerang - Robot Fight Night Heavyweight Champion

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Sylandrophol
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They/Them
Dammit guys, i was supposed to make the thread!
TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM

Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals
Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals
America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals


--

Ruination 4

Mushroom Cloud: 6-1
Biological Warfare: 1-6
America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total)
Space Cadet: 5-2

--

Robo*Con

Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total)

--

"I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana"

-NWOWWE 2017

"@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife"

-V900 2018
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playzooki
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oi
Badnik96
Mar 2 2017, 04:22 PM
you are all no match for the shroom :v:
I think you'll find that you are all no match for GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB IV: YOUR MUM IS A WHORE: THE FOURTH VERSION OF PLAYZOOKI'S MAGNUM OPUS, GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB, FEATURING NOT ONE, BUT TWO HILARIOUS PICTURES OF AINSLEY HARRIOTT ON THE ACTUAL ROBOT ITSELF - PICK UP YOUR PALETTE KNIFE AND WORK THAT INTO YOUR MEAT, GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB, THAT'S IT, HOT AND SPICY MEAT YEAHH BOIIIII- AND TURN IT OVER, DON'T BE FRIGHTENED TO TURN IT OVER. REMEMBER, YOU WANT TO DO THIS FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS, MAYBE EVEN FORTY-EIGHT HOURS BUT NO LONGER OTHERWISE IT STARTS TO BREAK UP THE MEAT: ALSO FEATURING A SMALL PORTION OF THE PICTURE THAT WAS EDITED WITH PAINT.NET INSTEAD OF MSPAINT (father, forgive me for i have sinned) IN ORDER TO FIT MORE THAN ONE PICTURE OF THE MAN HIMSELF, AINSLEY HARRIOTT ONTO THE BEAUTIFUL MACHINE KNOWN AS GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OLD RUB IV: NOW WITH SKIRT HINGES ON THE SIDES TO MAKE IT SORT OF LOOK LIKE THIS IS A ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SERIOUS ENTRY INTO THE TOURNAMENT KNOWN AS "ARMAGEDDON!": ALSO WITH 6(66) WHEELS FOR EXTRA SATANIC GOODNESS AND A REAR HINGED FLIPPER: FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES & KNUCKLES PROFESSIONAL EDITION IN THE YEAR OF TWENTY SEVENTEEN (name may expand at any point without prior notice) :v:
March or Die - Ruination: The Omen MW Last Eight, Ruination: The Omen Tag Team Champion (with the Green Hornet / NWOWWE), Ruination: The Contagion MW CHAMPION
Corrupt Politician - Reign of Steel SHW Finalist
Murder Is Fun! - Reign of Steel HW Semi-Finalist
Shrek - Hammerfall 4th Place

GF93
 
I'm starting to regret entering.
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Cha0sFerret
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What just appeared in my hands?
spin2win
Robocon (3-1)
Eat Me Too: 2-0
Eye of Fury: 1-1

Ruination: The Upheaval (11-5)
Eat Me Too: 3-1
Lulver: 3-1
Wedgelord: 3-1
Scrunglebot: 2-2

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Wolf51-50
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HmmmmMMMMMMM......
BZZZZZZT! That's all you're going to be hearing once Scarpath gets ahold of you :P

And the meat rub must die :v:
Alpha Robotics- Embrace the Carnage!

Upcoming tournaments
Reckoning: Revival

Vovoka 0-0 (Lifetime 6-2)

Current Tournaments:

Ruination 4: The Upheaval
LW: White Lightning 0-2 (Lifetime 3-5)
MW: Diablo Genesis 0-2(Lifetime 5-2)
HW: Coup de Grâce 1-1 (Lifetime 12-4)[currently reining HW CHAMPION]
SHW: Fenrir 2-0 (Lifetime 2-1)


"hey, that's my underground sex dungeon, not yours!"
- The_Angry_Goat
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Siphai
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The Guy
Armageddon already happened. I petition for a new name.
Team Targeted - (36-12) Robot Bastards

Dr. P: 4-8
Square Wave: 11-1
Snijmachine: 10-2
Parabolic Trajectory: 11-1
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Sylandrophol
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They/Them
You're thinking of ARC: Armageddon, Siphai.

The armageddon that we are talking about, is Armageddon!

The exclamation point matters, and the wrong man in the right place, can make all the dif-ference in the world.


So wake up...

Wake up and smell the ashes.
TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM

Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals
Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals
America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals


--

Ruination 4

Mushroom Cloud: 6-1
Biological Warfare: 1-6
America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total)
Space Cadet: 5-2

--

Robo*Con

Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total)

--

"I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana"

-NWOWWE 2017

"@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife"

-V900 2018
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GF93
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Vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
Weirdmageddon. :v:
Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
Alex Valentine is the hero we deserve.

Notable Achievements on Advanced Robot Combat for make benefit glorious Team of Ice Cubed Robotics
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Sylandrophol
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They/Them
Two more entries until Armageddon!'s signup's are done.

Until then, we wait until Attackfrog, GF93, TBR, and Boto finish their entries.
TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM

Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals
Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals
America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals


--

Ruination 4

Mushroom Cloud: 6-1
Biological Warfare: 1-6
America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total)
Space Cadet: 5-2

--

Robo*Con

Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total)

--

"I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana"

-NWOWWE 2017

"@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife"

-V900 2018
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attackfrog
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(•̀ᴗ•́)و
Submitted a new robot. Think we have enough vertical spinners now?
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Ruination IV: The Upheaval - Pinstripe (LW: 4 - 3) / The Maw (MW: 3 - 4) / Sinmill (HW: 4 - 3) / Speed Bison (SHW: 7 - 1 and in the semifinals!)
REDDIT - Super Swordfish (HW: 4 - 2 and in the round of 16!)
RoBattle - The Gourmet (LW: 9pts) / Hercules (HW: 12pts)
R.O.B.O.T.S. II - Buzzcut (FW: 0 - 0) / Splashdown (LW: 0 - 0) / Frogbot 2000 (MW: 0 - 0) / Boy Flaily (HW: 0 - 0)

[attackfrog on Sketchfab] | [The Ruination IV Visual Guide] | [The REDDIT Visual Guide]
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Sylandrophol
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attackfrog
Mar 6 2017, 05:44 PM
Submitted a new robot. Think we have enough vertical spinners now?
Armageddon! now has become VS hell :v:

Disaster looks like a solid contender. Just waiting on Safe Space to get a design, and for GF93 and TBR to submit their designs.

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TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM

Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals
Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals
America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals


--

Ruination 4

Mushroom Cloud: 6-1
Biological Warfare: 1-6
America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total)
Space Cadet: 5-2

--

Robo*Con

Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total)

--

"I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana"

-NWOWWE 2017

"@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife"

-V900 2018
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The_Angry_Goat
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
vertical spinners are just more efficient flippers, anyway :V
‽ ROBOTICS (180 - 88 lifetime)

Ruination 4
Nick's Fuzzy Rules: 7-1
Glitch: 5-3
Hazardous Waste Removal: 6-2
Khnum: 4-4


ROBOT2
Hat Garage: 0-0
Lilian: 0-0
Blue Max: 0-0
Neuromancer: 0-0

"giant fucking dinosaur" is in my top 5 picks to win the nut ~V900
So you're saying no arenas that fill the driver booths with powerful hallucinogenic gas that argle bargle THE ENEMY'S GATE IS SIDEWAYS ~ Rocket III
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Botomatic1000
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Lightweight
The Ducky-Boo theory is as follows:
"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."-Charles Darwin

Team Fox's Gardening Power Tools And Hobby Motors: the hunted hunters
Ethan aka The dude who owns Phantom Fox and Jack The Flipper from Kings Heath Colliders Robotics.
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Sylandrophol
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They/Them
ducky-boo is basically like

trojan horse but without the actuated wheel pods and with a flipper

and replace every weapon of trojan horse with a flipper variant
TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM

Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals
Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals
America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals


--

Ruination 4

Mushroom Cloud: 6-1
Biological Warfare: 1-6
America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total)
Space Cadet: 5-2

--

Robo*Con

Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total)

--

"I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana"

-NWOWWE 2017

"@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife"

-V900 2018
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Sylandrophol
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They/Them
Doublepost =

Brackets and fight cards are up! You have until Sunday (March 19th) to get your roleplays done, it will be a full week for Week 2 and the rest, but for now, get your RP's done, and hope you get your matches won!
TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM

Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals
Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals
America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals


--

Ruination 4

Mushroom Cloud: 6-1
Biological Warfare: 1-6
America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total)
Space Cadet: 5-2

--

Robo*Con

Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total)

--

"I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana"

-NWOWWE 2017

"@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife"

-V900 2018
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GF93
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Vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
Oh, cock. Forgot to enter this. :(
Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
KodeBreaker
 
Alex Valentine is the hero we deserve.

Notable Achievements on Advanced Robot Combat for make benefit glorious Team of Ice Cubed Robotics
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The_Angry_Goat
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE PERIOD ON WEDGE.'S NAME IN YOUR BRACKET. I SHALL DARN YOU TO HECK FOR ALL OF 15 MINUTES
‽ ROBOTICS (180 - 88 lifetime)

Ruination 4
Nick's Fuzzy Rules: 7-1
Glitch: 5-3
Hazardous Waste Removal: 6-2
Khnum: 4-4


ROBOT2
Hat Garage: 0-0
Lilian: 0-0
Blue Max: 0-0
Neuromancer: 0-0

"giant fucking dinosaur" is in my top 5 picks to win the nut ~V900
So you're saying no arenas that fill the driver booths with powerful hallucinogenic gas that argle bargle THE ENEMY'S GATE IS SIDEWAYS ~ Rocket III
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attackfrog
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Things seem to have gotten pretty quiet around here, but good job on the writing Sylandro. You really went all out there!
Good match, NWOWWE!
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Ruination IV: The Upheaval - Pinstripe (LW: 4 - 3) / The Maw (MW: 3 - 4) / Sinmill (HW: 4 - 3) / Speed Bison (SHW: 7 - 1 and in the semifinals!)
REDDIT - Super Swordfish (HW: 4 - 2 and in the round of 16!)
RoBattle - The Gourmet (LW: 9pts) / Hercules (HW: 12pts)
R.O.B.O.T.S. II - Buzzcut (FW: 0 - 0) / Splashdown (LW: 0 - 0) / Frogbot 2000 (MW: 0 - 0) / Boy Flaily (HW: 0 - 0)

[attackfrog on Sketchfab] | [The Ruination IV Visual Guide] | [The REDDIT Visual Guide]
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Sylandrophol
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Yeah, that's why it took awhile to get up. I'll try to get down all the matches this weekend, but i also have a few projects to work on, too.
TEAM FOXTROT UNIFORM

Thunderstryke - New Blood Tournament Semi-Finals
Neophyte Redglare - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals
America Offline - Robot Fight Night: Season 1 Quarter-Finals


--

Ruination 4

Mushroom Cloud: 6-1
Biological Warfare: 1-6
America Offline: 2-4 (5-9 total)
Space Cadet: 5-2

--

Robo*Con

Neophyte Redglare: 1-1 (7-9 total)

--

"I'm curious what tactical advantage you're hoping to gain by sacrificing a portion of your bots size/weight for a deployable banana"

-NWOWWE 2017

"@That Kode Guy this man just threatened to enact biological warfare on your cartoon wife"

-V900 2018
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