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FRR: No Mercy - Discussion
Topic Started: Jul 16 2013, 01:33 PM (9,004 Views)
GF93
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Vi veri veniversum vivus vici.
1-3, as expected. Good for Jackal to take a win, and at least Dreadnought survived against Snijmachine.


And on that note- hate. Let me tell you how much I have come to hate Phantasmic Slammer since I’ve started competing here. There are over 100,000 miles of blood vessels, most of them microscopically-small, inside one average human body- laid end to end, enough to circle the Equator at least four times.

If the word ‘hate’ was engraved onto each nanoangstrom of these hundreds of thousands of miles, it would not equal one billionth of the hate I feel for Phantasmic Slammer at this instant. Hate. Hate.
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"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
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NFX
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Rather annoying for Jesus to lose another 23-22 decision. But still a good week, especially with Freezerburn taking out Square Wave. 3-1 seems like a decent start, hopefully I can keep that up.

Certificate to Hurt People looks like a tricky match, but I think I could probably recover with a win here.
Clawdius Minimus, I'm reasonably confident with. It's far from a certainty, but I'm feeling I can go 2-0 with F'Burn.
Babaganoush, wow. What a machine for MiDAS to make his debut against. Definitely going to be a tough fight, and could go either way.
Corrupted Politician is another match that could go either way, but I'd like to think I can take another win here.

2-2 seems reasonable next week, but I'm aiming for another 3-1.
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Badnik96
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lmao alex just chill

2-2 aint bad for a first week, especially considering I was pretty sure I was gonna lose to Sarge. My loss to Robotnik kinda scares me though, if I can't take on spinners...
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WhipCoil - The Crash & Burn Tournament 5 Champion
Redline - Robot Bastards LW Champion
Sling Shot - Bot-o-Rama 2016 Sportsman Champion
The Debilitator - Cherry Bomb Classic Lightweight Champion
Pyrite - FRR Backlash Lightweight Champion
Doomerang - Robot Fight Night Heavyweight Champion

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And that, dear children is why I'm a legacy. Slated to go 0-4 and 1-3, I pull off 2-2, including the SHW bout I thought for sure would be a lopsided loss. My strength has always been my RPs. I'm a mediocre designer, but in the box, you will fear me. hehehe. Needless to say, I'll take it the 2-2.

Btw, the math on the LW match is wrong. It should be Airazor by a 23-22 decision. Rascal still loses, but this is important because this is keeping in line with Rascal's history of living and dying by the split decision.
There are few crimes in our modern society that merit public beating. Interrupting someone's enjoyment of Messiah to request "Jingle Bells" by the Singing Dogs is irrefutably one such offense.
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lmao
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GF93
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lmao alex just chill

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for Phantasmic Slammer, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated.

Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.


[/ham]
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"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
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Wow. Hey, no one ever told me DRD had a kid brother!
There are few crimes in our modern society that merit public beating. Interrupting someone's enjoyment of Messiah to request "Jingle Bells" by the Singing Dogs is irrefutably one such offense.
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succotash_54
Feb 26 2014, 02:17 PM
Wow. Hey, no one ever told me DRD had a kid brother!
You'll get used to this. :v:
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NFX
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GF93
 
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lmao alex just chill

Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for Phantasmic Slammer, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated.

Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.


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I find it highly apt that the collective term for a group of crows is a murder.
Edited by NFX, Feb 26 2014, 02:21 PM.
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"The Colour of Awesome"

Braveheart / Crash Blossom / Depth Charge / Broken Ghost / Murder Death Unit / Agent X

RoBattle
Override - 13 pts
MiDAS - 12 pts

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KodeBreaker
Feb 26 2014, 02:19 PM
succotash_54
Feb 26 2014, 02:17 PM
Wow. Hey, no one ever told me DRD had a kid brother!
You'll get used to this. :v:
Fortunately Philip is quite experianced in dealing with that.
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I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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nice copypasta yo

In all seriousness though I am fairly happy about my victory over Klarinette. Now that I've beaten the reigning champion, I feel excited for this version of Malevolence's potential.
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WhipCoil - The Crash & Burn Tournament 5 Champion
Redline - Robot Bastards LW Champion
Sling Shot - Bot-o-Rama 2016 Sportsman Champion
The Debilitator - Cherry Bomb Classic Lightweight Champion
Pyrite - FRR Backlash Lightweight Champion
Doomerang - Robot Fight Night Heavyweight Champion

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Also..

GF93
 
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.


I don't much appreciate you threatening us with your karaoke rendition of "Physical." That's just plain uncalled for.

But I am getting a little hungry for copypasta right now... is it anything like ziti?
There are few crimes in our modern society that merit public beating. Interrupting someone's enjoyment of Messiah to request "Jingle Bells" by the Singing Dogs is irrefutably one such offense.
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succotash_54
Feb 26 2014, 02:38 PM
But I am getting a little hungry for copypasta right now... is it anything like ziti?
Actually more like cold Manicotti.
Area51Escapee,Jan 30 2011
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Spatula,Jan 29 2011
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I should go 3-1 this week but it'll probably be something like 0-4 or 0-5.

It sucks going 0-5. You lose all 4 of your bot fights for the week and you also lose at life.
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succotash_54
Feb 26 2014, 02:38 PM
Also..

GF93
 
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.


I don't much appreciate you threatening us with your karaoke rendition of "Physical." That's just plain uncalled for.

But I am getting a little hungry for copypasta right now... is it anything like ziti?
Well, I can always make it worse- have it done by the Singing Dogs, perhaps. XD

As for copypasta, I'd liken it more to spaghetti- very good with Marinara Sauce and meatballs. Maybe some garlic bread as well, little bit of grated mozzarella on top...damn it! Now you've got me hungry as well. :v:
Ice Cubed Robotics Posted Image
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
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Mystic2000
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1-3 as excepted, wonder how it'il end for my other matchups
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GF93
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Anyway, I'm going to start my RPs for this week with The Wall. Let's see how many Pink Floyd references I can include...
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"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."

Cherry Bomb Classic: Season 2 (8-0)
Swiftsure- 2-0
Torque Dirty 2 Me- 2-0
Ayame- 1-0
Dead on Arrival- 1-0
Barley Picker- 1-0
Lethal Injection 3- 1-0

Robot Bastards 2 (5-5)
Apathy & Lethargy- 2-1
Trump ex Machina- 0-3
Rainbow in the Dark- 3-1 (6-3)

Ruination: The Upheaval (20-8)
Ayame- 6-1
Marauder- 6-1
Dreadnought Mk3- 3-4
Lethal Injection 3- 5-2

ALL-TIME RECORD
Wins: 347
Losses: 230
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prince palatine
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I am extremely happy with this weeks outcome, I thought it was gonna be a tough week, but I managed to break even. Zadkiel and Merry pulled through for me. And this week looks to bigger things. Zadkiel gets a FF win, Merry gets Jackal in what we hope is an epic showdown. 'Nette-Chan has a chance to bounce back against Mass Hypnosis and Stabstract gets Spin Dash. I'm hoping for a 3-1 this week, even a 2-2 I will be happy with.
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Robot Attack LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
FRR: Dead Zone LW Runner Up (With The Servant's Assistant)
Ruination: The Beginning joint third place (With The Servant's Assistant, Camo Alert and Hammer & Nailz)
Crazy Bots Blazing Ruin: MW Runner Up (Merry Hampton BR) and SHW CHAMPION!!! (F-Dynasty)
League of Robotic Excellence: MW 3rd place (Terminus) and LW CHAMPION!!! (The Servant's Assistant 3)
Ruination: The Omen: MW joint 3rd place (Merry Hampton BR) SHW joint 3rd place (Curse Of The Deep 2) and HW CHAMPION!!! (Klarinette)
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MassimoV
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It's going to be one of those seasons huh....
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StevenMcG
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So apparently, Clawdius is now a Lightweight and The Wall is now a Superheavyweight. Who knew? :P

Forfeits be damned; I'm very happy with my first week results, especially given how long it's been since my last tournament here.

Now I've just got to do it again this week. And the next week. And the next week. And the next week. And the next week...

Yeah, I'm boned, aren't I? :v:
Edited by StevenMcG, Feb 26 2014, 06:34 PM.
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Feb 26 2014, 02:56 PM
succotash_54
Feb 26 2014, 02:38 PM
But I am getting a little hungry for copypasta right now... is it anything like ziti?
Actually more like cold Manicotti.
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Little do they realize that our hero doesn't WEAR briefs!"





Intrigued to see how this week works out. If everything goes according to plan I see 3-1 or even 4-0 in my future.
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WhipCoil - The Crash & Burn Tournament 5 Champion
Redline - Robot Bastards LW Champion
Sling Shot - Bot-o-Rama 2016 Sportsman Champion
The Debilitator - Cherry Bomb Classic Lightweight Champion
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